Elephant in the room

[allusred]

I'm not O.C.D. But this outage drove me right into the arms of Mr Small Batch for another box of cigars. It's all DogRockets fault!

Of course you're not.

This is in no way true


" In English the phrase obsessive–compulsive is often used in an informal manner unrelated to OCD to describe someone who is excessively meticulous, perfectionistic, absorbed, or otherwise fixated.[8]"


That is....NA.

But you do feel calmer now....don't you.


Besides you got this right:
'It's all DogRockets fault!"
Cause it just is.