Took the kiddo to the park and brought a Nica Libre to hold me over for an hour of kid madness. I torched the foot and ran out of fuel! Doh!!!
Guess I should keep matches just in case...
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06-09-2016, 02:40 PM #1Royal Bum
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Damn It!
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06-09-2016, 02:54 PM #2Ruler Of The Galaxy
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Sounds like you need to carry a magnifying glass in your back pocket.
That or doesn't your hooptie at least have a lighter? The old bombs I drive all still have lighters, though I almost never use them.Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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06-09-2016, 03:08 PM #3Lost no more
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Yup,Leave the Grey Poupon at home.
Originally Posted by rodwha
But Blue Diamond matches, Ronson or Bic lighter in the glove compartment.
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06-09-2016, 09:51 PM #4Royal Bum
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Actually it doesn't. I don't smoke in the truck as SWMBO has asthma and is allergic to just breathing even. Originally Posted by Emperor Zurg
"Were I to leave where else would I go? Your words of life and of truth You hold." - Third Day
"I ask not the favor given to Paul," Copernicus said, "I seek not the grace bestowed upon Peter--but I beg the mercy granted to the thief on the cross!" - Alexander Smellie 1899
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06-09-2016, 09:58 PM #5Royal Bum
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Dude, that would really suck to be allergic to breathing. Originally Posted by rodwha
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06-09-2016, 10:58 PM #6Royal Bum
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This chic is allergic to beef. BEEF! She deals with the reprocussions from time to time.
But she is allergic to quite a bit."Were I to leave where else would I go? Your words of life and of truth You hold." - Third Day
"I ask not the favor given to Paul," Copernicus said, "I seek not the grace bestowed upon Peter--but I beg the mercy granted to the thief on the cross!" - Alexander Smellie 1899
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06-10-2016, 10:30 AM #7Bummin' Around
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That's when you have to swallow your pride & ask for a light from the male hipsters smoking cigarettes that are bitching about why their parents won't give them $200 for a vintage pair of women's pants.
What Would Jesus Smoke?
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06-10-2016, 10:48 AM #8Royal Bum
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Originally Posted by Chad Vegas
Too funny!
Unfortunately, despite being around noon, we were the only ones at the park. I was hoping someone would show up smoking a cigarette. I don't have much pride so it's easily swallowed for a moment!"Were I to leave where else would I go? Your words of life and of truth You hold." - Third Day
"I ask not the favor given to Paul," Copernicus said, "I seek not the grace bestowed upon Peter--but I beg the mercy granted to the thief on the cross!" - Alexander Smellie 1899
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06-10-2016, 10:49 AM #9Ruler Of The Galaxy
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Those hipsters are only smoking because it isn't cool...
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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06-10-2016, 06:40 PM #10Royal Bum
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You should've called, as according to the wifey, I always have spare gas available and would've been happy to give you some fuel.... Originally Posted by rodwha
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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