Coincidence? I think not!

[droy1958]

Recovery can only be certain if.
!. You're not a Snowflake without coloring book, crayons and your very own safe place.
2. You Really want to end the Misery.

Here is the way:

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism, is the religious following of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, commonly abbreviated as FSM. According to Pastafarianism, FSM is a benevolent supernatural entity who created the world some 4000 years ago while very drunk, although the world is intentionally built to make humans think it's older than it really is.

FlyingS paghetti Monster is invisible and undetectable omnipotent Creator. The typical guise in which He appears before His followers is that of a floating clump of tangled spaghetti with two meatballs and eyes, which is assumed to be His true form as FSM is against obscurity and confusion.

[Just a bit more info, should you still be uncertain of joining]

“Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free. R'Amen."

“In the Name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs."

“Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free. R'Amen.”

“To be a good follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ye should drink much meade and surround
yerself with as many buxom wenches as possible.”

Errrr.....ahhh.....ummmmm........I'm going to have to have a couple of drinks to fully comprehend the magnificence of this particular post. Thankfully, the wifey is calling me for a late lunch/dinner at this time. Then I can have a glass or two of courage to fully take on this piece of literary history.....

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Errrr.....ahhh.....ummmmm........I'm going to have to have a couple of drinks to fully comprehend to magnificence of this particular post. Thankfully, the wifey is calling me for a late lunch/dinner at this time. Then I can have a glass or two of courage to fully take on this piece of literary history.....

Be of semi good chair...er cherry....er..cheer?
I'll join ya in the drinkin' and smoke somethin'.
Pastafarianuism... is a bit much to comprehend quickly.
But the FSM will quide all who yearn for the Sauce.

[droy1958]

Be of semi good chair...er cherry....er..cheer?
I'll join ya in the drinkin' and smoke somethin'.
Pastafarianuism... is a bit much to comprehend quickly.
But the FSM will quide all who yearn for the Sauce.

Which reminds me of the beauty of the spaghetti harvest every year in northern Italy and the southern Swiss border. Just amazing.....

Someday I'll figure out how to embed these things.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

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Which reminds me of the beauty of the spaghetti harvest every year in northern Italy and the southern Swiss border. Just amazing.....

Someday I'll figure out how to embed these things.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

Just watched it again.
Thanks much for bringing the event back to mind.

[droy1958]

Just watched it again.
Thanks much for bringing the event back to mind.

You're welcome. With a Sicilian wifey in the house, I'm not able to forget.....