Quote Originally Posted by Cigarer View Post
Results are in, and they're negative.
Great news! See? It's all because of those cigars you smoked. Surely this is how science works: you accept the results that agree with your foregone conclusion. The global warming folks have been doing it for years. Before them, it was the ozone hole folks. I don't see why we can't do the same... HAIL TOBACCO, CURE OF ALL!!!