Well that was a first.....I got cigar ash in my freaking mouth!!!

[DogRockets]

I'm outside having a nice evening cigar. I was holding it up after taking a draw and bumped it and some ash fell in my mouth. Nasty!!!!!! Needless to say that ruined the last 2 inches of the cigar.

If you've ever heard someone say that a cigar was so good they wanted to eat the ash let me tell you that is very untrue!

[Hardheaded]

Thats not the worst place to end up with hot ash. Just trust me on that.

[AK47]

How much alcohol was involved?

[Engineer99]

I once picked up a half finished cigar with the intent of finishing it, and put the wrong end in my mouth. It was dark. I was drunk.

[tjhemp]

I once picked up a half finished cigar with the intent of finishing it, and put the wrong end in my mouth. It was dark. I was drunk.

Done this ^^^^^^ but I cant even use the excuse I was drunk. The cigar was only about 10 minutes in and after the burns and taste needless to say the cigar was done.

[Hardheaded]

We need a "stupid things done while smoking" thread. I miss that from the old site. Some funny mishaps in there.

[BMack]

How come women aren't as careless about what ends up in their mouths as you guys are?


...well except this girl I met in college, she kinda looks like Flo on the Progressive commercials. True story.

[DogRockets]

How much alcohol was involved?

None! I was drinking water!

[Tombstone]

None! I was drinking water!

Theres your problem.

[Horseshoe]

All I can do is laugh. That is what you get for trying to get a long ash!