Quote Originally Posted by allusred View Post
spect y'all be onta suphin, or jest on suphin.
Thet 'bout Ticks doan no how sound krect...usual Ticks jest burrow on in an stay put, same's erlected Ficshul at th town hawl.

Best tew prceed wi care ef yor goan try strippin yore fren Dubble Chazow. An why fer is him wearnin Cedar in th furst plaice?
Mus be Crazy as y'all thunk him are.

No idee whut yer on bout wi ballin.

Bes seek a shady spot an a Jar er three.
Dun did had a jar of the peechy flaver elixir seerup frum mi cuzin out inn da southeastern hills of Okielahoma. Dangdest lookin' contrapshun you ever sean to get dat peech seerup out of. Wit awl dat firewood cookin' and big ol' stewpot anne dem coiled up hoses an such jus a gurglin' an spittin' out dat flavored seerup iz eenuf to git won nee walkin' drank....errrr drunk....