Nature, that is a great story. Loved it.

When my daughter was in the 7th grade she was all excited about a cute boy from school was coming over to see her. She had been getting all dolled up and wasn't quite finished when the doorbell rang. She asked me to answer it. I didn't have a shirt on, but went and opened the door and there stood this kid. We stood there looking at each other through the glass door. I took my index finger and licked it, then circled my left nipple while staring at him and he took off running. Scared that kid to death. My daughter came into the living room a couple of minutes later expecting to see the boy waiting for her. She said, where is he? I told her that when I opened the door he took off running and I had no idea where he went. He never did come back. Poor kid!