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10-06-2015, 06:11 PM
Woodted

Kayla, better look to hire the guy that named that stick as your new marketing manager!:rofl:
10-07-2015, 05:23 AM
cheaphumidors

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Originally Posted by Woodted

Kayla, better look to hire the guy that named that stick as your new marketing manager!:rofl:

Are you kidding?! That's a real quick way to tick people off. If being in this industry has taught me anything it's that not everybody shares my sense of humor... a couple years ago I made a "President's Day" combo with 4 different house blend/house banded sticks. Each stick was named and banded after a president that smoked cigars... I, of course, included Bill Clinton. You can't imagine how much hate mail I got! I thought it was funny :(
10-07-2015, 05:34 AM
lvfcrook1503

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Originally Posted by cheaphumidors

Are you kidding?! That's a real quick way to tick people off. If being in this industry has taught me anything it's that not everybody shares my sense of humor... a couple years ago I made a "President's Day" combo with 4 different house blend/house banded sticks. Each stick was named and banded after a president that smoked cigars... I, of course, included Bill Clinton. You can't imagine how much hate mail I got! I thought it was funny :(

Solution: Hire me to respond to any future hate mail or negative reviews!:deal:

Disclaimer: I can not be held responsible for any lawsuits or butthurt customers after responses are sent out...:chug::fu::devilspin:
10-07-2015, 05:56 AM
Chad Vegas

So will you go back to normal cigars after this or are you going to get some tats & move to the Cayman Islands?
10-07-2015, 09:21 AM
cheaphumidors

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Originally Posted by Chad Vegas

So will you go back to normal cigars after this or are you going to get some tats & move to the Cayman Islands?

Oh I will definitely move to the islands... but no tats
10-07-2015, 09:23 AM
OldSkoolTarHeel

That's the name of a Rum they make down there. I saw it when I went on a trip down there years ago. It seems they have expanded their Big Black Dick line into cigars.

I feel immeasurably dirty after typing that.
10-08-2015, 06:16 PM
Billb1960

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01-21-2016, 09:37 PM
Brent Strande

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Originally Posted by cheaphumidors

Are you kidding?! That's a real quick way to tick people off. If being in this industry has taught me anything it's that not everybody shares my sense of humor... a couple years ago I made a "President's Day" combo with 4 different house blend/house banded sticks. Each stick was named and banded after a president that smoked cigars... I, of course, included Bill Clinton. You can't imagine how much hate mail I got! I thought it was funny :(

Like Monica Lewinski, Clinton left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths...
01-21-2016, 10:26 PM
Lynn

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Originally Posted by Brent Strande

Like Monica Lewinski, Clinton left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths...

I never had sexual relations with him.....

seen that wrapper with a lot of sayins...an they always put it on some joke cigar.....
01-21-2016, 11:22 PM
JollyRogers

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Originally Posted by cheaphumidors

So one of our employees went on a cruise to the Cayman Islands and brought me back a souvenir....

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I'm not quite sure this was an appropriate gift from male employee to female boss :p

Also, I think that if I were going to make a cigar called the Big Black Dick, I would use an Oscuro wrapper

But it was a pretty good cigar. Anyone ever had one of these? And then gone back?

It's smaller than I would have expected...guess the rumors aren't all true... :popcorn::peep:

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