Aside from the obvious..

[TCBSmokes]

here are a few "ancillary" benefits to smoking a cigar (or two). Feel free to add any if you'd like.

1. Keeps gnats and mosquitoes away.
2. Will always tell you wind direction (good for golf and sailing).
3. Is a great conversation starter.
4. Helps build camaraderie, friendship and trust with people (and especially a few bums!) you might otherwise never know.
5. Now you can say you know someone in LA.
6. Gets you extra elbow room at the bar (where still applicable).
7. Makes you easy to buy a gift for!
8. Just a few wandering puffs ferrets out a**holes faster than a heat-seeking missile.
9. Reminds your significant other of her grampa' or favorite uncle (hopefully).
10. Motivates you to hone your photog and posting skills.
11. No one will care about the size of your stick.
12. Adds Olean, NY to your retirement short-list (ok, that's a stretch).

[Emperor Zurg]

Covers up the smell of BO and farts

And with a pipe, gives you a convenient pointer.

[WNYTONY]

here are a few "ancillary" benefits to smoking a cigar (or two). Feel free to add any if you'd like.

1. Keeps gnats and mosquitoes away.
2. Will always tell you wind direction (good for golf and sailing).
3. Is a great conversation starter.
4. Helps build camaraderie, friendship and trust with people (and especially a few bums!) you might otherwise never know.
5. Now you can say you know someone in LA.
6. Gets you extra elbow room at the bar (where still applicable).
7. Makes you easy to buy a gift for!
8. Just a few wandering puffs ferrets out a**holes faster than a heat-seeking missile.
9. Reminds your significant other of her grampa' or favorite uncle (hopefully).
10. Motivates you to hone your photog and posting skills.
11. No one will care about the size of your stick.
12. Adds Olean, NY to your retirement short-list (ok, that's a stretch).

I like that last one - come on up !

I'll add
13. Makes a bad day on the golf course much more bearable

[TCBSmokes]

List addendum:

13. Makes a bad day on the golf course much more bearable.
14. Covers up the smell of BO and farts.
15. And with a pipe, gives you a convenient pointer.
16. Cigars are made of all natural products and completely sustainable, therefore they're environmentally friendly.
17 Idiot repellent.
18. It also gives one a reason to go ahead and mow the yard.
19 Or. Not to mow the yard.

[Regiampiero]

Cigars are made of all natural products and completely sustainable, therefore they're environmentally friendly.

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[AlanS]

Idiot repellent

[rodwha]

It also gives one a reason to go ahead and mow the yard.

[allusred]

It also gives one a reason to go ahead and mow the yard.

Or. Not to mow the yard.

[Old Smokey]

Gives you something to do while grilling or smoking meat.

Makes you not look quite so creepy while sitting on your front porch watching the young (20 something) girl across the street clean and vac her car.

Makes watching the grass grow more enjoyable.

You don't have to get up to do it.

You can do it alone or with friends.

You get to join a forum and make new friends.

[Bruck]

CS Lewis: A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth.

I'd say the same is true for cigars