Aside from the obvious..

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List addendum:

13. Makes a bad day on the golf course much more bearable.
14. Covers up the smell of BO and farts.
15. And with a pipe, gives you a convenient pointer.
16. Cigars are made of all natural products and completely sustainable, therefore they're environmentally friendly.
17 Idiot repellent.
18. It also gives one a reason to go ahead and mow the yard.
19 Or. Not to mow the yard.