You sit in your normal smoking area and notice that you have a decent pile of cigars in the tray with one sitting precariously on another and is about to tip over. The OCD in you says that the ashtray should be empty and shiny clean. But, the lazy ass that you are says 'oh that's alot of effort besides i'm sitting here comfortably and I just lit my cigar. If I'm not cradling this cylindrical piece of art it will go out.'

You have two choices. Do you sit there and let your ash fall, likely, on your lap and add to this large-ish pile? Or do you empty and clean your ashtray while your cigar sits lonely on the edge of the table?

I was shocked to discover my tray posessing nothing but ash. The missus decided to remove my dead stick buds but left the ash cylinders. I thought the neighbor kid stole them again (not like i care that he does, but i'm aware of it) but she said it was her. Naturally, I was bugged that she removed the cigars but not the ash. Why the hell not?!?!?!?! Oh, the stresses in life, right?

Yes, I'm the guy who's too lazy to clean the ashtray on a timely basis with a pile of various brands of cigars. Cigar bands are slipped beneath the ashtray and celophane wraps sit wrinkled on the table.

Which guy are you? Go!

Sent from my SM-T720 using Tapatalk