I read the title of your thread quickly and thought that it said "Am I just a slavery idiot", and I said "Damnit, if I have to read one more freakin' thing about race relations on the internet this week."

And then I read it more slowly...

I usually don't have a drooling problem with a cigar, but if I clench a pipe for too long while bend over I inevitably drool all down the stem.