Me too...Morning 0900hrs for me...Make us proud tonight...Noice
@greige matter shows up and cozies right up to Mary our waitress
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Orgy time, the gang is here early.
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Kayla, Seth says thanks for the Macanudo ... @cheaphumidors @penna stogey
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Last night was beyond the craziest night the Orgy has ever seen. It started off with drinks and more drinks and ended with diabolical drunk mod on drunk mod crime.
@Nature asked me if he should get a stripper for @jhedrick83 and have her come to our room at CI. I said not here, we want to come back next year! A few minutes later Mark shows me his phone and he is looking up renting strippers by the hour. Again I reiterate this would be a bad idea.
A little while later I tell @Horseshoe what Mark was wanting to do and we laugh. Jesse overhears the conversation. At this point Mark tells us he ordered the stripper and it would arrive at Jesse's hotel room at 1 am.
For awhile we debate if the stripper will be amish. She would take off her bonnet, raise her skirt above her ankles, and churn some butter for him. Then someone theorizes the stripper may be a tranny sporting an Adam's Apple and bulge in their pants. So someone asks what is the name of the stripper. Without missing a beat Mark says the stripper's name is Chance.
We leave CI at 12:30 with no idea what, if anything, may actually happen at the hotel. Eventually we find out there is no stripper but want to keep the mystery going in Jesse's mind.
Brent went down to the front desk. He gives the desk worker $20. He tell hers Jesse's room number, Jesse’s name, and his phone number. He asks her to call up to Jesse's room and say, “we have a guest who just arrived named Chance, and they were requesting permission to go to your room.”
Jesse is silent on the phone. He says to tell Chance I will be right down. He goes downstairs and walks around the little kitchen area looking to see if anyone is actually in the lobby. He doesn't see anyone and approaches the front desk worker. He asks where “Chance” is, and did he have a dark black beard (suspecting it was Brent). She responds with, he knew what your room number was so he went up the stairs.
Then nervously, he goes upstairs thinking ijn the back of his mind, I wonder if this is real. He turns the corner to his room, and he calls my phone. Me, Jeremy and 2 other guys are laughing so hard in our room. He leaves me a voicemail saying we are all dead. He walks up to our door, and walks in. F-U, F-U, You’re dead to me, F-U! Our sides were hurting so bad.
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The final day started out w a cigar and than a trip up to cabelas to get a new knife as I lost mine in the rough orgy Friday. It was a perfect day to enjoy cigars on the deck once it warmed up some. And one of the employees came up to join us for a little https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...21ad25ff2e.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...8cb5d8e270.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...7504aca063.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...0446bbce67.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...f3b87cef59.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...129093cabf.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...271b81c970.jpg
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