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04-11-2017, 11:07 AM
#301
Mr. Noice
Originally Posted by
DogRockets
I'll give you $50 or a Gurkha (MSRP $50) for more of that awesome loin meat you brought last year. I've been dreaming of your loins for almost a full year now.
Shh, that's our closet secret...Hey now. I'm sure the Bum Gods has a plethora of phallic meat items for you. Make sure Sir Excellency Dogrockets have the logistical reporting squared away prior to Brian Douglas Williams arrival. This ORGY is epic.
Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
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04-11-2017, 04:52 PM
#302
Still a fat kid
I am still planning on going on Friday/Saturday as well.
"Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest places if you look at it right" - Robert Hunter
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04-12-2017, 12:43 AM
#303
Lost no more
Returning Happiness to the Pubic.
His Excellency Sir.Dog Rockets wishes to remind his faithful of the need to eschew the
Burkah if you expect to get the Gurkha.
Notices shall be sent to all suspected Snowflakes advising that from one Day prior to the
Opening (Naughty) of Cigarfest & Orgy II and to one Day after after the Orgy's close.
They should repair to their Safe Places, ensuring that they shall have sufficent supplies of
Colouring Books and Crayons,along with their chosen soft toys,adequate stores of Tissues.
In addition to their knitted Pink Pussy Hats & Violet or Rainbow coluored PJ's. as well as
goodly amounts of Valium to get through that fearsome,for Snowlakes,time.
You will not want to miss Cigarfest & Orgy II. Don't forget that on at least one night His
Excellency Sir.Dog Rockets shall be reprising his Star turn as "May" when attendees will be
able dance around the May "Pole"... the lucky winner of the Cigarbum Lottery may autograph
that erection.
You will not want to miss Cigarfest & Orgy II.
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04-12-2017, 06:34 AM
#304
The Guido Squad
Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.
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04-12-2017, 06:50 AM
#305
Jumpin’ Railcars and Collectin' Cans
Originally Posted by
Ciro
Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.
That's a true bummer Bro!
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HE MADE ME DO IT
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04-12-2017, 08:59 AM
#306
Administrator
Originally Posted by
Ciro
Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.
"Hate, it has caused a lot of problems in the world, but has not solved one yet."
― Maya Angelou
Go Vols!
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04-12-2017, 11:57 AM
#307
Mr. Noice
Originally Posted by
Ciro
Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.
What....What....OMG, no Guido Wolf Pack this year representing the bums...Gonna miss the T-shirt sporting Guido bum squad this year...Save it for next year Ciro and hope your daughters confirmation goes well....Cigarfest ORGY 2018??
Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
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04-12-2017, 01:39 PM
#308
Golf Course Bum
Originally Posted by
Ciro
Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.
Well that's a bummer Ciro but confirmation is a biggie.
Was looking forward to smoking a stick with you but we'll do it another time bud.
No cigar until you get a par - birdie if it's a scramble !
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04-12-2017, 06:27 PM
#309
Monster Bum
Originally Posted by
Ciro
Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.
Wait what? A bad day is turning into a terrible day. I learned earlier today that
@lvfcrook1503
Jimmy developed a large case of pussitis and isn't coming now either.
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04-12-2017, 08:38 PM
#310
Royal Bum
Originally Posted by
DogRockets
Wait what? A bad day is turning into a terrible day. I learned earlier today that
@
lvfcrook1503
Jimmy developed a large case of pussitis and isn't coming now either.
A large case of pussitis usually comes with a lot of swelling, which according to doctors, ends up looking a lot like an excited pen!s and makes men do what they want to do. I've had the affliction twice according to my first two ex-wives. Actually, I've had it thrice, but the current wifey got ice on it in time....
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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