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03-12-2017, 04:43 PM
#261
Royal Bum
Originally Posted by
allusred
Yore right as ah member Kernl's name be sumphin lak Slaunder, anyway he wears a White suit....oh yaeah...hear tell he gots a Goat wot wears a Tee.
Resides sumwhar's en Kertuckey.
Dat's hymn.......
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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03-15-2017, 01:03 AM
#262
Lost no more
El. Saudine will learn how foolish it is to attempt to steal the light of the Limes from His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets Cigarfest Orgy II.
This "Royal" Sardine bring a mere 500 Metric tons of Luggage for a month long trip?
Each of Sir Dog Rockets Humidor's A and B exceed that weight in Ghurkas to be smoked over His three day stay at theF Fest in Philly.
Note: Link to the article re Saudine's trip is at end of this extract
2 golden escalators, 10 aircraft, 500 limos & 1200 luxury rooms: Saudi king’s lavish trip to Japan
Published time: 14 Mar, 2017 11:43
Edited time: 14 Mar, 2017 12:54
2 golden escalators, 10 aircraft, 500 limos & 1200 luxury rooms: Saudi king’s lavish trip to Japan
Saudi King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud © Toru Hanai / Reuters
When King Salman bin Abdulaziz al-Saud landed in Japan, people were left in awe of the size of his delegation and his 500 tons (metric) of luggage. The king made quite an entrance, descending from his plane on one of his two golden escalators.
The four-day visit, which began Sunday, is part of the Saudi royal’s month-long Asia trip, as the kingdom looks to diversify its economy from oil dependency. Saudi Arabia is Japan’s largest oil supplier.
The king’s delegation arrived in Japan on 10 aircraft and, according to Japanese media, the entourage is so large, even Japanese government officials didn’t have an accurate number of how many to expect.
In preparation for the royal visit, 1,200 rooms in Tokyo’s best hotels were booked for the delegation.
King Salman appears to have upped his game since visiting Indonesia, where he brought two limousines with him. In Japan, an entire fleet of up to 500 limousines were sourced from around the country.
"Maintenance costs for luxury models are high and there is little constant demand for such vehicles," a limousine industry insider told Asahi Shimbun. "Because we are unable to secure the needed number only in Tokyo, we are gathering the vehicles from Kanagawa and Saitama prefectures as well as the Tokai region."
While he was in Indonesia, the king also had a special toilet built for him inside a mosque, and another inside the House of Representatives.
On Monday, King Salman met with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. King Salman visited the country as a prince in 2014, but this is the first Saudi Arabian king to visit in 46 years.
Salman told Abe that the Middle East is facing diplomatic issues involving the Palestinians, Japan Times reported, and cited humanitarian crises in Yemen and Syria. A Saudi-led coalition has been bombing Yemen for almost two years. “Unfortunately, those crises are now giving negative impacts to the region,” the king said.
The Saudi royal’s trip caused many on social media to react in anger, comparing the king’s lavish travel to the situation in war-torn Yemen.
King Salman will also visit the Maldives and China during his Asia trip. In the Maldives, the king is expected to be met with opposition following reports that an entire atoll of small islands could be purchased by the Saudis.
While the king is courting Asian leaders, his son, Deputy Crown Prince, and Defense Minister Mohammed bin Salman are headed to the US to meet with President Donald Trump.
https://www.rt.com/viral/380652-saudi-king-japan-trip/
Small fish in large pond or tiny fish in small can...TINY FISH IN SMALL CAN>
Last edited by allusred; 03-15-2017 at 01:06 AM.
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03-17-2017, 09:01 PM
#263
Monster Bum
It's less than 1.5 months until the Orgy. Get smoking bums. You need to build up a tolerance to handle the cornucopia of cigars you'll smoke at the Orgy!
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03-18-2017, 09:48 AM
#264
Royal Bum
Originally Posted by
DogRockets
It's less than 1.5 months until the Orgy. Get smoking bums. You need to build up a tolerance to handle the cornucopia of cigars you'll smoke at the Orgy!
I smoked 3 cigars yesterday. I am working on it lol
Once in a while you get shown the light
In the strangest of places if you look at it right
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03-18-2017, 10:29 AM
#265
Monster Bum
Originally Posted by
projectsunfire
I smoked 3 cigars yesterday. I am working on it lol
Love the attitude. Love the spirit.
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03-20-2017, 05:44 PM
#266
Royal Bum
Originally Posted by
projectsunfire
i smoked 3 cigars yesterday. I am working on it lol
playa'.....
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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03-20-2017, 06:10 PM
#267
Royal Bum
Originally Posted by
droy1958
playa'.....
more like single at the moment
Once in a while you get shown the light
In the strangest of places if you look at it right
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03-20-2017, 06:16 PM
#268
Royal Bum
Originally Posted by
projectsunfire
more like single at the moment
I've seen the movie a couple of times.....
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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03-24-2017, 07:21 PM
#269
Administrator
Just six weeks to go boys! I'm going to have to snag a barf bag or two from my flight in. Getting back in Herf shape is highly questionable. I don't think I'll complain about that to my wife though. After actually having the child, complaining to her about my inability to smoke 5-7 cigars in a day may not be smart.
"Hate, it has caused a lot of problems in the world, but has not solved one yet."
― Maya Angelou
Go Vols!
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03-24-2017, 07:31 PM
#270
Jumpin’ Railcars and Collectin' Cans
5-7, I'm going to look like a Mr yuk sticker! If I suddenly get up and run you'll know why!
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