The 2nd Annual Cigar Bum Orgy held at CIGARfest - will you be there?

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Originally Posted by Ciro

That sucks, but being in the same boat a few years ago completely understand. Hopefully something pans out, if not there's always next year!!

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Next Year in Marienbad ???

"From the last decades of the nineteenth century through the late 1930s, the West Bohemian spa towns of Carlsbad, Franzensbad, and Marienbad were fashionable destinations for visitors wishing to "take a cure"—to drink the waters, bathe in the mud, be treated by the latest X-ray, light, or gas therapies, or simply enjoy the respite afforded by elegant parks and comfortable lodgings. These were sociable and urbane places, settings for celebrity sightings,"

Sure sounds as if it would suit His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets...
Right to a T perhaps not Timbre, more certainly Timber.

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

No no no no no no no no no no no gentlemen. just no.

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+1

TGIF...WTF...bump de bump....Getting close BUMS.....Sir Excellency have a updated total attendees??? Lima Juliet.

Don't forget the selfie stick for the selfie Queen.

Less than a month to go you bums. Might as well double check who will be there:

List update:
1. @Demuths1770
2. @04EDGE40
3. @Horseshoe
4. @lvfcrook1503
5. @penna stogey
6. @Tombstone
7. @Kidvegas
8. @Ciro
9. @greige matter
10. jhedrick83
11. @DogRockets
12. @WNYTONY
13. @Bernardini
14. @cbr310
15. @projectsunfire
16. @SeanTheEvans

You guys are all still in?

You know it @jhedrick83 !

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

You know it @jhedrick83 !

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In hindsight, kind of stupid to tag you. I know you will be there!

I'm there

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I'm in!


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Originally Posted by jhedrick83

Less than a month to go you bums. Might as well double check who will be there:

List update:
1. @Demuths1770
2. @04EDGE40
3. @Horseshoe
4. @lvfcrook1503
5. @penna stogey
6. @Tombstone
7. @Kidvegas
8. @Ciro
9. @greige matter
10. jhedrick83
11. @DogRockets
12. @WNYTONY
13. @Bernardini
14. @cbr310
15. @projectsunfire
16. @SeanTheEvans

You guys are all still in?

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Absolutely! I thought we were over 20 at some point, but I guess nawt?

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Originally Posted by SeanTheEvans

Absolutely! I thought we were over 20 at some point, but I guess nawt?

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I think some of our newer members may be afraid of some of our members running around with lubricant in one hand, their member in another, plus a Monica Lewinsky bullet in their mouf....Just sayin'......😉

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Originally Posted by droy1958

I think some of our newer members may be afraid of some of our members running around with lubricant in one hand, their member in another, plus a Monica Lewinsky bullet in their mouf....Just sayin'......[emoji6]

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Lol...Lol...Lol...um wait your not serious are ya!!


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Originally Posted by droy1958

I think some of our newer members may be afraid of some of our members running around with lubricant in one hand, their member in another, plus a Monica Lewinsky bullet in their mouf....Just sayin'......😉

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Ef ya caint go...why knot sen Smokin Monkey along...let Him smoke su wun else's baccky fer a change? Mayhaps S.M's Girlfriend koud change the Orifice- kation of sum them fellas...knos it ud be painful lak to dispurc wid Her fur a night er tew.Burr time ta spread sum luv thar an she sholly wood be a speadin hit roun. Smokin Smokin Monkey.
http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/...psgrth8u2d.jpg
Smokin Monkey's Girlfriend (Maybe... Ex C.F. now thet Her an Droy ar spendin al the Nights Ying n Yangin. http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/...pskq9infpp.jpg

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Originally Posted by Kidvegas

Lol...Lol...Lol...um wait your not serious are ya!!


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Break him in Boyz. These new whippersnappers "kneed" a lesson.....

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Originally Posted by allusred

Ef ya caint go...why knot sen Smokin Monkey along...let Him smoke su wun else's baccky fer a change? Mayhaps S.M's Girlfriend koud change the Orifice- kation of sum them fellas...knos it ud be painful lak to dispurc wid Her fur a night er tew.Burr time ta spread sum luv thar an she sholly wood be a speadin hit roun. Smokin Smokin Monkey.
http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/...psgrth8u2d.jpg
Smokin Monkey's Girlfriend (Maybe... Ex C.F. now thet Her an Droy ar spendin al the Nights Ying n Yangin. http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/...pskq9infpp.jpg

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Eye imagine eyes could let herr an hymn go fer a spell to give sum entertainment two da' fellers Anne such. My strife errrrr I mean wife seams two bee happy enuff wit dem willin' two Doo da rekoniscence on certin' areas of my playground areas iffin' youse nose wat eye's talkin' bout. Hail, dun four got watt eyes talkin' bout as eye dun got choked up thinkin eyes bee alone mor less again.....

Im all in....

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Originally Posted by SeanTheEvans

Absolutely! I thought we were over 20 at some point, but I guess nawt?

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That was the most recent roll call I could find. I know @AlanS can't make it now. There was talk of @projectsunfire having to wash his hair or something and not being able to go :poke: it would be great if more could come. Should be one hell of time!

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Originally Posted by penna stogey

Im all in....

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I'll give you $50 or a Gurkha (MSRP $50) for more of that awesome loin meat you brought last year. I've been dreaming of your loins for almost a full year now.

I'll stop in Hamburg on Thursday for sure. Friday and Saturday I will be up at Split Rock for the fest. Not sure I will make it back down either of those days.

I'm still planning on it, although if @projectsunfire needs help with his hair......

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

I'll give you $50 or a Gurkha (MSRP $50) for more of that awesome loin meat you brought last year. I've been dreaming of your loins for almost a full year now.

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Shh, that's our closet secret...Hey now. I'm sure the Bum Gods has a plethora of phallic meat items for you. Make sure Sir Excellency Dogrockets have the logistical reporting squared away prior to Brian Douglas Williams arrival. This ORGY is epic.

I am still planning on going on Friday/Saturday as well.

Returning Happiness to the Pubic.

His Excellency Sir.Dog Rockets wishes to remind his faithful of the need to eschew the

Burkah if you expect to get the Gurkha.

Notices shall be sent to all suspected Snowflakes advising that from one Day prior to the

Opening (Naughty) of Cigarfest & Orgy II and to one Day after after the Orgy's close.
They should repair to their Safe Places, ensuring that they shall have sufficent supplies of
Colouring Books and Crayons,along with their chosen soft toys,adequate stores of Tissues.

In addition to their knitted Pink Pussy Hats & Violet or Rainbow coluored PJ's. as well as
goodly amounts of Valium to get through that fearsome,for Snowlakes,time.

You will not want to miss Cigarfest & Orgy II. Don't forget that on at least one night His
Excellency Sir.Dog Rockets shall be reprising his Star turn as "May" when attendees will be
able dance around the May "Pole"... the lucky winner of the Cigarbum Lottery may autograph
that erection.

You will not want to miss Cigarfest & Orgy II.

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.

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Originally Posted by Ciro

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.

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That's a true bummer Bro!


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Originally Posted by Ciro

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.

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Originally Posted by Ciro

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.

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What....What....OMG, no Guido Wolf Pack this year representing the bums...Gonna miss the T-shirt sporting Guido bum squad this year...Save it for next year Ciro and hope your daughters confirmation goes well....Cigarfest ORGY 2018??

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Originally Posted by Ciro

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.

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Well that's a bummer Ciro but confirmation is a biggie.
Was looking forward to smoking a stick with you but we'll do it another time bud.

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Originally Posted by Ciro

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.

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Wait what? A bad day is turning into a terrible day. I learned earlier today that @lvfcrook1503 Jimmy developed a large case of pussitis and isn't coming now either.

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

Wait what? A bad day is turning into a terrible day. I learned earlier today that @lvfcrook1503 Jimmy developed a large case of pussitis and isn't coming now either.

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A large case of pussitis usually comes with a lot of swelling, which according to doctors, ends up looking a lot like an excited pen!s and makes men do what they want to do. I've had the affliction twice according to my first two ex-wives. Actually, I've had it thrice, but the current wifey got ice on it in time....

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

Wait what? A bad day is turning into a terrible day. I learned earlier today that @lvfcrook1503 Jimmy developed a large case of pussitis and isn't coming now either.

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Just got married, huh?

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Originally Posted by jhedrick83

Just got married, huh?

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Whoa, hold it there.
That "Just got married, huh?" would imply... Fiends with Bumie fits.

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

Wait what? A bad day is turning into a terrible day. I learned earlier today that @lvfcrook1503 Jimmy developed a large case of pussitis and isn't coming now either.

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Sho duz hope sum a tha Cigarbums will git off they Butts and swell the ranks of His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets continged net at th Cigarfest & Orgy II.
Cain't dis point the master a th Polls and Pole.

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Originally Posted by jhedrick83

Less than a month to go you bums. Might as well double check who will be there:

List update:
1. @Demuths1770
2. @04EDGE40
3. @Horseshoe
4. @lvfcrook1503
5. @penna stogey
6. @Tombstone
7. @Kidvegas
8. @Ciro
9. @greige matter
10. jhedrick83
11. @DogRockets
12. @WNYTONY
13. @Bernardini
14. @cbr310
15. @projectsunfire
16. @SeanTheEvans

You guys are all still in?

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I will be there. Setting up the RV at Cabela's Friday morning.

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Originally Posted by greige matter

I will be there. Setting up the RV at Cabela's Friday morning.

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Leave the light on, had to turn in my issued NVG years ago....Weather permits, I may ride the Big Black Moped to the orgy and have Sir Excellency Dogrockets ride on the handlebars for his grand ceremonial entrance....Hope Jeremy wears the white suit and hat with a feather attached...

I will be there this year again. I am also bringing a buddy that I work with Thursday. Since Jimmy back out this year I have no one to spoon with

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Bums, the Orgy is next week. NEXT FREAKIN' WEEK! It's almost here! I want to be there so bad I can almost taste it. What does it taste like? Show up next week to find out.

I can't wait to see the pics that come out of this "event"!

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

Bums, the Orgy is next week. NEXT FREAKIN' WEEK! It's almost here! I want to be there so bad I can almost taste it. What does it taste like? Show up next week to find out.

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Side note: when adding events to a calendar that you share with your wife. Make sure you include more details than "Orgy". :behindsofa: I can't wait to meet you bums! I also have not been training like I should have...

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Originally Posted by jhedrick83

Side note: when adding events to a calendar that you share with your wife. Make sure you include more details than "Orgy". :behindsofa: I can't wait to meet you bums! I also have not been training like I should have...

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Lol That's funny! I'm not even close to good shape for this. You bums will have to help me pick out mild sticks

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