This epic Orgy bump....Any bum needs a roomie for one night during the Orgy2017 ???? Wasn't there a bum camping with his RV??? Thanks
This epic Orgy bump....Any bum needs a roomie for one night during the Orgy2017 ???? Wasn't there a bum camping with his RV??? Thanks
Its right next to Cabella's just cuddle up in one of their displays for the night.Quote:
Originally Posted by penna stogey
Lions, tigers, and Bears...oh my....Ryan, I did not get a event ticket this year....Crashing the Epic Orgy and hanging out with BUMS....I'm trying to see if a bum needs a roommate for one night?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tombstone
Yes Steve, can I crash in the Taj Mahal? You know you can setup right there in the CI parking lot. Hope you can still go....Epic Orgy.Quote:
Originally Posted by greige matter
@penna stogey
Absolutely. You have a reserved room.
Noice.....Thank you Son of a Bum....get me a drink....Quote:
Originally Posted by greige matter
CIGARfest 2017 - Event Schedule
^^ For those who will be going to CigarFest events. I will not be attending this. As we all know, anything Cuban is overrated :stogie:
My wife has a work trip that weekend. So I'm be there Friday to Saturday. Might even come Thursday not sure yet. Done want to leave parents with 3 kids to long
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You will certainly rue deciding against attendance at His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets Cigarfest Orgy II.Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
For in addition to Luxury accommodations he has laid on free or, at a steep discount the very finest Ladies of the Night....by the half hour, hour or full night.
For a mere glimpse of what a *ride* you would be missing if you do not attend.
The enchanting "CLEO"
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Oh no, I'll be at the orgy smushing bits with the guys. I just meant I won't be going to a the pig roast or actual cigarfest activities.Quote:
Originally Posted by allusred
Just two more months to go!
Amen......
Ugggh!! Disappointed I'm not going to be there.
Looks like DogRockets is ready to roll!
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Does this Cigarfest Orgy II trip not remind you a bit of that Stephen King story " The Stand" prolly end the same way.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlanS
I figured coming from Indiana @DogRockets would be driving something like this:Quote:
Originally Posted by AlanS
http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-...alzell.jpg.jpg
That place where you sit, is that called the cockpit? ...or the cornhole?Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets shall indeed be arriving by Motor. He would have flown, but the Construction of his private (very) jet has taken a bit longer than anticipated despite work being carried on around the clock.The Massive weight of his on board Humidor means that each of the four jet engines on each wing of the aircraft must perform perfectly. The plane being a bit larger than the Spruce Goose built by Howard Hughes would surely have been a sight not to be missed as His Excellency flew it above the city of Philadelphia. And yes He and only He would be at the controls.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlanS
Now He will arrive in His bespoke,one of a kind Double wide and double stretch Bentley. His driver Horseshoe receiving instruction, via speaking tube,from His Excellency.
That car belongs to a war vet. I can't remember his name, but it was "Kernel" something or another......Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
Yore right as ah member Kernl's name be sumphin lak Slaunder, anyway he wears a White suit....oh yaeah...hear tell he gots a Goat wot wears a Tee.Quote:
Originally Posted by droy1958
Resides sumwhar's en Kertuckey.
Dat's hymn.......Quote:
Originally Posted by allusred
El. Saudine will learn how foolish it is to attempt to steal the light of the Limes from His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets Cigarfest Orgy II.
This "Royal" Sardine bring a mere 500 Metric tons of Luggage for a month long trip?
Each of Sir Dog Rockets Humidor's A and B exceed that weight in Ghurkas to be smoked over His three day stay at theF Fest in Philly.
Note: Link to the article re Saudine's trip is at end of this extract
2 golden escalators, 10 aircraft, 500 limos & 1200 luxury rooms: Saudi king’s lavish trip to Japan
Published time: 14 Mar, 2017 11:43
Edited time: 14 Mar, 2017 12:54
2 golden escalators, 10 aircraft, 500 limos & 1200 luxury rooms: Saudi king’s lavish trip to Japan
Saudi King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud © Toru Hanai / Reuters
When King Salman bin Abdulaziz al-Saud landed in Japan, people were left in awe of the size of his delegation and his 500 tons (metric) of luggage. The king made quite an entrance, descending from his plane on one of his two golden escalators.
The four-day visit, which began Sunday, is part of the Saudi royal’s month-long Asia trip, as the kingdom looks to diversify its economy from oil dependency. Saudi Arabia is Japan’s largest oil supplier.
The king’s delegation arrived in Japan on 10 aircraft and, according to Japanese media, the entourage is so large, even Japanese government officials didn’t have an accurate number of how many to expect.
In preparation for the royal visit, 1,200 rooms in Tokyo’s best hotels were booked for the delegation.
King Salman appears to have upped his game since visiting Indonesia, where he brought two limousines with him. In Japan, an entire fleet of up to 500 limousines were sourced from around the country.
"Maintenance costs for luxury models are high and there is little constant demand for such vehicles," a limousine industry insider told Asahi Shimbun. "Because we are unable to secure the needed number only in Tokyo, we are gathering the vehicles from Kanagawa and Saitama prefectures as well as the Tokai region."
While he was in Indonesia, the king also had a special toilet built for him inside a mosque, and another inside the House of Representatives.
On Monday, King Salman met with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. King Salman visited the country as a prince in 2014, but this is the first Saudi Arabian king to visit in 46 years.
Salman told Abe that the Middle East is facing diplomatic issues involving the Palestinians, Japan Times reported, and cited humanitarian crises in Yemen and Syria. A Saudi-led coalition has been bombing Yemen for almost two years. “Unfortunately, those crises are now giving negative impacts to the region,” the king said.
The Saudi royal’s trip caused many on social media to react in anger, comparing the king’s lavish travel to the situation in war-torn Yemen.
King Salman will also visit the Maldives and China during his Asia trip. In the Maldives, the king is expected to be met with opposition following reports that an entire atoll of small islands could be purchased by the Saudis.
While the king is courting Asian leaders, his son, Deputy Crown Prince, and Defense Minister Mohammed bin Salman are headed to the US to meet with President Donald Trump.
https://www.rt.com/viral/380652-saudi-king-japan-trip/
Small fish in large pond or tiny fish in small can...TINY FISH IN SMALL CAN>
It's less than 1.5 months until the Orgy. Get smoking bums. You need to build up a tolerance to handle the cornucopia of cigars you'll smoke at the Orgy!
I smoked 3 cigars yesterday. I am working on it lolQuote:
Originally Posted by DogRockets
Love the attitude. Love the spirit.Quote:
Originally Posted by projectsunfire
playa'.....Quote:
Originally Posted by projectsunfire
more like single at the momentQuote:
Originally Posted by droy1958
I've seen the movie a couple of times.....Quote:
Originally Posted by projectsunfire
Just six weeks to go boys! I'm going to have to snag a barf bag or two from my flight in. Getting back in Herf shape is highly questionable. I don't think I'll complain about that to my wife though. After actually having the child, complaining to her about my inability to smoke 5-7 cigars in a day may not be smart.
5-7, I'm going to look like a Mr yuk sticker! If I suddenly get up and run you'll know why!
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Anyone going to the drew estate event? Is there really good deals on his sticks then? Cold infused is my favorite. Won't make it till Friday. Going to try and change plans.
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There was serious man boners last year for the chance to put anything JD touched in peoples mouths. You know the bums be representing again this year. There are have always been plenty of extras and swag that makd it worthwhile at there events.Quote:
Originally Posted by cbr310
Looking like I may not get time off to travel, just started a new job in December. BUMmer
Booo! Where's disliked button! Gotta work to play this game though there not cheap! Still wishing you luck.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlanS
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Oh no that sucks Alan! I hope you can make it there. To be honest I am a little concerned myself. I have 3 large projects that are seemingly all starting within the next 30 days. I took off in May for a full week. 2-3 days with you bums and then the rest visiting family. I hope I can still take all the time off. I may have to fly in for 2 days and reschedule the actual vacation until the fallQuote:
Originally Posted by AlanS
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Originally Posted by AlanS
No no no no no no no no no no no gentlemen. just no.Quote:
Originally Posted by projectsunfire
Heed...His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets.Quote:
Originally Posted by DogRockets
Why let sanity keep you from the Cigarfest & Orgy II ?
Well that just stinks, but being in a new gig myself I hear you Alan. You will be missed my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlanS
Thankfully I only have to take Friday and can swing that. Now I just need my future grandson to not be peeking out early.......
Yeah, this is unacceptable.Quote:
Originally Posted by DogRockets
That sucks, but being in the same boat a few years ago completely understand. Hopefully something pans out, if not there's always next year!!Quote:
Originally Posted by AlanS