Somebody say orgy?
Somebody say orgy?
Will you be attending from the afterlife??Quote:
Originally Posted by FidelCastro
Lol he'll be there in spirit
yeah my max in a day is about 3 cigars and 2 of them are small haha. Not sure I can hang with this motley crewQuote:
Originally Posted by cbr310
To setting records! :beerchug:Quote:
Originally Posted by projectsunfire
Do they have alcohol @ this place?
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You have months to train, no excuses! Happy Birthday by the way!Quote:
Originally Posted by projectsunfire
Two full bars, upstairs and downstairs....With the local brewery-Ygengling having there flagship of seasonal and local favorites...Plenty of food and drinks available.....oh yeah, plethora of cigars. Come on down and oil bath in the ORGY.Quote:
Originally Posted by cbr310
So everyone knows the amount of cigars consumed last year, for the few of us that were there every day (myself, Brent and Collin) we each smoked between 21 and 25 cigars during the trip (3.25 days).
We arrived and had 2 Tuesday evening and then pure carnage unleashed itself on Wednesday. I gotta admit, getting through the 8 or so on Wednesday was pretty challenging, but luckily we powered through and were up to the task. We weren't tasting much by the end of each evening.
Now, don't feel pressure to have 7 or 8 in a day. Just don't be a big pussy though either!
This sounds awesome. You bastards must enjoy and we expect loads of pics after.Quote:
Originally Posted by DogRockets
What happens at the orgy, stays at the orgy! No evidence. [emoji48]Quote:
Originally Posted by fataman
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Then I guess those of us unable to attend will just have to use our imagination of drunken cock jousting, group cuddling, lots of pitch and catch, toga party, naked puking in the streets.Quote:
Originally Posted by cbr310
Don't worry Steve...I will broadcast it via Facebook Live for the entire world to enjoy...at least until the swat team arrivesQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Smokey
Fixed it for you, you need to imagine. LMFAO!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Smokey
:chicken::chicken::banana::banana::dude::dude::woo hoo::woohoo:
Where is @droy1958 ? He loves reading this kind of perversion and animal lust!😀😀😀Quote:
Originally Posted by Ciro
I imagine this will be what conversations with Jeremy will be like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Smokey
https://youtu.be/Qu_hC-8OIME
Gotta love Airplane and Airplane 2.
I would never go as far as these nuts. I'm just a common dirty old man........Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Smokey
Rumour has it rodwha is already there!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by penna stogey
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Does anyone know the rules for flying with a cutter in a carry on bag? I wasn't going to bring any cigars or lighters as CI has plenty of cigars and matches but I hate using the "shop" cutter.
You could always punch them, just borrow a tee from Tony.Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
Cutters are ok to take on a plane (lighters are not). But you know there will be plenty of cutters by the bums in attendance as well. I don't think you need to worry if you don't end up bringing one.Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
I have not had a problem taking a cutter or lighter on my carry on.Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
Leaked Image of a set of Yoofs in rehearsal somewhere in Indiana under the direction of His Excellency Sir Dog Rockets.
The expectation is that they will shed the textiles and oil up prior to appearing at Cigarfest.
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Goodness, The Leaks...or...Whistle? Blowers just keep coming.
Notice soon to be made available to MSM.
"PUBIC HEALTH WARNING."
"For anyone planning to attend Cigarfest in Phila,PA.
This event is viewed as a potential *Honey Trap*
-or-
*Honey Wagon Trap*
Hazmat teams will be on standby due to high risk
during the time period (or coma) the event is scheduled to take place."
Caligula and I will be there with bells on. I'll bring a casserole and drinks.Quote:
Originally Posted by DogRockets
Hell's Bells ?Quote:
Originally Posted by FidelCastro
Ahhh yes and AC/DC will be the opening act. Can you guess what they will open up with?Quote:
Originally Posted by allusred
Do any of you guys that will be in attendance still smoke or is it just once a year now?
Sadly, it's been about a month now. Life is too busy, hopefully that will settle down soon. I'll be making up for it for sure at the Orgy.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlanS
Weather plays a big factor here in Jersey; so unfortunately my smoking is cut down dramatically. As @jhedrick83 noted I also try to make much of it up at the Orgy.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlanS
WTF is a Cigar?Quote:
Originally Posted by AlanS
That's why real Cohibas come in glass topped boxes. True museum show pieces.Quote:
Originally Posted by SeanTheEvans
They're air fresheners for your garage!Quote:
Originally Posted by SeanTheEvans
Has Brian Williams survived the Bowling Green Massacre?
With his on the spot coverage of major events, and luck in escaping relatively unharmed from most of them there is reason to worry that he has not filed a report on this event that was reported on by Kellyanne Twity, er twitted on by Conway Kelly...er.. .one of Brian's always hot on the spots colleagues.
Hopefully even if severely injured while covering the Bowling Green Massacre Brian Williams remarkable powers of recovery will allow him to report live from the Sir Dog Rockets Orgy at Cigarfest.
Errrrr.....leave po' ol' KellyAnne alone. You know she's gotta' be tired of bowling in Kentucky after a spell. You can just give Sir Dog Rockets all the crap you want as he'll stand up for women's rights.....Quote:
Originally Posted by allusred
Doan know how His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets well known to stick up for all that fancy catches his thing, has any thang to dew with his having a Kelly Green Bowling ball in a sheepskin cover,kept undercover.Quote:
Originally Posted by droy1958
howsomever gone join yah smokin wun a the Por Larranga cigars while listening to th Night.
What is the proper attire for the orgy as it seems I have nothing to wear. Clothing optional?
Actual picture of one bum a few years agoQuote:
Originally Posted by FidelCastro
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The warning issued recently by the combined NSA and Better Housekeeping that stated an extremist group would at some time in the next month or two, or maybe three, would stage an attack on the City Of Brotherly snuggling has been withdrawn.
A Video of the extremist group training for the attack, confirmed to take place in the
City of Bethlehem, PA. has surfaced, you can view it here.
You will notice that these extremists do not speak American.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoJD61akby4
That just f#*%#@ up so many things in my life.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Cigarer