Shh, that's our closet secret...Hey now. I'm sure the Bum Gods has a plethora of phallic meat items for you. Make sure Sir Excellency Dogrockets have the logistical reporting squared away prior to Brian Douglas Williams arrival. This ORGY is epic.Quote:
Originally Posted by DogRockets
I am still planning on going on Friday/Saturday as well.
Returning Happiness to the Pubic.
His Excellency Sir.Dog Rockets wishes to remind his faithful of the need to eschew the
Burkah if you expect to get the Gurkha.
Notices shall be sent to all suspected Snowflakes advising that from one Day prior to the
Opening (Naughty) of Cigarfest & Orgy II and to one Day after after the Orgy's close.
They should repair to their Safe Places, ensuring that they shall have sufficent supplies of
Colouring Books and Crayons,along with their chosen soft toys,adequate stores of Tissues.
In addition to their knitted Pink Pussy Hats & Violet or Rainbow coluored PJ's. as well as
goodly amounts of Valium to get through that fearsome,for Snowlakes,time.
You will not want to miss Cigarfest & Orgy II. Don't forget that on at least one night His
Excellency Sir.Dog Rockets shall be reprising his Star turn as "May" when attendees will be
able dance around the May "Pole"... the lucky winner of the Cigarbum Lottery may autograph
that erection.
You will not want to miss Cigarfest & Orgy II.
Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.
That's a true bummer Bro!Quote:
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Originally Posted by Ciro
What....What....OMG, no Guido Wolf Pack this year representing the bums...Gonna miss the T-shirt sporting Guido bum squad this year...Save it for next year Ciro and hope your daughters confirmation goes well....Cigarfest ORGY 2018??Quote:
Originally Posted by Ciro
Well that's a bummer Ciro but confirmation is a biggie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ciro
Was looking forward to smoking a stick with you but we'll do it another time bud.
Wait what? A bad day is turning into a terrible day. I learned earlier today that @lvfcrook1503 Jimmy developed a large case of pussitis and isn't coming now either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ciro
A large case of pussitis usually comes with a lot of swelling, which according to doctors, ends up looking a lot like an excited pen!s and makes men do what they want to do. I've had the affliction twice according to my first two ex-wives. Actually, I've had it thrice, but the current wifey got ice on it in time....Quote:
Originally Posted by DogRockets