The 2nd Annual Cigar Bum Orgy held at CIGARfest - will you be there?

[Sticky B]

Do any of you guys that will be in attendance still smoke or is it just once a year now?

WTF is a Cigar?

[jhedrick83]

WTF is a Cigar?

That's why real Cohibas come in glass topped boxes. True museum show pieces.

[FireTom]

WTF is a Cigar?

They're air fresheners for your garage!

[allusred]

Has Brian Williams survived the Bowling Green Massacre?
With his on the spot coverage of major events, and luck in escaping relatively unharmed from most of them there is reason to worry that he has not filed a report on this event that was reported on by Kellyanne Twity, er twitted on by Conway Kelly...er.. .one of Brian's always hot on the spots colleagues.
Hopefully even if severely injured while covering the Bowling Green Massacre Brian Williams remarkable powers of recovery will allow him to report live from the Sir Dog Rockets Orgy at Cigarfest.

[droy1958]

Has Brian Williams survived the Bowling Green Massacre?
With his on the spot coverage of major events, and luck in escaping relatively unharmed from most of them there is reason to worry that he has not filed a report on this event that was reported on by Kellyanne Twity, er twitted on by Conway Kelly...er.. .one of Brian's always hot on the spots colleagues.
Hopefully even if severely injured while covering the Bowling Green Massacre Brian Williams remarkable powers of recovery will allow him to report live from the Sir Dog Rockets Orgy at Cigarfest.

Errrrr.....leave po' ol' KellyAnne alone. You know she's gotta' be tired of bowling in Kentucky after a spell. You can just give Sir Dog Rockets all the crap you want as he'll stand up for women's rights.....

[allusred]

Errrrr.....leave po' ol' KellyAnne alone. You know she's gotta' be tired of bowling in Kentucky after a spell. You can just give Sir Dog Rockets all the crap you want as he'll stand up for women's rights.....

Doan know how His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets well known to stick up for all that fancy catches his thing, has any thang to dew with his having a Kelly Green Bowling ball in a sheepskin cover,kept undercover.
howsomever gone join yah smokin wun a the Por Larranga cigars while listening to th Night.

[FidelCastro]

What is the proper attire for the orgy as it seems I have nothing to wear. Clothing optional?

[Cigarer]

What is the proper attire for the orgy as it seems I have nothing to wear. Clothing optional?

Actual picture of one bum a few years ago

[allusred]

The warning issued recently by the combined NSA and Better Housekeeping that stated an extremist group would at some time in the next month or two, or maybe three, would stage an attack on the City Of Brotherly snuggling has been withdrawn.
A Video of the extremist group training for the attack, confirmed to take place in the
City of Bethlehem, PA. has surfaced, you can view it here.
You will notice that these extremists do not speak American.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoJD61akby4

[droy1958]

Actual picture of one bum a few years ago

That just f#*%#@ up so many things in my life.......