I didn't think you were hatin'. The text just comes with the gif that's super smooth.
In actuality, I don't buy boxes, and likely not way more than you do. I too enjoy the wineador concept for singles and 5er storage, but my big cooler is filled with boxes filled with random cigars, lol. Most are organized in there by size and what time-period I bought them in. I certainly am not storing 12 boxes of Asylum in that thing, lol
I'd wager that the majority of my cigars are unique, rather than even being 5ers or boxes. Just shows how much variety there is in this hobby!