Quote Originally Posted by Ljutic View Post
While attending a high brow herf, I watched someone refill their butane lighter while an ornamental candle was burning at their table. Let's just say someone may have soiled their britches when gas overflow and table candle made a love connection. It wasn't me and I won't name names. I was far enough away to see it all, and discretely laugh my ass off when it did.
Does his name rhyme with "baloney"? Rumor is he carries an extra set of skivvies in his fanny bag to every herf now.