Quote Originally Posted by Tombstone View Post
I got to search around for the picture where I was "fixing " a lighter on the brand new couch and made a fireball in the living room. I burned off the hair on my hand and a good chunk of my beard.
While attending a high brow herf, I watched someone refill their butane lighter while an ornamental candle was burning at their table. Let's just say someone may have soiled their britches when gas overflow and table candle made a love connection. It wasn't me and I won't name names. I was far enough away to see it all, and discretely laugh my ass off when it did.