So, I just stumbled across this on ebay.
I'd love to have it, but it is so freaky I can't justify spending more than about $10 on it. (also, my wife would kill me)
So, in lieu of buying it, I thought I'd share it with all of you!

Vintage Germany Smoker Head Ashtray Pipe Clown 4607 Cigar Eye Hole | eBay