Help me pick my cigar for my 60th birthday tomorrow......

[droy1958]

Well the 60th has come and slipped up on me tomorrow. Prolly because I'm so old and decrepit that I didn't have a clue. Anyhow, I'm trying to decide what to smoke tomorrow to celebrate along with a jug of Mogen David 20/20 Black Raspberry (Mad Dog 20/20). I have an Opus X #5, couple of Oliva V choices, Fuente Shark and 55, Boli and a couple of choices from HR (larger from an island). I want to thank allusred, Old Smokey, @Cocker Dude for supplying some of these fine smokes to choose from.....

[LazyLightning]

Happy early birthday David, sounds like you have several good choices to choose from. I have only had the Oliva V & Opus X Fuente Fuente, both good choices, and hard to go wrong with a Fuente either way.

[droy1958]

Happy early birthday David, sounds like you have several good choices to choose from. I have only had the Oliva V & Opus X Fuente Fuente, both good choices, and hard to go wrong with a Fuente either way.

I can't believe that crazy Old Smokey sent me 10 of those for Secret Santa or whatever it's called for Christmas 2016. What a guy!....

[Cigarer]

David why are you choosing just one cigar on your birthday? Smoke em all dude! Lol, happy birthday!

[jhedrick83]

David why are you choosing just one cigar on your birthday? Smoke em all dude! Lol, happy birthday!

Kyle is wise. Happy 60th David! All are great choices, an Opus from Old smokey has to go up in flames at least.

[dinoa2]

Happy birthday, the Opus or the Shark sound good but any cigar will be special on your special day. just enjoy one or more and have a good day

[TCBSmokes]

Happy Birthday, David! Not gonna try and sway you but Whatever you choose, Enjoy! :party: O :wavey: p :balloonz: u :banana: s :beerchug: X :stogie: ! :popcorn:

[WNYTONY]

Happy Birthday young man ! I think a proper pairing with Mad Dog..... wait, Mad Dog ? Really ???? After an unfortunate incident with Mad Dog in my youth I can no longer enjoy that fine vintage and just the mention of it, well damn now I don't even want a cigar !
Enjoy the day brother - I'm outta here before I get sick

[allusred]

Happy Birthday David.
Party time.

[Ciro]

Happy Birthday Dave!! Enjoy your day and may it be filled with plenty of good smokes!!

[kuntry08]

I say go with the Opus....unless a Padron 80th suddenly falls in your lap. :facelick:

[Ilroy]

Happy B-Day!!! I would say pour the mad dog down the drain, grab a bottle of 18yr scotch of your choice, and have an Oliva and an Opus...People rarely live as long as you have, so you need to really celebrate...:partygrin::chug::stogie::chug::stogie ::partygrin:

[Brimy]

Happy Birthday David!
Those are some fine options to choose from! If you only choose 1, either the Opus or the HR. But Kyle does have a point, it's your day so indulge and get a few in!!

[Old Smokey]

60? allusred has underwear older than that. Show him a pic Bob.

Seriously, Happy Birthday David! Smoke an Opus, slab of ribs and a beef brisket. Call me if you need assistance. I know a guy, who knows a guy. As far as Mad Dog 20/20, be careful. That stuff can make you blow your stomach contents out your nose.

[Emperor Zurg]

After much consideration, I'm going to recommend the Black N Mild.
Failing that, the Swisher Sweet King.

Oh, and happy happy joy joy at the day uv ur burff :D

[allusred]

60? allusred has underwear older than that. Show him a pic Bob.
Never.
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Seriously, Happy Birthday David! Smoke an Opus, slab of ribs and a beef brisket. Call me if you need assistance. I know a guy, who knows a guy. As far as Mad Dog 20/20, be careful. That stuff can make you blow your stomach contents out your nose.
Yup.
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[SoCal gunner]

There is no wrong answer here! Personally I'd light up the Shark. But, hey, it's your Birthday!

Enjoy and post some pics of your choice(s) and the Mad Dog 20/20 for Tony.

[steelman]

Happy Birthday David. I also say you can't go wrong with a Fuente. (and 18yo scotch)

Cheers

[droy1958]

Happy Birthday young man ! I think a proper pairing with Mad Dog..... wait, Mad Dog ? Really ???? After an unfortunate incident with Mad Dog in my youth I can no longer enjoy that fine vintage and just the mention of it, well damn now I don't even want a cigar !
Enjoy the day brother - I'm outta here before I get sick

I remember getting sick on Mad Dog 20/20 in my youth. We would hang out at the liquor store until we talked someone into buying it for us. I got SO sick on that stuff! I remember puking and having to use scissors to cut the puke stream. If you cut it too far from your mouf, the rest would sling back into your face.....

[Emperor Zurg]

I remember puking and having to use scissors to cut the puke stream.

You can puke and puke until you puke up a little brown circular thing. You have to quick swallow that because it's your a$$hole.

[SoCal gunner]

You can puke and puke until you puke up a little brown circular thing. You have to quick swallow that because it's your a$$hole.LMAO! Oops, I need that!

[SoCal gunner]

I remember getting sick on Mad Dog 20/20 in my youth. We would hang out at the liquor store until we talked someone into buying it for us. I got SO sick on that stuff! I remember puking and having to use scissors to cut the puke stream. If you cut it too far from your mouf, the rest would sling back into your face.....Boones Farm Strawberry Hill, California Coolers, Bartels and Jaymes. We both blessed and cursed to have those around.... To this day I can't drink sweet drinks, but man did they do wonders for the ladies!

[WNYTONY]

There is no wrong answer here! Personally I'd light up the Shark. But, hey, it's your Birthday!

Enjoy and post some pics of your choice(s) and the Mad Dog 20/20 for Tony.

Dude, wtf ???? You want me to have nightmares.... again ?




I remember getting sick on Mad Dog 20/20 in my youth. We would hang out at the liquor store until we talked someone into buying it for us. I got SO sick on that stuff! I remember puking and having to use scissors to cut the puke stream. If you cut it too far from your mouf, the rest would sling back into your face.....

Yup, that's what I remember. Hey mister, can you grab me a bottle while you're in there ? LOL

I hope you made the right choice and didn't partake in that particular brand for your birthday hooch

[droy1958]

Boones Farm Strawberry Hill, California Coolers, Bartels and Jaymes. We both blessed and cursed to have those around.... To this day I can't drink sweet drinks, but man did they do wonders for the ladies!

Yessir, that's why my children are names Boone, Bart and James.......

[droy1958]

Dude, wtf ???? You want me to have nightmares.... again ?





Yup, that's what I remember. Hey mister, can you grab me a bottle while you're in there ? LOL

I hope you made the right choice and didn't partake in that particular brand for your birthday hooch

Well I had the Opus and a couple fingers of 9 year old whiskey. Nothing like my 21st birthday. I'm still not sure what happened then, but they were cuties....

[SoCal gunner]

Well I had the Opus and a couple fingers of 9 year old whiskey. Nothing like my 21st birthday. I'm still not sure what happened then, but they were cuties....Hell Yes!

[allusred]

Well I had the Opus and a couple fingers of 9 year old whiskey. Nothing like my 21st birthday. I'm still not sure what happened then, but they were cuties....
Wuz aw maizes et furst.butt pon redin agin kin see yew din, lak ah furst thunkyew sayed them were cooties.
Wal yew bit older now, preci et thet glowin shine a thur Smokin Monkey's Sweet Innercent lil Girfrend's Monkey shines.

Dem whut upped stx en moved fur ways wen S. M. furst arrove.
Nows miisin out ever night wen yew a fiiddlin thar an S. Ms Girlfrend's screamin wit Joy th hole night tru.

[penna stogey]

Happy Birthday David...Enjoy your Day.....Nazdarovya

[droy1958]

Wuz aw maizes et furst.butt pon redin agin kin see yew din, lak ah furst thunkyew sayed them were cooties.
Wal yew bit older now, preci et thet glowin shine a thur Smokin Monkey's Sweet Innercent lil Girfrend's Monkey shines.

Dem whut upped stx en moved fur ways wen S. M. furst arrove.
Nows miisin out ever night wen yew a fiiddlin thar an S. Ms Girlfrend's screamin wit Joy th hole night tru.

Eye reckin' eyez kneed two have a nutter drank too d sigh four dat lass post....

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Happy Birthday David...Enjoy your Day.....Nazdarovya

Cheers to you comrade....

[allusred]

Goodness David, I do most sincerely hope that you have not taken to drink and are now unable to understand text in the original High Mandarin Orange language of your childhood. As would seem the case you when posted this:

"Eye reckin' eyez kneed two have a nutter drank too d sigh four dat lass post...."

From Droy: "Well I had the Opus and a couple fingers of 9 year old whiskey. Nothing like my 21st birthday.
I'm still not sure what happened then, but they were cuties...."

Reply from Him: "Wuz aw maizes et furst.butt pon redin agin kin see yew din, lak ah furst thunkyew sayed them were *cooties."

Translation by Dr. Xue Ming: I was at first amazed.But after rereading realize that you meant that you had spent time with *cuties*

Reply ( second line ) from Him: "Wal yew bit older now, preci et thet glowin shine a thur Smokin Monkey's Sweet Innercent lil Girfrend's Monkey shines."

Translation by Dr. Xue Ming:You are a bit older now, and appreciate the glowing shine of Smoking Monkey's Sweet innocent Little Girlfriend's *Monkey Shines.*

Reply third and fourth lines from Him: "Dem whut upped stx en moved fur ways wen S. M. furst arrove."

Nows miisin out ever night wen yew a fiiddlin thar an S. Ms Girlfrend's screamin wit Joy th hole night tru.

Translation by Dr. Xue Ming: Those who packed and moved far away when Smoking Monkey arrived.
Are now missing every night when you (Droy) and Smoking Monkey's Girlfriend are screaming with joy the entire night."

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Definitions of * words.
*Cooties* Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them . When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."

*Monkey Shines.* Tricks; japes and capers; pranks.

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David,
Are your twice monthly shipments via AliBaba arriving as scheduled?' Tiger Balm Ultra Strength' to be rubbed on the affected area three or four times nightly.

[droy1958]

Goodness David, I do most sincerely hope that you have not taken to drink and are now unable to understand text in the original High Mandarin Orange language of your childhood. As would seem the case you when posted this:

"Eye reckin' eyez kneed two have a nutter drank too d sigh four dat lass post...."

From Droy: "Well I had the Opus and a couple fingers of 9 year old whiskey. Nothing like my 21st birthday.
I'm still not sure what happened then, but they were cuties...."

Reply from Him: "Wuz aw maizes et furst.butt pon redin agin kin see yew din, lak ah furst thunkyew sayed them were *cooties."

Translation by Dr. Xue Ming: I was at first amazed.But after rereading realize that you meant that you had spent time with *cuties*

Reply ( second line ) from Him: "Wal yew bit older now, preci et thet glowin shine a thur Smokin Monkey's Sweet Innercent lil Girfrend's Monkey shines."

Translation by Dr. Xue Ming:You are a bit older now, and appreciate the glowing shine of Smoking Monkey's Sweet innocent Little Girlfriend's *Monkey Shines.*

Reply third and fourth lines from Him: "Dem whut upped stx en moved fur ways wen S. M. furst arrove."

Nows miisin out ever night wen yew a fiiddlin thar an S. Ms Girlfrend's screamin wit Joy th hole night tru.

Translation by Dr. Xue Ming: Those who packed and moved far away when Smoking Monkey arrived.
Are now missing every night when you (Droy) and Smoking Monkey's Girlfriend are screaming with joy the entire night."

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Definitions of * words.
*Cooties* Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them . When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."

*Monkey Shines.* Tricks; japes and capers; pranks.

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David,
Are your twice monthly shipments via AliBaba arriving as scheduled?' Tiger Balm Ultra Strength' to be rubbed on the affected area three or four times nightly.

O lawd, eye juss hadent bean on hea enuff anne dunn loss da seacret langage of da munkay anne krazy peepole from Knew Jersay....Eyes bean werkin' da joy juice inne da' afeckted spots like ewe says. Kinda' hawt at tymes wenn eye werk da beens anne franks over. Reely don't want nuttin two doo with da smokin' munkee's gurl four a spell after applyin' inne a generous manner lyke ewe said. Bee sides, it be hard two be awl sexy runnin' down da street like eye doo when applied two liberallee. Eye mite have seen smoke comin out da caboose lass thyme eyes runnin two kool thangs off. Mite try a dose of mixed cayenne anne Sriracha sauce like ewe said for a "seekret love sauce" as da udder stuff seams two be moore dan eye kneed too warm thangs up rite now....