The 2nd Annual Cigar Bum Orgy held at CIGARfest - will you be there?

[jhedrick83]

Just two more months to go!

[penna stogey]

Amen......

[Nature]

Ugggh!! Disappointed I'm not going to be there.

[AlanS]

Looks like DogRockets is ready to roll!
http://i1072.photobucket.com/albums/w366/awssr58/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-03/2949AA1B-BF77-4E86-B811-48A1E6697A45_zps7tgslmgm.jpg (http://s1072.photobucket.com/user/awssr58/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-03/2949AA1B-BF77-4E86-B811-48A1E6697A45_zps7tgslmgm.jpg.html)

[allusred]

Looks like DogRockets is ready to roll!
http://i1072.photobucket.com/albums/w366/awssr58/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-03/2949AA1B-BF77-4E86-B811-48A1E6697A45_zps7tgslmgm.jpg (http://s1072.photobucket.com/user/awssr58/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-03/2949AA1B-BF77-4E86-B811-48A1E6697A45_zps7tgslmgm.jpg.html)

Does this Cigarfest Orgy II trip not remind you a bit of that Stephen King story " The Stand" prolly end the same way.

[jhedrick83]

Looks like DogRockets is ready to roll!
http://i1072.photobucket.com/albums/w366/awssr58/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-03/2949AA1B-BF77-4E86-B811-48A1E6697A45_zps7tgslmgm.jpg (http://s1072.photobucket.com/user/awssr58/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-03/2949AA1B-BF77-4E86-B811-48A1E6697A45_zps7tgslmgm.jpg.html)

I figured coming from Indiana DogRockets would be driving something like this:

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Corn-Car-Courtesy-of-Mark-Dalzell.jpg.jpg

[Emperor Zurg]

I figured coming from Indiana DogRockets would be driving something like this:

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Corn-Car-Courtesy-of-Mark-Dalzell.jpg.jpg

That place where you sit, is that called the cockpit? ...or the cornhole?

[allusred]

Looks like DogRockets is ready to roll!
http://i1072.photobucket.com/albums/w366/awssr58/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-03/2949AA1B-BF77-4E86-B811-48A1E6697A45_zps7tgslmgm.jpg (http://s1072.photobucket.com/user/awssr58/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-03/2949AA1B-BF77-4E86-B811-48A1E6697A45_zps7tgslmgm.jpg.html)

His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets shall indeed be arriving by Motor. He would have flown, but the Construction of his private (very) jet has taken a bit longer than anticipated despite work being carried on around the clock.The Massive weight of his on board Humidor means that each of the four jet engines on each wing of the aircraft must perform perfectly. The plane being a bit larger than the Spruce Goose built by Howard Hughes would surely have been a sight not to be missed as His Excellency flew it above the city of Philadelphia. And yes He and only He would be at the controls.
Now He will arrive in His bespoke,one of a kind Double wide and double stretch Bentley. His driver Horseshoe receiving instruction, via speaking tube,from His Excellency.

[droy1958]

I figured coming from Indiana DogRockets would be driving something like this:

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Corn-Car-Courtesy-of-Mark-Dalzell.jpg.jpg

That car belongs to a war vet. I can't remember his name, but it was "Kernel" something or another......

[allusred]

That car belongs to a war vet. I can't remember his name, but it was "Kernel" something or another......

Yore right as ah member Kernl's name be sumphin lak Slaunder, anyway he wears a White suit....oh yaeah...hear tell he gots a Goat wot wears a Tee.
Resides sumwhar's en Kertuckey.

[droy1958]

Yore right as ah member Kernl's name be sumphin lak Slaunder, anyway he wears a White suit....oh yaeah...hear tell he gots a Goat wot wears a Tee.
Resides sumwhar's en Kertuckey.

Dat's hymn.......

[allusred]

El. Saudine will learn how foolish it is to attempt to steal the light of the Limes from His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets Cigarfest Orgy II.
This "Royal" Sardine bring a mere 500 Metric tons of Luggage for a month long trip?
Each of Sir Dog Rockets Humidor's A and B exceed that weight in Ghurkas to be smoked over His three day stay at theF Fest in Philly.
Note: Link to the article re Saudine's trip is at end of this extract
2 golden escalators, 10 aircraft, 500 limos & 1200 luxury rooms: Saudi king’s lavish trip to Japan
Published time: 14 Mar, 2017 11:43
Edited time: 14 Mar, 2017 12:54
2 golden escalators, 10 aircraft, 500 limos & 1200 luxury rooms: Saudi king’s lavish trip to Japan
Saudi King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud © Toru Hanai / Reuters

When King Salman bin Abdulaziz al-Saud landed in Japan, people were left in awe of the size of his delegation and his 500 tons (metric) of luggage. The king made quite an entrance, descending from his plane on one of his two golden escalators.
The four-day visit, which began Sunday, is part of the Saudi royal’s month-long Asia trip, as the kingdom looks to diversify its economy from oil dependency. Saudi Arabia is Japan’s largest oil supplier.

The king’s delegation arrived in Japan on 10 aircraft and, according to Japanese media, the entourage is so large, even Japanese government officials didn’t have an accurate number of how many to expect.

In preparation for the royal visit, 1,200 rooms in Tokyo’s best hotels were booked for the delegation.


King Salman appears to have upped his game since visiting Indonesia, where he brought two limousines with him. In Japan, an entire fleet of up to 500 limousines were sourced from around the country.

"Maintenance costs for luxury models are high and there is little constant demand for such vehicles," a limousine industry insider told Asahi Shimbun. "Because we are unable to secure the needed number only in Tokyo, we are gathering the vehicles from Kanagawa and Saitama prefectures as well as the Tokai region."

While he was in Indonesia, the king also had a special toilet built for him inside a mosque, and another inside the House of Representatives.

On Monday, King Salman met with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. King Salman visited the country as a prince in 2014, but this is the first Saudi Arabian king to visit in 46 years.

Salman told Abe that the Middle East is facing diplomatic issues involving the Palestinians, Japan Times reported, and cited humanitarian crises in Yemen and Syria. A Saudi-led coalition has been bombing Yemen for almost two years. “Unfortunately, those crises are now giving negative impacts to the region,” the king said.

The Saudi royal’s trip caused many on social media to react in anger, comparing the king’s lavish travel to the situation in war-torn Yemen.

King Salman will also visit the Maldives and China during his Asia trip. In the Maldives, the king is expected to be met with opposition following reports that an entire atoll of small islands could be purchased by the Saudis.

While the king is courting Asian leaders, his son, Deputy Crown Prince, and Defense Minister Mohammed bin Salman are headed to the US to meet with President Donald Trump.

https://www.rt.com/viral/380652-saudi-king-japan-trip/


Small fish in large pond or tiny fish in small can...TINY FISH IN SMALL CAN>

[DogRockets]

It's less than 1.5 months until the Orgy. Get smoking bums. You need to build up a tolerance to handle the cornucopia of cigars you'll smoke at the Orgy!

[projectsunfire]

It's less than 1.5 months until the Orgy. Get smoking bums. You need to build up a tolerance to handle the cornucopia of cigars you'll smoke at the Orgy!

I smoked 3 cigars yesterday. I am working on it lol

[DogRockets]

I smoked 3 cigars yesterday. I am working on it lol

Love the attitude. Love the spirit.

[droy1958]

i smoked 3 cigars yesterday. I am working on it lol

playa'.....

[projectsunfire]

playa'.....

more like single at the moment

[droy1958]

more like single at the moment

I've seen the movie a couple of times.....

[jhedrick83]

Just six weeks to go boys! I'm going to have to snag a barf bag or two from my flight in. Getting back in Herf shape is highly questionable. I don't think I'll complain about that to my wife though. After actually having the child, complaining to her about my inability to smoke 5-7 cigars in a day may not be smart.

[cbr310]

5-7, I'm going to look like a Mr yuk sticker! If I suddenly get up and run you'll know why!

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[cbr310]

Anyone going to the drew estate event? Is there really good deals on his sticks then? Cold infused is my favorite. Won't make it till Friday. Going to try and change plans.

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[Tombstone]

Anyone going to the drew estate event? Is there really good deals on his sticks then? Cold infused is my favorite. Won't make it till Friday. Going to try and change plans.

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There was serious man boners last year for the chance to put anything JD touched in peoples mouths. You know the bums be representing again this year. There are have always been plenty of extras and swag that makd it worthwhile at there events.

[AlanS]

Looking like I may not get time off to travel, just started a new job in December. BUMmer

[cbr310]

Looking like I may not get time off to travel, just started a new job in December. BUMmer
Booo! Where's disliked button! Gotta work to play this game though there not cheap! Still wishing you luck.

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[projectsunfire]

Looking like I may not get time off to travel, just started a new job in December. BUMmer

Oh no that sucks Alan! I hope you can make it there. To be honest I am a little concerned myself. I have 3 large projects that are seemingly all starting within the next 30 days. I took off in May for a full week. 2-3 days with you bums and then the rest visiting family. I hope I can still take all the time off. I may have to fly in for 2 days and reschedule the actual vacation until the fall

[DogRockets]

Looking like I may not get time off to travel, just started a new job in December. BUMmer


Oh no that sucks Alan! I hope you can make it there. To be honest I am a little concerned myself. I have 3 large projects that are seemingly all starting within the next 30 days. I took off in May for a full week. 2-3 days with you bums and then the rest visiting family. I hope I can still take all the time off. I may have to fly in for 2 days and reschedule the actual vacation until the fall

No no no no no no no no no no no gentlemen. just no.

[allusred]

No no no no no no no no no no no gentlemen. just no.

Heed...His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets.
Why let sanity keep you from the Cigarfest & Orgy II ?

[WNYTONY]

Looking like I may not get time off to travel, just started a new job in December. BUMmer

Well that just stinks, but being in a new gig myself I hear you Alan. You will be missed my friend.
Thankfully I only have to take Friday and can swing that. Now I just need my future grandson to not be peeking out early.......

[jhedrick83]

No no no no no no no no no no no gentlemen. just no.

Yeah, this is unacceptable.

[Ciro]

Looking like I may not get time off to travel, just started a new job in December. BUMmer

That sucks, but being in the same boat a few years ago completely understand. Hopefully something pans out, if not there's always next year!!

[allusred]

That sucks, but being in the same boat a few years ago completely understand. Hopefully something pans out, if not there's always next year!!

Next Year in Marienbad ???

"From the last decades of the nineteenth century through the late 1930s, the West Bohemian spa towns of Carlsbad, Franzensbad, and Marienbad were fashionable destinations for visitors wishing to "take a cure"—to drink the waters, bathe in the mud, be treated by the latest X-ray, light, or gas therapies, or simply enjoy the respite afforded by elegant parks and comfortable lodgings. These were sociable and urbane places, settings for celebrity sightings,"

Sure sounds as if it would suit His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets...
Right to a T perhaps not Timbre, more certainly Timber.

[Sticky B]

No no no no no no no no no no no gentlemen. just no.

+1

[penna stogey]

TGIF...WTF...bump de bump....Getting close BUMS.....Sir Excellency have a updated total attendees??? Lima Juliet.

[penna stogey]

Don't forget the selfie stick for the selfie Queen.

[jhedrick83]

Less than a month to go you bums. Might as well double check who will be there:

List update:
1. Demuths1770
2. 04EDGE40
3. Horseshoe
4. lvfcrook1503
5. penna stogey
6. Tombstone
7. Kidvegas
8. Ciro
9. greige matter
10. jhedrick83
11. DogRockets
12. WNYTONY
13. Bernardini
14. cbr310
15. projectsunfire
16. SeanTheEvans

You guys are all still in?

[DogRockets]

You know it jhedrick83 !

[jhedrick83]

You know it jhedrick83 !

In hindsight, kind of stupid to tag you. I know you will be there!

[cbr310]

I'm there

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[Kidvegas]

I'm in!


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[Sticky B]

Less than a month to go you bums. Might as well double check who will be there:

List update:
1. Demuths1770
2. 04EDGE40
3. Horseshoe
4. lvfcrook1503
5. penna stogey
6. Tombstone
7. Kidvegas
8. Ciro
9. greige matter
10. jhedrick83
11. DogRockets
12. WNYTONY
13. Bernardini
14. cbr310
15. projectsunfire
16. SeanTheEvans

You guys are all still in?

Absolutely! I thought we were over 20 at some point, but I guess nawt?

[droy1958]

Absolutely! I thought we were over 20 at some point, but I guess nawt?

I think some of our newer members may be afraid of some of our members running around with lubricant in one hand, their member in another, plus a Monica Lewinsky bullet in their mouf....Just sayin'......😉

[Kidvegas]

I think some of our newer members may be afraid of some of our members running around with lubricant in one hand, their member in another, plus a Monica Lewinsky bullet in their mouf....Just sayin'......[emoji6]

Lol...Lol...Lol...um wait your not serious are ya!!


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[allusred]

I think some of our newer members may be afraid of some of our members running around with lubricant in one hand, their member in another, plus a Monica Lewinsky bullet in their mouf....Just sayin'......😉

Ef ya caint go...why knot sen Smokin Monkey along...let Him smoke su wun else's baccky fer a change? Mayhaps S.M's Girlfriend koud change the Orifice- kation of sum them fellas...knos it ud be painful lak to dispurc wid Her fur a night er tew.Burr time ta spread sum luv thar an she sholly wood be a speadin hit roun. Smokin Smokin Monkey.
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Smokin Monkey's Girlfriend (Maybe... Ex C.F. now thet Her an Droy ar spendin al the Nights Ying n Yangin. http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q571/alluspogo/1000_zpskq9infpp.jpg

[droy1958]

Lol...Lol...Lol...um wait your not serious are ya!!


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Break him in Boyz. These new whippersnappers "kneed" a lesson.....

[droy1958]

Ef ya caint go...why knot sen Smokin Monkey along...let Him smoke su wun else's baccky fer a change? Mayhaps S.M's Girlfriend koud change the Orifice- kation of sum them fellas...knos it ud be painful lak to dispurc wid Her fur a night er tew.Burr time ta spread sum luv thar an she sholly wood be a speadin hit roun. Smokin Smokin Monkey.
http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q571/alluspogo/275b48bb49da4fac98cc40ca34829862fb9849ceee02dbdf8a f4bb085f111727_zpsgrth8u2d.jpg
Smokin Monkey's Girlfriend (Maybe... Ex C.F. now thet Her an Droy ar spendin al the Nights Ying n Yangin. http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q571/alluspogo/1000_zpskq9infpp.jpg

Eye imagine eyes could let herr an hymn go fer a spell to give sum entertainment two da' fellers Anne such. My strife errrrr I mean wife seams two bee happy enuff wit dem willin' two Doo da rekoniscence on certin' areas of my playground areas iffin' youse nose wat eye's talkin' bout. Hail, dun four got watt eyes talkin' bout as eye dun got choked up thinkin eyes bee alone mor less again.....

[penna stogey]

Im all in....

[jhedrick83]

Absolutely! I thought we were over 20 at some point, but I guess nawt?

That was the most recent roll call I could find. I know AlanS can't make it now. There was talk of projectsunfire having to wash his hair or something and not being able to go :poke: it would be great if more could come. Should be one hell of time!

[DogRockets]

Im all in....

I'll give you $50 or a Gurkha (MSRP $50) for more of that awesome loin meat you brought last year. I've been dreaming of your loins for almost a full year now.

[Tombstone]

I'll stop in Hamburg on Thursday for sure. Friday and Saturday I will be up at Split Rock for the fest. Not sure I will make it back down either of those days.

[WNYTONY]

I'm still planning on it, although if projectsunfire needs help with his hair......

[penna stogey]

I'll give you $50 or a Gurkha (MSRP $50) for more of that awesome loin meat you brought last year. I've been dreaming of your loins for almost a full year now.

Shh, that's our closet secret...Hey now. I'm sure the Bum Gods has a plethora of phallic meat items for you. Make sure Sir Excellency Dogrockets have the logistical reporting squared away prior to Brian Douglas Williams arrival. This ORGY is epic.

[Bernardini]

I am still planning on going on Friday/Saturday as well.

[allusred]

Returning Happiness to the Pubic.

His Excellency Sir.Dog Rockets wishes to remind his faithful of the need to eschew the

Burkah if you expect to get the Gurkha.

Notices shall be sent to all suspected Snowflakes advising that from one Day prior to the

Opening (Naughty) of Cigarfest & Orgy II and to one Day after after the Orgy's close.
They should repair to their Safe Places, ensuring that they shall have sufficent supplies of
Colouring Books and Crayons,along with their chosen soft toys,adequate stores of Tissues.

In addition to their knitted Pink Pussy Hats & Violet or Rainbow coluored PJ's. as well as
goodly amounts of Valium to get through that fearsome,for Snowlakes,time.

You will not want to miss Cigarfest & Orgy II. Don't forget that on at least one night His
Excellency Sir.Dog Rockets shall be reprising his Star turn as "May" when attendees will be
able dance around the May "Pole"... the lucky winner of the Cigarbum Lottery may autograph
that erection.

You will not want to miss Cigarfest & Orgy II.

[Ciro]

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.

[Kidvegas]

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.

That's a true bummer Bro!


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[jhedrick83]

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.

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[penna stogey]

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.

What....What....OMG, no Guido Wolf Pack this year representing the bums...Gonna miss the T-shirt sporting Guido bum squad this year...Save it for next year Ciro and hope your daughters confirmation goes well....Cigarfest ORGY 2018??

[WNYTONY]

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.

Well that's a bummer Ciro but confirmation is a biggie.
Was looking forward to smoking a stick with you but we'll do it another time bud.

[DogRockets]

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it this year. Was hoping to have everything fall into alignment, but too much going on with my daughter's confirmation that it won't pan out.

Wait what? A bad day is turning into a terrible day. I learned earlier today that lvfcrook1503 Jimmy developed a large case of pussitis and isn't coming now either.

[droy1958]

Wait what? A bad day is turning into a terrible day. I learned earlier today that lvfcrook1503 Jimmy developed a large case of pussitis and isn't coming now either.

A large case of pussitis usually comes with a lot of swelling, which according to doctors, ends up looking a lot like an excited pen!s and makes men do what they want to do. I've had the affliction twice according to my first two ex-wives. Actually, I've had it thrice, but the current wifey got ice on it in time....

[jhedrick83]

Wait what? A bad day is turning into a terrible day. I learned earlier today that lvfcrook1503 Jimmy developed a large case of pussitis and isn't coming now either.

Just got married, huh?

[allusred]

Just got married, huh?

Whoa, hold it there.
That "Just got married, huh?" would imply... Fiends with Bumie fits.

[allusred]

Wait what? A bad day is turning into a terrible day. I learned earlier today that lvfcrook1503 Jimmy developed a large case of pussitis and isn't coming now either.

Sho duz hope sum a tha Cigarbums will git off they Butts and swell the ranks of His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets continged net at th Cigarfest & Orgy II.
Cain't dis point the master a th Polls and Pole.

[greige matter]

Less than a month to go you bums. Might as well double check who will be there:

List update:
1. Demuths1770
2. 04EDGE40
3. Horseshoe
4. lvfcrook1503
5. penna stogey
6. Tombstone
7. Kidvegas
8. Ciro
9. greige matter
10. jhedrick83
11. DogRockets
12. WNYTONY
13. Bernardini
14. cbr310
15. projectsunfire
16. SeanTheEvans

You guys are all still in?

I will be there. Setting up the RV at Cabela's Friday morning.

[penna stogey]

I will be there. Setting up the RV at Cabela's Friday morning.
Leave the light on, had to turn in my issued NVG years ago....Weather permits, I may ride the Big Black Moped to the orgy and have Sir Excellency Dogrockets ride on the handlebars for his grand ceremonial entrance....Hope Jeremy wears the white suit and hat with a feather attached...

[Demuths1770]

I will be there this year again. I am also bringing a buddy that I work with Thursday. Since Jimmy back out this year I have no one to spoon with

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[DogRockets]

Bums, the Orgy is next week. NEXT FREAKIN' WEEK! It's almost here! I want to be there so bad I can almost taste it. What does it taste like? Show up next week to find out.

[FireTom]

I can't wait to see the pics that come out of this "event"!

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[jhedrick83]

Bums, the Orgy is next week. NEXT FREAKIN' WEEK! It's almost here! I want to be there so bad I can almost taste it. What does it taste like? Show up next week to find out.

Side note: when adding events to a calendar that you share with your wife. Make sure you include more details than "Orgy". :behindsofa: I can't wait to meet you bums! I also have not been training like I should have...

[cbr310]

Side note: when adding events to a calendar that you share with your wife. Make sure you include more details than "Orgy". :behindsofa: I can't wait to meet you bums! I also have not been training like I should have...
Lol That's funny! I'm not even close to good shape for this. You bums will have to help me pick out mild sticks

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[Ciro]

Side note: when adding events to a calendar that you share with your wife. Make sure you include more details than "Orgy". :behindsofa: I can't wait to meet you bums! I also have not been training like I should have...

:rofl::rofl: as I clean the coffee off my desk. That is Great!

[projectsunfire]

Unfortunately I have to officially remove myself from the list of attendees.

[DogRockets]

unfortunately i have to officially remove myself from the list of attendees.

noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jhedrick83]

Unfortunately I have to officially remove myself from the list of attendees.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu/giphy.gif

You will be missed my man.

[DogRockets]

pretty soon we're gonna be down to just myself Demuths1770 and jhedrick83 going pantless at CI. Come on bums! Hang in there!

[jhedrick83]

pretty soon we're gonna be down to just myself Demuths1770 and jhedrick83 going pantless at CI. Come on bums! Hang in there!

For real. I'm flying United of all airlines just to come see you guys.

[allusred]

pretty soon we're gonna be down to just myself Demuths1770 and jhedrick83 going pantless at CI. Come on bums! Hang in there!

Are not the Unholy Three mentioned as "going pantless.." rather'n hanging in there, going to be hanging out ?

[allusred]

For real. I'm flying United of all airlines just to come see you guys.

Well, heck His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets has only issued the call to action to the bravest.
Ya know Jeremy's motto...Out of the britches and into the breaches.

[penna stogey]

pretty soon we're gonna be down to just myself Demuths1770 and jhedrick83 going pantless at CI. Come on bums! Hang in there!

No love for the locals BUMS...I took off from my stuff doer list of shizaa to be with sir Excellency Dogrockets and his court jesters...I will be there for sure my man.

[droy1958]

For real. I'm flying United of all airlines just to come see you guys.

Can't beat it, but they may beat you.....

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Are not the Unholy Three mentioned as "going pantless.." rather'n hanging in there, going to be hanging out ?

Bob, get your ass there and give me a full report....

[allusred]

Can't beat it, but they may beat you.....

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Bob, get your ass there and give me a full report....

Golly Droy...doan lak ta dizpurnt, howsomever Ah's tew yong an innersent fer th kinda tivities an proclitteries es mite be took thar.

[droy1958]

Golly Droy...doan lak ta dizpurnt, howsomever Ah's tew yong an innersent fer th kinda tivities an proclitteries es mite be took thar.

Dem dere boyz may bee abit wild eyed and pokin' inne places dey shouldn't bee, butt yoar up four da challenge........

[allusred]

Dem dere boyz may bee abit wild eyed and pokin' inne places dey shouldn't bee, butt yoar up four da challenge........

Hit's lak thes arftur spendin long time studee inn fur a Degreee, dropped out, wisht Ah knowed tha Finalee exam had to be took on the beach in daylight. Sholly wanted ta get the Deeplomee in Appreciation Sand Castle Design.
Figgert stead a weepin oar Spiolled Cow Juice, so to speek.
Set tew woik on a pro jeck fur tha Fire Faire, hits a nine foots ter each a th six or seven sidees Barbee-crew Grille,
Lots a Crow shayin tew be did an times er shoat.
The Faire Fare's gone be on the same three days as His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets Cigarfest & Orgy, when ever that is.
Sad butt ah hopes yew wont miss it if you can.

[DogRockets]

I know penna stogey and Tombstone will be there - will SeanTheEvans and greige matter be in attendance?

[greige matter]

Yes Sir. I will be there.

When is everyone planning on showing up??

[DogRockets]

The Indiana crew of myself, Horseshoe and 04EDGE40 will be arriving Wednesday night, so we'll be at CI for a cigar or two Wednesday evening. I know Demuths1770 has Thursday and Friday off work and will be at the Orgy both days and the weekend too. I'm not sure if he is joining us Wednesday evening or not, but I would suspect he is.

[greige matter]

I will not be there till Friday morning. Possibly Thursday evening but I doubt it. Work keeps getting in the way.

[Demuths1770]

The Indiana crew of myself, Horseshoe and 04EDGE40 will be arriving Wednesday night, so we'll be at CI for a cigar or two Wednesday evening. I know Demuths1770 has Thursday and Friday off work and will be at the Orgy both days and the weekend too. I'm not sure if he is joining us Wednesday evening or not, but I would suspect he is.
I will more than likely be there to great you guys Wednesday night!!! I dont know what time you guys are going to get in but I'm done work at 330 that day

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[penna stogey]

Thursday and Friday til greige matter arrives with the party RV...so I can stumble home...This Cigarfest Orgy will be Epic....
What is the final Bums attendance????

[cbr310]

I'll be there Friday sometime leaving Sunday

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[TreySC]

Side note: when adding events to a calendar that you share with your wife. Make sure you include more details than "Orgy". :behindsofa: I can't wait to meet you bums! I also have not been training like I should have...

So is the bet on whether or not you'll get sick or how long will it take?

[jhedrick83]

So is the bet on whether or not you'll get sick or how long will it take?

I've never gotten sick. I'll just keep eating/drinking to keep it at bay. So, basically, I'll just gain 10 lbs next weekend.

[DogRockets]

I will more than likely be there to great you guys Wednesday night!!! I dont know what time you guys are going to get in but I'm done work at 330 that day

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We're leaving my house at 7:30. It's a 9 hour drive if I recall. Add in 2 hours for Brent's constant bathroom breaks and I'd say we're there around 5:30-6:30 or so.

[cbr310]

I've never gotten sick. I'll just keep eating/drinking to keep it at bay. So, basically, I'll just gain 10 lbs next weekend.
Glad to see u won't be the only one drinking!

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[cbr310]

Are you guys planning on going 4 lunch Friday? I'm about a 3 hr drive trying to plan when to leave.

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[jhedrick83]

Flight Lands in Allentown at 12:31 so I'll probably make it to CI by 1:30 or so on Friday. I can't believe it's finally just a week away!

[DogRockets]

Are you guys planning on going 4 lunch Friday? I'm about a 3 hr drive trying to plan when to leave.

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There is no need to leave for lunch - Red Robin is right across the parking lot! Get lunch and bring it back over. You can't waste a valuable hour not smoking a cigar!

[BrianWilliams]

My arrival time has not yet been determined. I have many demands and a busy schedule. I'm excited to mingle with all the common folk such as yourselves that will be in attendance.

[cbr310]

My arrival time has not yet been determined. I have many demands and a busy schedule. I'm excited to mingle with all the common folk such as yourselves that will be in attendance.
Maybe u could get dropped off in the Apache helicopter!

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[droy1958]

Hit's lak thes arftur spendin long time studee inn fur a Degreee, dropped out, wisht Ah knowed tha Finalee exam had to be took on the beach in daylight. Sholly wanted ta get the Deeplomee in Appreciation Sand Castle Design.
Figgert stead a weepin oar Spiolled Cow Juice, so to speek.
Set tew woik on a pro jeck fur tha Fire Faire, hits a nine foots ter each a th six or seven sidees Barbee-crew Grille,
Lots a Crow shayin tew be did an times er shoat.
The Faire Fare's gone be on the same three days as His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets Cigarfest & Orgy, when ever that is.
Sad butt ah hopes yew wont miss it if you can.

Eye's gonna bee protestin' up dere wit AlanS inne Portland two shut down anne pizz on dere paraid.......

[greige matter]

Now the hard part is picking out what cigars to bring and how many!!!

[Tombstone]

Now the hard part is picking out what cigars to bring and how many!!!

Your cruising down in an RV.... bring them all.

[greige matter]

Tombstone that is the perfect solution. Thanks!!

[Old Smokey]

I know you guys are going to have a great time and I hope lots of pics will be taken and shared with those of us who can't attend as we sit at home being jealous. 😳

[jhedrick83]

Your cruising down in an RV.... bring them all.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Guiness-Brilliant%21.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080130030643

[Sticky B]

I should be there Thursday morning (still debating Wednesday Night), gotta be home around 4ish for an event nearby (in Philly) Thursday then Guardians 2 showing that night - but should be back Friday/Saturday for the majority of the morning/day/evening as well!

[jhedrick83]

4 days to go for me!

[allusred]

4 days to go for me!

Last chance to sharpen up so's not to disappoint His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets.
You can do this.
With only Four Day/Nights to go.
Don't waste time sleeping.
Bathing can be skipped as well, sio long as you reek of Cigar Smoke when you get to Philly.
Smoke no less than Eight Cigars over each twenty four period, ignore the Greenish Blue tint you see in the mirror, Jeremy will understand.

[AlanS]

My lounge this weekend, time to break out the fire pit!
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[DogRockets]

Will jhedrick83 show me how to use Tapatalk and post pictures to it from my phone while at the Orgy? Stay tuned this week to find out.

[jhedrick83]

Will jhedrick83 show me how to use Tapatalk and post pictures to it from my phone while at the Orgy? Stay tuned this week to find out.

I've never used Tapatalk. I'm sure we can figure it out if you come back to my room....

[jhedrick83]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gHhfcj1xX-g/maxresdefault.jpg

[cbr310]

Will you get same deals in store as in there catalogs or emails this weekend?

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[AlanS]

Okay who dunnit? Seems one of the Bums thought the orgy was in Oregon, the poor guys gonna miss the festivities. He's locked up downtown for attempting to sexually arouse a chicken. Wonder if it was an Arkansas chicken?

[DogRockets]

WNYTONY be sure your butt is at the Orgy. There won't be a grandchild born until the end of May. That is a DogRockets guarantee!

[penna stogey]

Safe travels Indiana Bums....Bring plenty of wet ones and fabreeze....just saying!!!

[allusred]

Okay who dunnit? Seems one of the Bums thought the orgy was in Oregon, the poor guys gonna miss the festivities. He's locked up downtown for attempting to sexually arouse a chicken. Wonder if it was an Arkansas chicken?

Poultry inspector?

[Kidvegas]

Well, my Brother's it pains me to inform you all that the Kid will not be able to make the Festivities this time around.

Hope everyone who will be making an appearance has a great time! I've become just another of the many poor souls who'll have to partake vicariously through your pics and posts.

Enjoy Fellas!


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[Sticky B]

So is it worth coming down Wednesday night? Or should I just stop in Thurs early morning?

[DogRockets]

So is it worth coming down Wednesday night? Or should I just stop in Thurs early morning?
I'd say Thursday morning

[jhedrick83]

I hate to miss the Thursday festivities but in less than 48 hours I'll be smoking cigars with you clowns. Can't wait!

[cbr310]

I'm getting excited.never been in a big cigar shop

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[cbr310]

My 1st stoogie will be drew estate cold infused! Can't wait hopefully if price is right I'll be able to grab a box!

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[restomod]

Hey do you guys have room for one more on Fri at the Hamburg store! If so I am in! You better be there now WNYTONY

[Tombstone]

Hey do you guys have room for one more on Fri at the Hamburg store! If so I am in! You better be there now WNYTONY



Theres always room for you.

[Old Smokey]

Theres always room for you.

Maybe he can bunk up with Jeremy?😎

[WNYTONY]

WNYTONY be sure your butt is at the Orgy. There won't be a grandchild born until the end of May. That is a DogRockets guarantee!


Hey do you guys have room for one more on Fri at the Hamburg store! If so I am in! You better be there now WNYTONY

I gotta say it's not looking good. And now you're heading down Kevin ? You going just for the day Friday or staying over ?

I know Mr. Rockets has proclaimed that she will go long past her due date and all, but the Doc says it should be this week so if she moves along in the next day or two I'm going to see about swinging down on the weekend. Best I can tell ya at this point - would love to be able to make it but the stars gotta align.

[restomod]

I only have Friday available, I have lacrosse for my son Thursday night and Saturday morning. It's a 4 hour drive so leaving my house early in the morning, and staying as late into the day as I can and still make the drive home at a reasonable hour.

[Sticky B]

I gotta say it's not looking good. And now you're heading down Kevin ? You going just for the day Friday or staying over ?

I know Mr. Rockets has proclaimed that she will go long past her due date and all, but the Doc says it should be this week so if she moves along in the next day or two I'm going to see about swinging down on the weekend. Best I can tell ya at this point - would love to be able to make it but the stars gotta align.

:yes!:STARS A-LIGN!:yes!: STARS A-LIGN!:yes!: STARS A-LIGN!:yes!:

[penna stogey]

Looking forward to smoking with the Bums.....Working today and firehall tonite...See you tomorrow all, hope Brian has a exclusive report of the riff-raff.

[DogRockets]

Gentlemen it was a successful first evening Wednesday. We got in town a whopping three hours earlier than anticipated (Collin only had 1 poop break compared for the 4 or 5 times he made us stop last year) so we got to enjoy a few cigars last night.

We will be heading over to the CI location this morning - they open at 9. We'll post on here where we are and what we are wearing (or not wearing!).

Can't wait to see everyone that is able to make it today.

[cbr310]

Lol DogRockets. Your on vacation and still up @ 7. That's die hard commitment!

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[DogRockets]

Lol DogRockets. Your on vacation and still up @ 7. That's die hard commitment!

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Work never stops unfortunately. I got up to knock out 1.5 hours of work (just wrapping up for the day) so I can have full focus on our Orgy from 8 am - 11 pm!

[Emperor Zurg]

We got in town a whopping three hours earlier than anticipated (Collin only had 1 poop break compared for the 4 or 5 times he made us stop last year)


We need regular updates on Collin's colonic condition

[Sticky B]

Looks like I'm going to get there about an hour earlier than they open. I will be in the parking lot an hour earlier than they open. Maybe I'll go to Wawa too

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[Bernardini]

Still coming Friday, but will be arriving later than expected, around 3-4PM. Had an old dental crown pop off last night, and have an appointment with dentist to (hopefully) put it back on tomorrow late morning.

If they can get it back on with no major expense, I'll drink in celebration. If I need a new crown, I will just drink more....So, 4-11Pm, how many cigars can I squeeze in?

[cbr310]

Looks like I'm going to get there about an hour earlier than they open. I will be in the parking lot an hour earlier than they open. Maybe I'll go to Wawa too

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More commitment! Can't wait to get there tomorrow!

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[DogRockets]

We need regular updates on Collin's colonic condition

He crapped this morning before leaving the hotel room. One down, many to go.

[DogRockets]

For the bums coming today, we're upstairs in the enclosed room. Five of us are here so far. Come join us. We'll be here until 11 pm.

[Emperor Zurg]

He crapped this morning before leaving the hotel room. One down, many to go.

What, no pics?

[jhedrick83]

For the bums coming today, we're upstairs in the enclosed room. Five of us are here so far. Come join us. We'll be here until 11 pm.

Packing a bag right now. I can't remember, does the Microtel have soap and shampoo? If so, that means more room for Cigars.

[04EDGE40]

We need regular updates on Collin's colonic condition


Gentlemen it was a successful first evening Wednesday. We got in town a whopping three hours earlier than anticipated (Collin only had 1 poop break compared for the 4 or 5 times he made us stop last year) so we got to enjoy a few cigars last night.

We will be heading over to the CI location this morning - they open at 9. We'll post on here where we are and what we are wearing (or not wearing!).

Can't wait to see everyone that is able to make it today.

I can assure you that the colon issues were not mine! I won't say whose they were...






They were Jeremy's.

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Packing a bag right now. I can't remember, does the Microtel have soap and shampoo? If so, that means more room for Cigars.

They do, only the finest amenities at microtel!

[DogRockets]

It's 1:15 and Collin hasn't had any BMs while here

[04EDGE40]

Hickory unicorn

[Emperor Zurg]

It's 1:15 and Collin hasn't had any BMs while here

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae231/E-Zurg/lmao2_zpspc67j0xo.gif

[allusred]

It's 1:15 and Collin hasn't had any BMs while here

Isn't BrianWilliams reporting bravely live on this?

[jhedrick83]

Isn't BrianWilliams reporting bravely live on this?

He may be too busy rolling the next CI exclusive in the Blend Lab.

[DogRockets]

Collin colon update. He pooped around 1:30.


Also Sean and Tombstone just left and we're lonely. We need more bums! Fresh meat!

[cbr310]

I got my big tupperdor and my 25 c.f. travel humi. It only has 5 flavored sticks in it. Should I bring both? https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170504/0b804c204148f46ed190cf46a8c7c921.jpg

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[cbr310]

If all goes as planned should be there around 1

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[04EDGE40]

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[Old Smokey]

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Who are those Bums?

[droy1958]

So is it worth coming down Wednesday night? Or should I just stop in Thurs early morning?

I'd say that it depends on how bad you want or need a case of the 'Red @$$' syndrome that the others will likely catch a dose of. You can laugh at them, or with them Thursday morning......

[droy1958]

Who are those Bums?

Trouble......

[jhedrick83]

Leaving for the airport now. See you bums in a few hours! Assuming I don't get dragged out of my seat...

[DogRockets]

Who are those Bums?

Left to right Jonathan Drew friend of Bums everywhere, me, Collin (04EDGE40), part of Brent's head (Horseshoe), and little Kyle in front (Demuths1770)

[DogRockets]

It is a rainy day here this morning. Gonna be a wet and wild Orgy day. Just how we like it.


Bums we have the upstairs room again so come on up, take off your pants, and light up a cigar.

[Old Smokey]

Left to right Jonathan Drew friend of Bums everywhere, me, Collin (04EDGE40), part of Brent's head (Horseshoe), and little Kyle in front (Demuths1770)

Thanks Jeremy. I thought it was the new FBI Top 5 Most Wanted Poster.😀

[restomod]

It is a rainy day here this morning. Gonna be a wet and wild Orgy day. Just how we like it.


Bums we have the upstairs room again so come on up, take off your pants, and light up a cigar.

I am about a half hour away...

[Sticky B]

I saw Guardians 2 last night, still in bed. I'll be there!

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[DogRockets]

Collin colon update. He pooped in the hotel and is now on poop two at CI.

[04EDGE40]

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z323/cllewis86/received_10158668410170437.jpeg

Here's another pic of the group with JD. If you take the bottom half of Brent's head from this picture and the top half from the first picture you can get a good idea of what he looks like!

[restomod]

http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag446/lusecannon/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20170505_113158851_zpsrrnexwp1.jpg (http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/lusecannon/media/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20170505_113158851_zpsrrnexwp1.jpg.html)

[04EDGE40]

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[DogRockets]

If all goes as planned should be there around 1

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Get yo butt here!

[DogRockets]

Collin colon update. Number 3 of number 2 has occurred. He claims its the wawa sandwich he ate at midnight.

[Old Smokey]

http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag446/lusecannon/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20170505_113158851_zpsrrnexwp1.jpg (http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/lusecannon/media/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20170505_113158851_zpsrrnexwp1.jpg.html)

It looks like everybody is poopin.

[Ciro]

By the look of the leans Jeremy must have let one loose and it's floating to his left and right. LMFAO!!

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c157/CirosD650/IMG_20170505_113158851_zpsdwtlptsd.jpg (http://s27.photobucket.com/user/CirosD650/media/IMG_20170505_113158851_zpsdwtlptsd.jpg.html)

[AlanS]

By the look of the leans Jeremy must have let one loose and it's floating to his left and right. LMFAO!!

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c157/CirosD650/IMG_20170505_113158851_zpsdwtlptsd.jpg (http://s27.photobucket.com/user/CirosD650/media/IMG_20170505_113158851_zpsdwtlptsd.jpg.html)
Might have opened a pkg from the Devil!

[penna stogey]

Epic Orgy

[droy1958]

By the look of the leans Jeremy must have let one loose and it's floating to his left and right. LMFAO!!

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c157/CirosD650/IMG_20170505_113158851_zpsdwtlptsd.jpg (http://s27.photobucket.com/user/CirosD650/media/IMG_20170505_113158851_zpsdwtlptsd.jpg.html)

It's a good look for him. He does it with class. The wife asks me why do I have to lean when I $h!T air as it's gross. I told her that it's more gross when it seeps up around the "twins".....

[Ciro]

i told her that it's more gross when it seeps up around the "twins".....

lmfao!!!

[Bernardini]

I arrived about an hour ago, and the orgy is in full swing

Below is Collin, 04EDGE40

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[DogRockets]

Delicious donuts courtesy of penna stogeyhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170505/973ef5e8d1b308d538c8a97819fd5923.jpg

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[droy1958]

I arrived about an hour ago, and the orgy is in full swing

Below is Collin, 04EDGE40

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That's a fine "chunk o' rump". Somebody needs to hit that and PM me the details.....

[jhedrick83]

What a sausage fest... if you bums can ever make it to an orgy, Do it..

[Old Smokey]

Jesse, no matter how drunk and nic sick you get, make sure to keep your undies on, stain in the back and hole in the front.

[droy1958]

Jesse, no matter how drunk and nic sick you get, make sure to keep your undies on, stain in the back and hole in the front.

And don't forget, you can always turn them inside out if you need a spare pair. Nobody will ever notice unless you're doing something crazy like going to a cigar orgy. Then you'll have a brownish target on your caboose....

[jhedrick83]

Jesse, no matter how drunk and nic sick you get, make sure to keep your undies on, stain in the back and hole in the front.

5 deep and not sick yet. There's a joke there...

[Tombstone]

Did Seth get to smoke any cigars from his bomb? OR did yoy bums releave him of the burden.

[penna stogey]

Did Seth get to smoke any cigars from his bomb? OR did yoy bums releave him of the burden.

Yes my BOTL, thank you and have fun at the main event....Make us Bums proud...

[cbr310]

I'm late to the party. But they got it covered.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170506/fa67fe2e4a71bc504eac8ec2b366d7d0.jpg

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[DogRockets]

We're all here now for the last day of the Orgy except Collin 04EDGE40. Apparently he wanted to hit the beach first.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170506/84a754abfb4f0498697c5362386cc8c5.jpg

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[cbr310]

Anyone notice DogRockets can now use tapatalk! Must of been a crazy night at the hotel!

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[restomod]

Dang looks like a lot nicer day today with the door wide open! It was great meeting all of you, sorry I couldn't make it again today to share in the epicness.

[DogRockets]

The Orgy is still going strong even though some have had to leave.

Collin colon count is currently at one but he just informed me that number two of number two is a brewing.

penna stogey Sean found the lighter in the parking lot

[04EDGE40]

Is this lvfcrook1503 or Horseshoe ?

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z323/cllewis86/P_20170506_200522.jpg

[04EDGE40]

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z323/cllewis86/P_20170506_200538.jpg

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z323/cllewis86/P_20170506_200641.jpg

Comparing...

[DogRockets]

After many, many hours here is my last cigar of the Orgy. You know what it had to be. Nothing burns like a Gurkha!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/85485069172bdc3feb4ec6a25779876f.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/23bb1d22d37b913d26bf13b4c0b98d73.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/46862ff7ec3d821b6e7fec8c562f1dcc.jpg

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[Tombstone]

Any know who Johnny Baltimore is with Drew Estate?

[04EDGE40]

Any know who Johnny Baltimore is with Drew Estate?

No idea, but that is 100% a Drew Estate name

[Old Smokey]

Any know who Johnny Baltimore is with Drew Estate?

Is he the guy named Morris Schneidlee who changed his name when he went to work for DE? Sorry, I have never heard of the guy. Which doesn't mean much.

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Dead or alive

Hmmm, felt like singing a little Bon Jovi.😳

[cbr310]

Guys that was a good time, glad I made it. Lots of cigars, laughs, and beverages. Thanks for the learning experience, it was great personally meeting each of you guys! Safe travels to all. Thx again!

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[DogRockets]

The 2017 Cigar Bum Orgy has officially ended. Goodbye CI. Until we meet again in 2018.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/3dedb316f551d168fa3485c5cceeebf3.jpg

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[penna stogey]

Epic Orgy, thank you everyone who attended 2017 CBO...Had a blast meeting the Bums, smoking, eating, drinking and more cigars, more listening to Sean the Evans...Cigars, more Sean....such a renaissance man......and thank you Collins for showing the guns....you know you wanted too.....HooYah

Do not forget your challenge coin next CBO....just saying!!!

[Nature]

The 2017 Cigar Bum Orgy has officially ended. Goodbye CI. Until we meet again in 2018.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/3dedb316f551d168fa3485c5cceeebf3.jpg

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Thanks for the updates! Looks like it was a hoot. I 'm still disappointed I wasn't able to attend. Could this be an annual migration of Bums?

AND, DogRockets learned to post his own pictures with Tapatalk; success! Looking forward to more pics on here from the Gurkha master.

[DogRockets]

Thanks for the updates! Looks like it was a hoot. I 'm still disappointed I wasn't able to attend. Could this be an annual migration of Bums?

AND, DogRockets learned to post his own pictures with Tapatalk; success! Looking forward to more pics on here from the Gurkha master.

You bet your beak this is now officially an annual event. Plans for the 2018 Orgy are already underway. Make sure your late April and early May are blocked off accordingly.

And yes, my tapatalk skillz are legendary. Mad propz to my main man Bernardini for the lessons. Let the Gurkha pictures commence!

[Emperor Zurg]

Collin colon update. Number 3 of number 2 has occurred. He claims its the wawa sandwich he ate at midnight.

He's like a gift that keeps on giving

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[penna stogey]

Guys that was a good time, glad I made it. Lots of cigars, laughs, and beverages. Thanks for the learning experience, it was great personally meeting each of you guys! Safe travels to all. Thx again!

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You didn't have your penguin game face on...Dammit bum.

[cbr310]

You didn't have your penguin game face on...Dammit bum.
Lol Only bad part of the weekend.

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[cbr310]

You Indiana boys make it home yet?

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[droy1958]

We're all here now for the last day of the Orgy except Collin 04EDGE40. Apparently he wanted to hit the beach first.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170506/84a754abfb4f0498697c5362386cc8c5.jpg

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I'm sure he was a hit, or was hit on. Sporting a crotch like that, one has responsibilities to the human race to spread it around.....

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Anyone notice DogRockets can now use tapatalk! Must of been a crazy night at the hotel!

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He can also use tapacaboose.....

[droy1958]

Is he the guy named Morris Schneidlee who changed his name when he went to work for DE? Sorry, I have never heard of the guy. Which doesn't mean much.

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Dead or alive

Hmmm, felt like singing a little Bon Jovi.😳

I'm a chink, on a rickshaw I ride
And I'm wanted between girls thighs
Between girls thighs.....😁

[DogRockets]

You Indiana boys make it home yet?

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We made it home just after 5 today. It's a long drive but well worth it!

[cbr310]

Good to hear everones safe. Was a blast fellas, thank you for everything!

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[Old Smokey]

I'm a chink, on a rickshaw I ride
And I'm wanted between girls thighs
Between girls thighs.....😁

Damn son, that sounded real good! 👍👍

[jhedrick83]

Epic Orgy, thank you everyone who attended 2017 CBO...Had a blast meeting the Bums, smoking, eating, drinking and more cigars, more listening to Sean the Evans...Cigars, more Sean....such a renaissance man......and thank you Collins for showing the guns....you know you wanted too.....HooYah

Do not forget your challenge coin next CBO....just saying!!!

Sean is a National Treasure. He needs to teach us all how to possess naps.

This honestly was one of the best weekends I've had in a while. I said it before and I'll say it again, if you can get to the Orgy, you have to do it. @04Edge04 think about what it would take for you to wear a customized shirt next year and we can get it together.

I didn't get a challenge coin (just saying so there's proof next year when I show up without one!) However, since Collin refused to earn his challenge coin or appreciate those who sacrificed for his country, I'll just take his next year. ;)

[TreySC]

Looked like a blast again! Hopefully next year there won't be baseball that weekend, or at least I won't be head coach and can miss a game.

[droy1958]

Damn son, that sounded real good! ����

Word......

[allusred]

Damn son, that sounded real good! 👍👍


A testimonial to the thermal efficiency effected solely via a steady diet of Frogs Legs.

Note. A non racist comment referencing the value gained from consumption of amphibian bipedal power, not denigrating the French.

[Old Smokey]

A testimonial to the thermal efficiency effected solely via a steady diet of Frogs Legs.

Note. A non racist comment referencing the value gained from consumption of amphibian bipedal power, not denigrating the French.

Bob, sounds like you ran a study for the U.S. Government. $50M well spent sir!

[droy1958]

A testimonial to the thermal efficiency effected solely via a steady diet of Frogs Legs.

Note. A non racist comment referencing the value gained from consumption of amphibian bipedal power, not denigrating the French.

Errrrrr.....we French are denigrated or degenerate or sumptin' like that, not to mention what the frogs are going through. It's a b!tch making little crutches for the fella's, plus having to deal with Kermit tweeting all the time.......

[Old Smokey]

Errrrrr.....we French are denigrated or degenerate or sumptin' like that, not to mention what the frogs are going through. It's a b!tch making little crutches for the fella's, plus having to deal with Kermit tweeting all the time.......

I'm smellin what your spellin bro. Right Arm! Viva La France!

[droy1958]

I'm smellin what your spellin bro. Right Arm!

It has to be a right arm as I'm eating the left one. I'm starting a bidness making one armed wheelchairs for the frogs....

[Old Smokey]

It has to be a right arm as I'm eating the left one. I'm starting a bidness making one armed wheelchairs for the frogs....

Get a govt grant and do a study. That what Bob did! WWBD (what would Bob do?). Bro

[droy1958]

Get a govt grant and do a study. That what Bob did!

Yessir, and being a minority I'll have a fat wallet trying to find out why the poor frogs are limpin' about. I reckon' a 12 year study ought to get me a inconclusive study that needs at least 10 more years funding......

[Old Smokey]

Yessir, and being a minority I'll have a fat wallet trying to find out why the poor frogs are limpin' about. I reckon' a 12 year study ought to get me a inconclusive study that needs at least 10 more years funding......

I see a premiere spot in the Smithsonian for you sir. And what hell, we will throw in N.
Korea too!

"The Art of the Deal." Bro!

[droy1958]

I see a premiere spot in the Smithsonian for you sir. And what hell, we will throw in N.
Korea too!

"The Art of the Deal." Bro!

Sheeeeet........I'm in.....

[allusred]

Errrrrr.....we French are denigrated or degenerate or sumptin' like that, not to mention what the frogs are going through. It's a b!tch making little crutches for the fella's, plus having to deal with Kermit tweeting all the time.......

Wal......Droy.
Found a lil bit ov releventual resarch from Dr. Xue Ming on th subjeck awr Frogs.
Wot sheds sum light on th plite aw th Frogs.
Ri har i are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWMNjnjXKoY

[allusred]

Yessir, and being a minority I'll have a fat wallet trying to find out why the poor frogs are limpin' about. I reckon' a 12 year study ought to get me a inconclusive study that needs at least 10 more years funding......

Dad gumboot hit din knows y'all wuz wun aw Dr. Xue Ming's rescraurchars.

[allusred]

Errrrrr.....we French are denigrated or degenerate or sumptin' like that, not to mention what the frogs are going through. It's a b!tch making little crutches for the fella's, plus having to deal with Kermit tweeting all the time.......

Jus fer a momentally thar thot yor wer referrin ta Smookin Monkey's
http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q571/alluspogo/275b48bb49da4fac98cc40ca34829862fb9849ceee02dbdf8a f4bb085f111727_zpstezqsk6w.jpg
Sweet & Shy lil Girkfriend
http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q571/alluspogo/1000_zpskq9infpp.jpg
Twirl Twiirk....twitch...awww ya knos wot ah mite be lak talken

[allusred]

It has to be a right arm as I'm eating the left one. I'm starting a bidness making one armed wheelchairs for the frogs....

You might want to request a copy of Dr. Hue Ming's research paper dealing with the stress the legless Frogs have to deal with.
She does have high, well kind of high, hope that while at the Hoppety Wellness Center where a dedicated researcher, one Geo Bowman has been fitting the Hindi-caped Frogs with his* Patient Applied For....Celadion Green Waterproof Dual Mini Pogo Sticks.*

Wotcher Smokin these rear times Droy?

Edit: Mite mean ter say Drear Times...

[allusred]

Sheeeeet........I'm in.....

We wuz (Thet's wurth repeatetin) We Wuz...Mah Grounhawg & Me jes sippin slightly, Grounhawg happened to glance at the Compuker screen ...thot yah writ yah were' Shut in", said we'd best hav nother drank er tew den mount up a reskew heffert to tree, er... free ya.
Wunct we dun enpteed a glass each tookened a mite kloser see a thet screen...sees theys kno need a reskew y'all nohow atall.
So wes gone fahr hup sum Ceegars, jes soon th Jug's emptier.
Hope ta hare how y'all got ouch thet white jacket wi the wrap a roun sleeves.

[penna stogey]

You Indiana boys make it home yet?

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Matt, you should have wore those Penguin tighty whities when Sean the Evans told you....Coming down the wire.....Stay focus bum..Good luck.

[Bernardini]

I had a blast meeting all of you guys at the Orgy. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. If this happens again next year, I am definitely coming up Thursday night and staying longer. Pissed I had to leave and miss out on the Cinco de Seis Cucumber Drink that Sean couldn't pronounce.

I especially enjoyed meeting WNYTONY, who took the time to make the short drive down from Western New Yo.., oh wait, he did not make it.:poke: Wasn't this grandchild number four? Seen one you seen them all, should have been there :greengrin:

What a fun time, can't wait to do it again.

[DogRockets]

I had a blast meeting all of you guys at the Orgy. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. If this happens again next year, I am definitely coming up Thursday night and staying longer. Pissed I had to leave and miss out on the Cinco de Seis Cucumber Drink that Sean couldn't pronounce.

I especially enjoyed meeting WNYTONY, who took the time to make the short drive down from Western New Yo.., oh wait, he did not make it.:poke: Wasn't this grandchild number four? Seen one you seen them all, should have been there :greengrin:

What a fun time, can't wait to do it again.

It IS happening again in 2018. Don't let your heart be troubled.

And I'm sure WNYTONY will find another reason to miss out as well

[droy1958]

You might want to request a copy of Dr. Hue Ming's research paper dealing with the stress the legless Frogs have to deal with.
She does have high, well kind of high, hope that while at the Hoppety Wellness Center where a dedicated researcher, one Geo Bowman has been fitting the Hindi-caped Frogs with his* Patient Applied For....Celadion Green Waterproof Dual Mini Pogo Sticks.*

Wotcher Smokin these rear times Droy?

Edit: Mite mean ter say Drear Times...

A Headley....

[droy1958]

You might want to request a copy of Dr. Hue Ming's research paper dealing with the stress the legless Frogs have to deal with.
She does have high, well kind of high, hope that while at the Hoppety Wellness Center where a dedicated researcher, one Geo Bowman has been fitting the Hindi-caped Frogs with his* Patient Applied For....Celadion Green Waterproof Dual Mini Pogo Sticks.*

Wotcher Smokin these rear times Droy?

Edit: Mite mean ter say Drear Times...

Watt ewe smoking. I reckon' ewe found thatt crack pipe again......

[projectsunfire]

I am heartbroken that I could not attend. Unfortunately life has a tendency to F up your plans when you least expect it. I will absolutely make the trip next year.

[WNYTONY]

I had a blast meeting all of you guys at the Orgy. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. If this happens again next year, I am definitely coming up Thursday night and staying longer. Pissed I had to leave and miss out on the Cinco de Seis Cucumber Drink that Sean couldn't pronounce.

I especially enjoyed meeting WNYTONY, who took the time to make the short drive down from Western New Yo.., oh wait, he did not make it.:poke: Wasn't this grandchild number four? Seen one you seen them all, should have been there :greengrin:

What a fun time, can't wait to do it again.

Love you too Andy - wish I could have been there so you could have helped me with my math skills :poke:
I really didn't mean it when I told jhedrick83 to kick you in the nuts for me (but I kinda hope he took me seriously)



It IS happening again in 2018. Don't let your heart be troubled.

And I'm sure WNYTONY will find another reason to miss out as well

I'll start working on it now so I am prepared with something new when the time comes.


#No Regrets

[Nature]

Pennsylvania law-makers got wind of, or were down wind of the Bum's Orgy activities and are trying to prevent it from happening again.
PENNSYLVANIA BILL WOULD BAN SMOKING IN CIGAR STORES (http://halfwheel.com/pennsylvania-bill-ban-smoking-cigar-stores-bars-casinos/149205)

[Emperor Zurg]

Pennsylvania law-makers got wind of, or were down wind of the Bum's Orgy activities and are trying to prevent it from happening again.
PENNSYLVANIA BILL WOULD BAN SMOKING IN CIGAR STORES (http://halfwheel.com/pennsylvania-bill-ban-smoking-cigar-stores-bars-casinos/149205)

I just love this line...
"H.B. 1309 would still allow for smoking in private homes, though it would remove exemptions for the following places..."

Oh gee, uncle sam would STILL ALLOW me to smoke in my own home! How mightily white of him!! I just can't seem to find the words to express my gratitude at being 'allowed' to smoke in my OWN HOME!! ...and without even having to apply for a permit to do so?!?

[jhedrick83]

Pennsylvania law-makers got wind of, or were down wind of the Bum's Orgy activities and are trying to prevent it from happening again.
PENNSYLVANIA BILL WOULD BAN SMOKING IN CIGAR STORES (http://halfwheel.com/pennsylvania-bill-ban-smoking-cigar-stores-bars-casinos/149205)

The state was disappointed by the lack of deep v-neck shirts.

[cbr310]

Firing up this bad dude, time to celebrate a awesome win! Let's go Pens!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170511/fb8a744851ceb955b802181e4be71971.jpg

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[Bernardini]

Firing up this bad dude, time to celebrate a awesome win! Let's go Pens!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170511/fb8a744851ceb955b802181e4be71971.jpg

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Congrats Matt. Caps shit the bed as always, their effort in the third was awful as the Pens took it to them. Caps almost looked as bad as the Rangers...


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[cbr310]

Wow. I can relax for a few days, about had the big 1! Btw. Forgot to add thanks Bernardini for the stick!

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[Bernardini]

Wow. I can relax for a few days, about had the big 1! Btw. Forgot to add thanks Bernardini for the stick!

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Believe that one came from jhedrick83, but I'll take the credit!


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[cbr310]

Oh. I lost track thanks Jessie!

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[penna stogey]

Matt, congrats, told you to wear those Penguin panties for the win....Noice.

[jhedrick83]

Oh. I lost track thanks Jessie!

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I hope you enjoyed it! If you didn't like it, it came from Bernardini.

[penna stogey]

What, no exclusive reporting from Mr B Williams? What happened in CBO stays at Hamburg. Noice.

[allusred]

What, no exclusive reporting from Mr B Williams? What happened in CBO stays at Hamburg. Noice.

His ploy worked, knowing that if recognized he would be the center of attention and he wouldn't be able to observe the "Sheep" as they ran to and fro. Brian Williams went undercover, let the companions distract those of that persauasion.
Not a single person sptted Kelly Ann ....She's the one nearest the camera on the left wearing the black wig, getting some hands on time with B.W.
http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q571/alluspogo/C5d9m42WMAAoYxv_zpsyid6zerv.jpg

[penna stogey]

Firing up this bad dude, time to celebrate a awesome win! Let's go Pens!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170511/fb8a744851ceb955b802181e4be71971.jpg

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Well done Matt....Smokem up buddy. Enjoy.

[penna stogey]

I miss you ORGY BUMS...

[jhedrick83]

I miss you ORGY BUMS...

No joke.

[jhedrick83]

My wife is going out of town for her birthday and I'm home alone with the boy from tomorrow through sunday. While helping her pack, she just said to me "you know, if you want to go to the Cigar Festival next year I'm totally cool with it" Looks like I'm in for next year boys!! :stogie:

To any of you who haven't been before. You need to try and go. It's exceptional.

[DogRockets]

My wife is going out of town for her birthday and I'm home alone with the boy from tomorrow through sunday. While helping her pack, she just said to me "you know, if you want to go to the Cigar Festival next year I'm totally cool with it" Looks like I'm in for next year boys!! :stogie:

To any of you who haven't been before. You need to try and go. It's exceptional.

Yes yes yes yes yes!!!!! Orgy Orgy Orgy!

[Cigarer]

Well travel expenses obviously being a big variable, so excluding that, how much of a cost is it roughly? I've dabbled with the idea, but just curious as to how it would be money wise

[DogRockets]

Well travel expenses obviously being a big variable, so excluding that, how much of a cost is it roughly? I've dabbled with the idea, but just curious as to how it would be money wise
Literally as much or as little as you want.

We smoke at Cigars International Hamburg store, so that's free. Just whatever food, drinks, and cigars that you want to buy when you're there. It seems the drink budget is the one that tends to get people in trouble sometimes.

[jhedrick83]

Well travel expenses obviously being a big variable, so excluding that, how much of a cost is it roughly? I've dabbled with the idea, but just curious as to how it would be money wise

My hotel room was $85 a night and I had two queen beds. So if you can split a room with someone, you may be looking at $40-50 a night. I didn't go to the events, so no cost there. I brought all my cigars, so no cost there. Just drinks and food were the only other costs beyond travel.

DogRockets Correct me if I am wrong but the dates come out at the start of the year, right?

Do it! It's so much fun! It's 7 months away and I'm ready for it!