So......this happened last night

[DogRockets]

I've discovered the joys of smoking a cigar in my underwear lately. While I haven't ventured into full on naked and most likely won't, I am really digging this smoking in the underwear feeling. It's awesome! (note: I ash the cigar much more frequently now than before, because, you know)

My wife and I put the kids to bed and I grabbed a Tat Pudgy Jason last night and we walked out back. I live in a subdivision, in a city. I have a three season room off the back of the house where I smoke most nights. I have neighbors on each side and while we're aren't on top of each other, the houses are close enough you can see each other's back yards pretty clearly.

Well, as soon as I stepped outside last night I dropped my pants. Little did I know that my female neighbor was grilling on her back porch (at 8:15 at night!) and I'm 99% sure she saw me take off my pants. She got wide eyed at the sight of my bulging bulge. My wife was mortified.

This will not stop me from smoking in my underwear, but it will make me look twice before I peel off the threads next time.

Thought you'd all enjoy.

[Emperor Zurg]

No need to post pics... no, no need at all...

[BrianWilliams]

It sounds like last night's Big Story was in DogRockets ' pants

[Emperor Zurg]

Actually, you could post a pic of your neighbor if she's hawt :p ...but most women aren't very attractive when they're terrified... http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae231/E-Zurg/ahhh_zpsdb9cf18f.gif

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[Hardheaded]

She was probably just shocked that you wore the same underwear she did.

[jhedrick83]

A whole new meaning to being a "Pillar" in the community.

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[Scott W.]

and smoking a "pudgy" Jason? How ironic

[Chad Vegas]

You did the right thing. Anyone who is grilling at 8pm needs to be put in their place. Next time you need a theme song blasting when you take off your pants!

[jhedrick83]

Next time you need a theme song blasting when you take off your pants!

Chad makes a good point. DogRockets may I suggest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU0Ypufo6BM

Side note: I've never seen the video for that song before. WTF?! :loco:

[UncleFesterESQ]

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[Nature]

Perhaps the neighbor will return the favor and de-robe to her bra and panties for you next time she grills.
Chad Vegas, what exactly is the problem with grilling after 8pm?

[Old Smokey]

I am sure you made an impression on the neighbor. D O G workin the hood for a Ménage a trois with his neighbor while cranking some Slim Whitman on his porch in his underwear. Just sounds wrong however you spin it.

[Bruck]

Was the bulge in front or back?

[Old Smokey]

Was the bulge in front or back?

I think Jeremy has said before that he always puts the potato in the back of his speedo.

[WNYTONY]

You know - I just saw this great post in another thread Mr. Rockets......... perhaps this will help with your situation


Cigar Underwear, Cigar Panties, Underwear for Men/Women - CafePress (http://www.cafepress.com/+cigar+underwear-panties)

[cheaphumidors]

When you are caught, the only thing to do is own it. You should have walked over and offered her a cigar!

[allusred]

When you are caught, the only thing to do is own it. You should have walked over and offered her a cigar!

Already unnerved she might have started screaming if he pulled it out.

[Demuths1770]

I think Jeremy has said before that he always puts the potato in the back of his speedo.

Speedo??!!! Hell when we all went to cigarfest jimmy and i went up to there room to get them together for breakfast and in Jeremys bed there was a pink thong and cheetah print boy shorts in his bed but no women around............ so either two girls where going commando that day or jeremy was having a hard time picking his underware

[stonecutter2]

lol this is great.

[Old Smokey]

Speedo??!!! Hell when we all went to cigarfest jimmy and i went up to there room to get them together for breakfast and in Jeremys bed there was a pink thong and cheetah print boy shorts in his bed but no women around............ so either two girls where going commando that day or jeremy was having a hard time picking his underware

So, you are saying he was caught raiding his own panty drawer? Interesting!

[FidelCastro]

Smoking in ones underwear is guaranteed under the 2nd amendment I think. I could be wrong unless you don't think that what's in your underwear isn't a weapon. I know mine is.

[cbr310]

Chad makes a good point. DogRockets may I suggest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU0Ypufo6BM

Side note: I've never seen the video for that song before. WTF?! :loco:
Wow that's funny stuff there! You might be on a slippery slope with your new addiction. In a side note, anyone else watch this video to the end just to see what the hell was next?

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[GWBowman]

So, umm, she saw your Robusto?

[FidelCastro]

Gotta be better than having a petite.

[DogRockets]

So, umm, she saw your Robusto?

Are you familiar with the A size? More like that but with a bigger ring gauge!

[Old Smokey]

Smoking in ones underwear is guaranteed under the 2nd amendment I think. I could be wrong unless you don't think that what's in your underwear isn't a weapon. I know mine is.

2nd Amendment is the right to keep and bear arms. I think Jeremy is talking about something closer to the size of a thumb rather than an arm.😀

[Chad Vegas]

I got nothing against grilling at any hour. However, it's only wrong when they use it as an excuse to be nosey. I've had some neighbors who were complete creeps in the past, but I'm even weirder. So anyone who is looking in my yard at night can expect to see some form of debauchery with no remorse.

[penna stogey]

Was the spooked neighbor grilling any phallic meats? Hmmmm.

[droy1958]

Well this thread sure f#$%ed my meal tonight. I just tossed the potatoes and corn off the grill. Looks like just a venison back strap for me.....

[omahaorange]

2nd Amendment is the right to keep and bear arms. I think Jeremy is talking about something closer to the size of a thumb rather than an arm.😀

You are correct, the second amendment allows you to go shirtless. I think sans pants is covered by animal rights groups. You know, "Free Willy".

[Old Smokey]

You are correct, the second amendment allows you to go shirtless. I think sans pants is covered by animal rights groups. You know, "Free Willy".

In some circumstances I agree, but I think in this case it's more of a Willy Wonka. We can agree to disagree. 😀👍

[omahaorange]

In some circumstances I agree, but I think in this case it's more of a Willy Wonka. We can agree to disagree. 😀👍

Or perhaps, Wee Willie Winkie? :)