Have you ever smoke a cigar while being naked?

[DogRockets]

Time for a famous DogRockets poll! The title says it all. Have you ever smoked a cigar while being completely naked? My wife and kids are gone for a few days and I have no idea why this idea popped into my head.

So, let's discuss and vote.

[jhedrick83]

I've really missed these. God bless you, Jeremy.

To answer the question, no I have not. I contemplated it once but decided not to due to the concern of dropping a hot ash on the Netherlands.

[allusred]

Time for a famous DogRockets poll! The title says it all. Have you ever smoked a cigar while being completely naked? My wife and kids are gone for a few days and I have no idea why this idea popped into my head.

So, let's discuss and vote.


"I have no idea why this idea popped into my head".

Weren't there an explanashun of why thet happens writ by some old timer name of Ari Stogie' bout how "Nature abhors a vacumn?

[allusred]

I've really missed these. God bless you, Jeremy.

To answer the question, no I have not. I contemplated it once but decided not to due to the concern of dropping a hot ash on the Netherlands.

Oddly, I too have missed these Polls, figured a cure had been found, alas not the case.

[c.ortiz108]

Wait - some people smoke wearing clothes?? :loco:

[Emperor Zurg]

I tremble to visit this thread for fear some of you pervs may feel the needs to post selfies as proof... this being largely a sausagefest of a forum... :p

[Old Smokey]

No. And I just checked an it's not on the bucket list.

Jeremy, when you do it, you can't cheat and wear a sock. We would have to have another poll to see if the tuck would be allowed.😂😂

[Tobias Lutz]

Do you mean smoke a cigar or smoke a cigar? I'm confused.

http://thefunpic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/the-funny-picture-let-your-dirty-mind-wander-with-these-unintentionally-provocative-comics-30-photos.jpg

[thechasm442]

Nope. I smoke when I drink and I get sloppy. No burns on my weenie please!

[c.ortiz108]

Do you mean smoke a cigar or smoke a cigar? I'm confused.

http://thefunpic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/the-funny-picture-let-your-dirty-mind-wander-with-these-unintentionally-provocative-comics-30-photos.jpg

:rofl:

[allusred]

Quote from original Post by Jeremy..." I have no idea why this idea popped into my head."
I offered this in hope he'd understand how and why that idea *popped* into his head.
[Weren't there an explanashun of why thet happens writ by some old timer name of Ari Stogie' bout how "Nature abhors a vacumn?]
However I should have checked to be sure I had the right person who said that Nature abhors a vacumn.
Seems I had mixed up Ari Stogie with the much better known Artie Dottle.
Yet seems he was not the author of that Nature abhors a vacumn saying.
The fella who is credited with that saying is some obscure (Nobody) named Aristotle.
Yeah, never heard of that Aristotle fella, reckon he stole the " Nature abhors a vacumn" bit from some one else.

Still...it is a likely explanation for why that idea Popped into His Excellency Sir Dog Rockets head.

Nature abhors a vacumn.

[DogRockets]

We have one yes vote so far. Who is this zen master of cigar smoking?

[Hardheaded]

We have one yes vote so far. Who is this zen master of cigar smoking?

Guilty!

[Cardinal]

Poll needs, "Haven't tried it...yet," option. Thanks for the idea.


Guilty!

LOL, was it liberating or what? :confused2:

[DogRockets]

Guilty!


LOL, was it liberating or what? :confused2:

Yes, please elaborate!

[cheaphumidors]

It looks to me like a lot of people here need to live a little bit... I get it, accidental ashing is a scary thing... ash more often and don't do it on a windy night you bunch of babies

[Hardheaded]

Yes, please elaborate!

I guess? It was in my old house. We went up to bed, could not sleep so I decided to have a cigar instead. I usually sleep in the buff unless it's winter, so I just decided against putting pants on to walk over to my smoking room for a cigar and a movie.

[Hardheaded]

It looks to me like a lot of people here need to live a little bit... I get it, accidental ashing is a scary thing... ash more often and don't do it on a windy night you bunch of babies

At least i'm not the only one anymore.

[Demuths1770]

cant say i have ever really thought about this as most of the times i smoke at a lounge or when the neighbors are up and about

[BlueDevil07]

Do you mean smoke a cigar or smoke a cigar? I'm confused.

http://thefunpic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/the-funny-picture-let-your-dirty-mind-wander-with-these-unintentionally-provocative-comics-30-photos.jpg
Oh my.
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[Sticky B]

Not yet

[cheaphumidors]

At least i'm not the only one anymore.

Nope, I think some people are just not willing to admit it :)

[AlanS]

Try a cigarillo you dont want to make your little purple friend jealous!

[TreySC]

Never really thought about it. But now that you mentioned it I may have to try some late night in the garage by myself

[Bruck]

I voted no.

But, in the interest of full disclosure, I did have to think about it a minute.

[Ilroy]

I had to vote no since cigars were specified...back when I used to smoke cigarettes, my first one of the morning was always out on the back porch nekkid, since that's the way I always sleep anyway. No sense in throwing on a pair of pants just to take them off again for a shower after my ciggy.

[AlanS]

DogRockets you'll have to come to Portland next year with your bike. I only smoke at the bar or outside, and while I could probably get away with smoking in the buff have never tried it. But the naked bike ride would be great, lets have a Bum's section. Now I just have to figure out how keep my junk out of the sprockets!

[Lynn]

the answer would be YES....How many times?????? couldnt say for sure

in the hot springs logs
at sunset beach----a lot more beaches
timothy lake
mt St Helen's and in spirit lake
lookout point
Clackamas river an park
Mt Hood
lots of lakes an rivers
N Seattle canal
Hell's canyon

this list is so long, am I the only BUM with a rounded education??????
oh for the OLD DAY's when a fella could get educated...

[Old Smokey]

Lynn Erecting statues across the globe! I went fishin this morning and caught 5 catfish. Now to get my wife check me for ticks.

[Lynn]

Lynn Erecting statues across the globe! I went fishin this morning and caught 5 catfish. Now to get my wife check me for ticks.

hot an muggy here...but I sat on the bridge this morn a when I got home @Her found 2 ticks on me, dont like the buggers, have fun checkin I did

[Hermit]

Often :D

[Chad Vegas]

Never really thought about it. But now that you mentioned it I may have to try some late night in the garage by myself

Screw the garage, on the porch broad daylight blasting heavy metal is the only patriotic way to do it!

And yes I have smoked naked before, & it's also the reason why I started shaving my pubes.

[Usafvet509]

Jeremy, you have some of the craziest ideas for polls. Lol.... OK, so, yes, just now as a matter of fact, with Heather Mrsusafvet509, in the garage. She has an LGC Wavell and coke, me an LGC Serie RF #00 and Even More Jesus, by Evil Twin Brewing. Thanks for the inspiration lol

[Usafvet509]

Pot calling the kettle black at this point, but I'll leave this here....
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[DogRockets]

Jeremy, you have some of the craziest ideas for polls. Lol.... OK, so, yes, just now as a matter of fact, with Heather Mrsusafvet509, in the garage. She has an LGC Wavell and coke, me an LGC Serie RF #00 and Even More Jesus, by Evil Twin Brewing. Thanks for the inspiration lol

Wait, you two were smoking naked when you posted this? That's awesome!

[Old Smokey]

I hope this doesn't carry over into the "Post a pic of yourself smoking a cigar" thread. That could get ugly real quick.

[Emperor Zurg]

I hope this doesn't carry over into the "Post a pic of yourself smoking a cigar" thread. That could get ugly real quick.

This can only mean we need to recruit MOAR babes to the forum...

[AlanS]

Lostmason you still running around in the buff, come on fess up?

[T.E.Fox]

No I haven't.

That isn't to say that if I lived/stayed at a place with enough isolation and decent weather that I wouldn't. Just have to keep saving for my thorough tree change one day haha.

The other worry I have is that should a stray ember make its way to my bodice the matting of fur I have managed to grow would ignite like a wildfire - at least my stogie won't go out, eh.

[droy1958]

No I haven't.

That isn't to say that if I lived/stayed at a place with enough isolation and decent weather that I wouldn't. Just have to keep saving for my thorough tree change one day haha.

The other worry I have is that should a stray ember make its way to my bodice the matting of fur I have managed to grow would ignite like a wildfire - at least my stogie won't go out, eh.

Puts a whole new look on the phrase "lap dance".....

[DogRockets]

So has anyone smoked naked since seeing this poll/thread? Has it inspired anyone to disrobe and light up?

[Hardheaded]

So has anyone smoked naked since seeing this poll/thread? Has it inspired anyone to disrobe and light up?

No, but who knows. Maybe I will on my brithday.

[DogRockets]

No, but who knows. Maybe I will on my brithday.

It's only appropriate. Wear your birthday suit on your birthday.

[Hardheaded]

It's only appropriate. Wear your birthday suit on your birthday.

Too bad I don't have one of those Lost and Found Skin Suit cigars to complete everything. You know, a skin suit in my birthday suit.

Actually, on second thought that sounds a bit wierd.

[DogRockets]

Too bad I don't have one of those Lost and Found Skin Suit cigars to complete everything. You know, a skin suit in my birthday suit.

Actually, on second thought that sounds a bit wierd.

May I suggest an Asylum 13 80x8 Gordo size? An impressive 8 inch, 80 ring gauge cigar. You can compare your...um...you know...to that thing and see how they match up size wise to each other.

[jhedrick83]

Too bad I don't have one of those Lost and Found Skin Suit cigars to complete everything. You know, a skin suit in my birthday suit.

Actually, on second thought that sounds a bit wierd.

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[Hardheaded]

http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a523/jhedrick1983/Untitled-1_zpsd5vjjldf.jpg

I wanted one to smoke, not wear. If I don't support them how else will they manage to rebrand old stock with oddball names and sell it at inflated prices?

[Lynn]

So has anyone smoked naked since seeing this poll/thread? Has it inspired anyone to disrobe and light up?

ya want pic's?????.....bein in the tully weeds an the dingle berries I do not the need to encumber myself at night while star gazin....

[FireTom]

ya want pic's?????.....bein in the tully weeds an the dingle berries I do not the need to encumber myself at night while star gazin....

NO!:devilspin:

[Old Smokey]

ya want pic's?????.....bein in the tully weeds an the dingle berries I do not the need to encumber myself at night while star gazin....

Harvey, please DON'T post a pic of you encumbering yourself.

[projectsunfire]

Back in the Northeast...smoking naked in the hot tub in the middle of winter was a real thing that I truly cherished.

[droy1958]

ya want pic's?????.....bein in the tully weeds an the dingle berries I do not the need to encumber myself at night while star gazin....

If you post a picture of you trying to encumber your lumber, I'm signing up on the sewing forum....

[Lynn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB4zLYKnawA

"WHAT" "WHATS WRONG" WHAT YA EXPECT???????

[FidelCastro]

Guess I won't even tell you what I use to hold my cigar in place.

[droy1958]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB4zLYKnawA

"WHAT" "WHATS WRONG" WHAT YA EXPECT???????

Errrrr... not sure if that's supposed to be a video on how to "hot box" a cigar, or supposed to be a hot box. It does remind me of the wifey 20 sumptin' years ago when she smoked my "home rolled secret cigar blend".....

[Tobias Lutz]

Well, I am now convinced that there are at least 11 individuals on this forum who are more interesting than I.

[Hardheaded]

Well, I am now convinced that there are at least 11 individuals on this forum who are more interesting than I.

Nah. You are probably more interesting. I just live in the middle of nowhere and don't have children.

[Hermit]

Too hot to wear clothes. :seg:
Luckily I have a couple of private patio areas.

[GWBowman]

I was immediately reminded of the old joke:

"Do you smoke after sex?"

"Don't know, I never checked."

[Lynn]

I was immediately reminded of the old joke:

"Do you smoke after sex?"

"Don't know, I never checked."


if she starts smokin
change position

[Engineer99]

Heathens!!! All of you!!

I don't even shower naked....