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rodwha
06-09-2016, 02:40 PM
Took the kiddo to the park and brought a Nica Libre to hold me over for an hour of kid madness. I torched the foot and ran out of fuel! Doh!!!

Guess I should keep matches just in case...

Emperor Zurg
06-09-2016, 02:54 PM
Sounds like you need to carry a magnifying glass in your back pocket.

That or doesn't your hooptie at least have a lighter? The old bombs I drive all still have lighters, though I almost never use them.

allusred
06-09-2016, 03:08 PM
Took the kiddo to the park and brought a Nica Libre to hold me over for an hour of kid madness. I torched the foot and ran out of fuel! Doh!!!

Guess I should keep matches just in case...

Yup,Leave the Grey Poupon at home.

But Blue Diamond matches, Ronson or Bic lighter in the glove compartment.

rodwha
06-09-2016, 09:51 PM
Sounds like you need to carry a magnifying glass in your back pocket.

That or doesn't your hooptie at least have a lighter? The old bombs I drive all still have lighters, though I almost never use them.

Actually it doesn't. I don't smoke in the truck as SWMBO has asthma and is allergic to just breathing even.

Old Smokey
06-09-2016, 09:58 PM
Actually it doesn't. I don't smoke in the truck as SWMBO has asthma and is allergic to just breathing even.

Dude, that would really suck to be allergic to breathing.

rodwha
06-09-2016, 10:58 PM
This chic is allergic to beef. BEEF! She deals with the reprocussions from time to time.

But she is allergic to quite a bit.

Chad Vegas
06-10-2016, 10:30 AM
That's when you have to swallow your pride & ask for a light from the male hipsters smoking cigarettes that are bitching about why their parents won't give them $200 for a vintage pair of women's pants.

rodwha
06-10-2016, 10:48 AM
That's when you have to swallow your pride & ask for a light from the male hipsters smoking cigarettes that are bitching about why their parents won't give them $200 for a vintage pair of women's pants.


Too funny!

Unfortunately, despite being around noon, we were the only ones at the park. I was hoping someone would show up smoking a cigarette. I don't have much pride so it's easily swallowed for a moment!

Emperor Zurg
06-10-2016, 10:49 AM
Those hipsters are only smoking because it isn't cool...

droy1958
06-10-2016, 06:40 PM
Took the kiddo to the park and brought a Nica Libre to hold me over for an hour of kid madness. I torched the foot and ran out of fuel! Doh!!!

Guess I should keep matches just in case...

You should've called, as according to the wifey, I always have spare gas available and would've been happy to give you some fuel....

rodwha
06-10-2016, 07:35 PM
You should've called, as according to the wifey, I always have spare gas available and would've been happy to give you some fuel....

Now I know. There's always beer for your efforts around here, though we typically keep a nice stash of various wines and liquors if that's your fancy.

Oh, I'll need your number for future reference...

droy1958
06-10-2016, 07:38 PM
now i know. There's always beer for your efforts around here, though we typically keep a nice stash of various wines and liquors if that's your fancy.

Oh, i'll need your number for future reference...

br549.....😁

Old Smokey
06-10-2016, 08:05 PM
br549.....😁

heehaw!

droy1958
06-10-2016, 08:09 PM
heehaw!

Hee hee haw haw......

Bruck
06-11-2016, 07:41 PM
A buddy and I were hunting one fine sunny day last year during black powder season, and he wanted to smoke a pipe after lunch. Neither of us brought a lighter or matches (I was just indulging in chaw myself). But then I remembered I had a magnifying glass attached to my compass. So... we gathered up a bunch of dry grass and twigs, emptied a powder charge into the middle of it, and ignited it with the glass. Got a little fire going, problem solved!