Avocado Cigars as a Gift!

[Horseshoe]

So DogRockets got hooked up for Christmas from his mother. He was gifted 5 beautiful Avocado Cigars. In typical DogRocket fashion he instantly talks about tossing them in the trash or pawning them off on his Father n Law. But I have a solution. Let's pull a Jeremy and leave the fate of these awesome hand rolled sticks of glory in the hands of CB!

[Lostmason]

I think he should take em out to the golf course and treat the "smokers" to suthin special.....:devil:

[jhedrick83]

With a palate that has been finely honed on Gurkas, he would be doing us a great disservice if he didn't review them.

[Horseshoe]

With a palate that has been finely honed on Gurkas, he would be doing us a great disservice if he didn't review them.

Valid point brother.

[Billb1960]

Dafuq is an avocado cigar?

http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag360/hey_blue99/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/DB9BE3E2-BE77-483F-ABE2-770AC7BC2E93_zpsoqljwcyj.jpg (http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/hey_blue99/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/DB9BE3E2-BE77-483F-ABE2-770AC7BC2E93_zpsoqljwcyj.jpg.html)

[Demuths1770]

I think he should smoke one with water and write a review on just the cigar the other 4 need to be paired with watered down Blanton's and 3 other drinks and reviews in how the pairings went

[jhedrick83]

the other 4 need to be paired with watered down Blanton's

https://media.giphy.com/media/12XMGIWtrHBl5e/giphy.gif

Don't bring Blanton's into this... Blanton's is too good to waste, I'm thinking more like pairing it with room temperature Natural Light.

[Horseshoe]

I think he should smoke one with water and write a review on just the cigar the other 4 need to be paired with watered down Blanton's and 3 other drinks and reviews in how the pairings went

I should have done a write in option! This would have been great.

[jhedrick83]

I should have done a write in option! This would have been great.

In true Jermey fashion, you can just do a supplemental poll with pairing options. We all know Jermey loves to be on as many polls as he can! ;)

[allusred]

Smoke em all in one sitting reviews as smoked pair with Old Milwaukee...first class/ top shelf all the way.

Might wean him away from Gurkhas this way.

Maybe live video?

[Horseshoe]

In true Jermey fashion, you can just do a supplemental poll with pairing options. We all know Jermey loves to be on as many polls as he can! ;)

Good point. Jeremy is in fact the king of polls.

[Horseshoe]

Not looking good for DogRockets. So what will be the paring of choice with this awesome stick Jeremy? A Margarita?

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And here is the picture Jeremy sent me this morning. http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/r689/horseshoeiu/4B7821D7-F43E-4C31-AD77-02B81B8C5047_zpszttnpwwj.jpg

[WNYTONY]

I love it Horseshoe
Excellent poll !

[Billb1960]

Not looking good for DogRockets. So what will be the paring of choice with this awesome stick Jeremy? A Margarita?

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And here is the picture Jeremy sent me this morning. http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/r689/horseshoeiu/4B7821D7-F43E-4C31-AD77-02B81B8C5047_zpszttnpwwj.jpg

What a strange looking band. What do avocados have to do with pianos?

[Horseshoe]

What a strange looking band. What do avocados have to do with pianos?

What do avocados have to do with cigars?

[Billb1960]

What do avocados have to do with cigars?

I assumed it had to do with the fact that they're candelas

[Nature]

These sound like tasty cigars! ;)

Avocado Limited Reserve (http://www.cigarsinternational.com/cigars/10707/avocado-limited-reserve/)


Green means go!

Candela madness! If you’re on the prowl for a serviceable, non-gag-inducing handmade, Avocado Ltd. might just be your cup o’ tea. Hand ’em out to freeloaders, burn one while mowing the lawn....hell, pull the wrappers off, douse with ranch dressing and enjoy a low-carb meal. At this price, you’ll feel like you’re playing with the House’s money. Mild, Dominican-made, Candela-wrapped long-filler sticks for pennies.

[FireTom]

Dafuq is an avocado cigar?

http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag360/hey_blue99/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/DB9BE3E2-BE77-483F-ABE2-770AC7BC2E93_zpsoqljwcyj.jpg (http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/hey_blue99/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/DB9BE3E2-BE77-483F-ABE2-770AC7BC2E93_zpsoqljwcyj.jpg.html)

From CI:

Green means go!

Candela madness! If you’re on the prowl for a serviceable, non-gag-inducing handmade, Avocado Ltd. might just be your cup o’ tea. Hand ’em out to freeloaders, burn one while mowing the lawn....hell, pull the wrappers off, douse with ranch dressing and enjoy a low-carb meal. At this price, you’ll feel like you’re playing with the House’s money. Mild, Dominican-made, Candela-wrapped long-filler sticks for pennies.

[droy1958]

And the review(s) are outstanding.....


Very smooth

Dec 10, 2015
“
I've been enjoying these Avocados very much they are a smooth almost like rich candy!! I recommend them highly I believe anyone who likes a smooth right to the finish cigar these are for you!!”

[FireTom]

Nature You must have posted while I was copy and pasting! Great minds think alike?

[allusred]

Knowing as we do that His Excellency Sir Dog Rockets is a perfectionist (par excellence of course) we know he shall not be noting any "meatiness" when reviewing this green veg, but mightn't he be permitted the addition of an ounce or two of sea salt to each beer imbibed along as a palette cleanser.
Five cigars,one beer each ... the last of the six pack to be enjoyed during the interview with Brian Williams?

[DogRockets]

This is ridiculous! No bum should be forced to smoke an Avocado against his will!

[AlanS]

I dont believe Ive ever had a guac wrapper, enjoy Jeremy they might replace the Monsters and Maddies as your fave. You might try one with a Taco Salad and some Tequila!

[Desertlifter]

O
Knowing as we do that His Excellency Sir Dog Rockets is a perfectionist (par excellence of course) we know he shall not be noting any "meatiness" when reviewing this green veg, but mightn't he be permitted the addition of an ounce or two of sea salt to each beer imbibed along as a palette cleanser.
Five cigars,one beer each ... the last of the six pack to be enjoyed during the interview with Brian Williams?

Don't bring me into this!

And yeah, he needs to review them. With Meister Brau.

[Hardheaded]

I'd live to see these reviewed with beer pairings. I can send some Genny Cream Ale down if he needs another one to pair those Avocados with.

[Old Smokey]

Jeremy, if you age them a few days they get a lovely Maduro appearance. Yum!

[Lostmason]

This is ridiculous! No bum should be forced to smoke an Avocado against his will!

Ahhhh,,,Poor Thing,,, Put on yer BIG BOY PANTIES and strike a match....lol,,,:devilgrin:

[T.E.Fox]

I always say smoke anything once. Not always a second time though. Light 'em up!

[Horseshoe]

In typical DogRockets fashion, he is trying to weasel his way out of smoking one of these glorious works of art. He claims since there is no "end date" the poll is not final. Typical weasel Jeremy.

[DogRockets]

In typical DogRockets fashion, he is trying to weasel his way out of smoking one of these glorious works of art. He claims since there is no "end date" the poll is not final. Typical weasel Jeremy.

If the poll doesn't close how do we ever know the results?

[jhedrick83]

If the poll doesn't close how do we ever know the results?

A mod might be able to fix that, at Brent's direction of course! :)

Does that mean you are agreeing to the poll being binding?

[GWBowman]

I don't always smoke Avocados


but when I do, I prefer Salsa Verde

[Horseshoe]

A mod might be able to fix that, at Brent's direction of course! :)

Does that mean you are agreeing to the poll being binding?

I think we can close the poll anytime today.

[Usafvet509]

Color me curious. I have seen these, and read CI's err, shining praise of an ad. DogRockets, if you are going to smoke these and review them, I offer to take the hit with you. If you will send me 2, I will review one in tandem with you.... Geez, I hope this isn't the beginning of a self-harm phase

[jhedrick83]

I think we can close the poll anytime today.

Yeah, results are pretty overwhelming. I changed it so it will close tonight.

[Demuths1770]

Color me curious. I have seen these, and read CI's err, shining praise of an ad. DogRockets, if you are going to smoke these and review them, I offer to take the hit with you. If you will send me 2, I will review one in tandem with you.... Geez, I hope this isn't the beginning of a self-harm phase

i think you would be better off to have a friend kick you in the nuts than smoke one of these. i was offered one of these sticks to smoke from DogRockets but i told him they are way way way to good for him to share lmao

[Usafvet509]

DogRockets, I cribbed for the review. I went back and read Gahdzilla's thread on Poof. Interesting. Was that you, BTW? The old Dog Rockets? That thread was from '10

[DogRockets]

DogRockets, I cribbed for the review. I went back and read Gahdzilla's thread on Poof. Interesting. Was that you, BTW? The old Dog Rockets? That thread was from '10

I was on puff under this name DogRockets. Joined in October 2014 so that wasn't me.

[Horseshoe]

i think you would be better off to have a friend kick you in the nuts than smoke one of these. i was offered one of these sticks to smoke from DogRockets but i told him they are way way way to good for him to share lmao

I can kick him in the nuts, then he can smoke the avocado to ease the pain :)

[Hardheaded]

I can kick him in the nuts, then he can smoke the avocado to ease the pain :)

Definitely need to record that as part of the video review.

[jhedrick83]

Definitely need to record that as part of the video review.

Pre-light ritual! :kicknuts:

[Horseshoe]

87.1% of Cigar Bum agrees. DogRockets needs to light up an Avocado and do a review. Now get to it Jeremy!

[jhedrick83]

Remember, room temperature sparkling water is great for keeping that palate clean. I wouldn't want you to miss out on delicate flavors!!

[Hardheaded]

Also, please make it the first cigar of the day. I'd hate to have a review marred by palate fatigue after smoking a few others.

[AlanS]

Poor Jeremy he specifically asked for Avo Lanceros not Avo-cados, Mom meant well! Bummer's

[Demuths1770]

I can kick him in the nuts, then he can smoke the avocado to ease the pain :)


Definitely need to record that as part of the video review.

i would be willing to send jeremy a 10 pack of gurkha cigars and or whiskey for this to happen lol

[Horseshoe]

Tonight should be the night DogRockets! You should start the year off with an Avocado!

[DogRockets]

Tonight should be the night DogRockets! You should start the year off with an Avocado!

I've got a cold so no smokes or drinks for me tonight unfortunately.

[FireTom]

I've got a cold so no smokes or drinks for me tonight unfortunately.
Might be the best time to smoke an avocado.