Big Black Dick

[cheaphumidors]

So one of our employees went on a cruise to the Cayman Islands and brought me back a souvenir....


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I'm not quite sure this was an appropriate gift from male employee to female boss :p

Also, I think that if I were going to make a cigar called the Big Black Dick, I would use an Oscuro wrapper

But it was a pretty good cigar. Anyone ever had one of these? And then gone back?

[projectsunfire]

Wow...that's...um...yeah

[WNYTONY]

What... err... he... said ^^^^^ LOL

[Old Smokey]

Reminds me of when my younger brother passed away 3 years ago and he had signed the back of his drivers liscense to donate his organs. A lady from the place called me and ask a bunch of questions, one of which was "did your brother ever have sex with another male?" I was surprised by the question and replied "not to my knowledge and if he did he certainly didn't brag about it."

[jhedrick83]

Anyone ever had one of these? And then gone back?

You are killing me! That's a new one to me.

[cheaphumidors]

Reminds me of when my younger brother passed away 3 years ago and he had signed the back of his drivers liscense to donate his organs. A lady from the place called me and ask a bunch of questions, one of which was "did your brother ever have sex with another male?" I was surprised by the question and replied "not to my knowledge and if he did he certainly didn't brag about it."

They ask that every time I donate blood... Have you ever had sex with a man, who has had sex with another man since 1973 (or some such year)

I mean, how could I know that for sure? That is second-hand knowledge!

[c.ortiz108]

All I can say is, you are a brave woman.

[DogRockets]

Horseshoe searched last night and bought a box of those.

c.ortiz108 we need you to do a review of one!

[c.ortiz108]

Horseshoe searched last night and bought a box of those.

c.ortiz108 we need you to do a review of one!

After that Jimmie's I've sworn never to smoke a Fighting Cock or a Big Black Dick. I'd be happy to review an Opus X Pussy Juice, though.

[Emperor Zurg]

I just hope you used a condom...

[Woodted]

Kayla, better look to hire the guy that named that stick as your new marketing manager!:rofl:

[cheaphumidors]

Kayla, better look to hire the guy that named that stick as your new marketing manager!:rofl:

Are you kidding?! That's a real quick way to tick people off. If being in this industry has taught me anything it's that not everybody shares my sense of humor... a couple years ago I made a "President's Day" combo with 4 different house blend/house banded sticks. Each stick was named and banded after a president that smoked cigars... I, of course, included Bill Clinton. You can't imagine how much hate mail I got! I thought it was funny :(

[lvfcrook1503]

Are you kidding?! That's a real quick way to tick people off. If being in this industry has taught me anything it's that not everybody shares my sense of humor... a couple years ago I made a "President's Day" combo with 4 different house blend/house banded sticks. Each stick was named and banded after a president that smoked cigars... I, of course, included Bill Clinton. You can't imagine how much hate mail I got! I thought it was funny :(

Solution: Hire me to respond to any future hate mail or negative reviews!:deal:

Disclaimer: I can not be held responsible for any lawsuits or butthurt customers after responses are sent out...:chug::fu::devilspin:

[Chad Vegas]

So will you go back to normal cigars after this or are you going to get some tats & move to the Cayman Islands?

[cheaphumidors]

So will you go back to normal cigars after this or are you going to get some tats & move to the Cayman Islands?

Oh I will definitely move to the islands... but no tats

[OldSkoolTarHeel]

That's the name of a Rum they make down there. I saw it when I went on a trip down there years ago. It seems they have expanded their Big Black Dick line into cigars.

I feel immeasurably dirty after typing that.

[Billb1960]

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[Brent Strande]

Are you kidding?! That's a real quick way to tick people off. If being in this industry has taught me anything it's that not everybody shares my sense of humor... a couple years ago I made a "President's Day" combo with 4 different house blend/house banded sticks. Each stick was named and banded after a president that smoked cigars... I, of course, included Bill Clinton. You can't imagine how much hate mail I got! I thought it was funny :(

Like Monica Lewinski, Clinton left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths...

[Lynn]

Like Monica Lewinski, Clinton left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths...

I never had sexual relations with him.....

seen that wrapper with a lot of sayins...an they always put it on some joke cigar.....

[JollyRogers]

So one of our employees went on a cruise to the Cayman Islands and brought me back a souvenir....


3950


I'm not quite sure this was an appropriate gift from male employee to female boss :p

Also, I think that if I were going to make a cigar called the Big Black Dick, I would use an Oscuro wrapper

But it was a pretty good cigar. Anyone ever had one of these? And then gone back?


It's smaller than I would have expected...guess the rumors aren't all true... :popcorn::peep:

[droy1958]

Errrr....it's just bruised baby.....trust me!......