Got a lot of free time on my hands

[BrianWilliams]

Hey all! I was recently allowed to take a 6 month vacation from my job so I'm looking to get my smoke on. Holla!

[Billb1960]

Srsly....?

[Tobias Lutz]

Welcome to CB, Brian. Tell us about the time you burned a Davidoff with Che and Fidel.

[BrianWilliams]

Thanks Tobias Lutz . Anytime I get to share my experiences the world benefits. Thank you for this opportunity to enlighten and shape your mind.

Recently I visited the great country of Cuba, whose political system I find fascinating and am very envious of. I mean, Castro has guards! Armed Guards! I have a limo yes, but not armed guards. Anyway, Fidel invited me down for what we in the States call a "Cuban Sandwich" but what they simply call a "Sandwich" there. I gladly accepted and asked him to invite my bother from another mother Che. We enjoyed a strong cup of coffee, ate a sandwich, smoked a Davidoff, and discussed ways to utilize my platform on the NBC Nightly News as a way to bring Cuban/Venezulan propaganda to the United States. All in all it was very enjoyable. I didn't even have to light my own cigar! A woman in chains lit it for me. Talk about service!

All in all, I recommend you all head to Cuba for a sandwich and cigar soon. Tell them BDub sent you! They'll know what you're talking about.

[04EDGE40]

I would believe this was Brian Williams if it wasn't Brian Williams telling me that.

[Horseshoe]

I would believe this was Brian Williams if it wasn't Brian Williams telling me that.


I would like this post two times if I could. Lmao.

[AlanS]

That moniker is nearly as common as say John Brown or Dave Smith but the timing is great.

[Billb1960]

Oh FFS, Brian Williams has more RG than I do?! What the hell is the world coming to?

[Horseshoe]

Oh FFS, Brian Williams has more RG than I do?! What the hell is the world coming to?

He was there the day RG was created you know.

[04EDGE40]

He was there the day RG was created you know.

I remember him reporting on it even though heavy neg repping was raining down all around him.

[BrianWilliams]

Gentlemen, gentlemen. Rest assured I am the one true Brian Williams. I just read it off a teleprompter, so it has to be correct.

I was there when my good friend Al Gore invented the internet, so yes, you could say I was there when RG was invented too. I remember reporting it Live! from Al's basement where we sat in our boxing shorts and smoking a Ghurka Widow Maker, MSRP $500 per stick.

[04EDGE40]

Gentlemen, gentlemen. Rest assured I am the one true Brian Williams. I just read it off a teleprompter, so it has to be correct.

I was there when my good friend Al Gore invented the internet, so yes, you could say I was there when RG was invented too. I remember reporting it Live! from Al's basement where we sat in our boxing shorts and smoking a Ghurka Widow Maker, MSRP $500 per stick.

You know I have one of those waiting... for what, I'm not sure. I'd gladly sell it to you for, like, half MSRP!

[BrianWilliams]

You know I have one of those waiting... for what, I'm not sure. I'd gladly sell it to you for, like, half MSRP!

Collin I notice you're from Indiana. Hmm...I forgot that was a real state. As I've only heard of and flown over Indiana in a private jet using excessive fuel (but doing it for the good of mankind), it is doubtful we could smoke our prized Gurkhas together in your city of residence. The next time you're going to be at the Rainbow Room at 30 Rock in New York City let me know. We'll invite Chris Matthews!

On a side note, if you could either walk to work or ride your bicycle there that would be great for the environment. At least that's what Al Gore told me when we were crusining at 40,000 feet in his 14 passanger private jet that just the two of us were flying in.