View Full Version : Screw You Gatorade Popcicle!
cheaphumidors
07-21-2015, 06:29 AM
Who knew a Gatorade popsicle could ruin your cigar smoking?!
I chipped my front tooth on one over the weekend and now I am constantly futzing with it with my tongue...which ends up cutting my tongue up.... which makes smoking cigars hurt like the dickens!
So I say again, SCREW YOU GATORADE POPSICLE!
04EDGE40
07-21-2015, 06:40 AM
A Gatorade popsicle? Did you make it or do they sell those?
cheaphumidors
07-21-2015, 07:30 AM
A Gatorade popsicle? Did you make it or do they sell those?
I made it. Best way to satisfy the sweet tooth without a bunch of calories!
Emperor Zurg
07-21-2015, 09:03 AM
Sand it down with the fine side of an emery nail file.
I was going to say 'Silicon Carbide wet sanding paper' but I figured you'd more likely have a nail file at your disposal.
Unless you chipped it real bad, that's all the dentist is going to do (for $100)
And stop getting so rough with your Popsicles.
04EDGE40
07-21-2015, 09:18 AM
I made it. Best way to satisfy the sweet tooth without a bunch of calories!
Hmmm... that's a pretty good idea!
I chipped my tooth on an apple, of all things. So it can happen to anyone anytime!
Old Smokey
07-21-2015, 09:57 AM
I once broke off a front tooth at the gum line while eating a grilled cheese sandwich. That turned out to be one hell of a lot of fun. Dentist said it must have been cracked before and finally gave way.
stonecutter2
07-21-2015, 10:44 AM
Visit a dentist and have 'em make it nice for you. It's worthy of the trip for a front tooth!
I made it. Best way to satisfy the sweet tooth without a bunch of calories!
It doesn't help your tooth/cigar situation but try something like this instead of gatorade.... Optimum BCAA 5000 Powder at Bodybuilding.com: Lowest Prices for BCAA 5000 Powder (http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/opt/bcaa.html?clickid=3b5W13XaMRCGwSwRiuSVNQ5TUkXzhazF ISvpwE0&irpid=100661)
Its an amino acid supplement that tastes almost like gatorade. Only 10 calories and its a hell of a lot more useful to your body than drinking gatorade.
Zeede
07-21-2015, 11:18 AM
Silly Kayla, you're supposed to LICK popsicles, not bite 'em! :D
I like Oreos for the sweet tooth. Each one is usually only 80 calories or so.
cheaphumidors
07-21-2015, 11:26 AM
Silly Kayla, you're supposed to LICK popsicles, not bite 'em! :D
I like Oreos for the sweet tooth. Each one is usually only 80 calories or so.
I am not patient enough to lick a popsicle to death! What am I, made of time?! And who can eat just 1 Oreo? NO ONE!
sweaterman
07-21-2015, 11:36 AM
I like booze in my popsicles. These things are great, just fill with your favorite drink!
Amazon.com: ZIPZICLE - (36 Pack) Zip-Top Ice Pop Pouch: Kitchen & Dining (http://www.amazon.com/ZIPZICLE-Pack-Zip-Top-Ice-Pouch/dp/B00N795KR4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1437496456&sr=8-1&keywords=zipsicle&pebp=1437496490753&perid=19WBP0DA977M39EFPYYK)
TreySC
07-21-2015, 11:48 AM
I am not patient enough to lick a popsicle to death! What am I, made of time?! And who can eat just 1 Oreo? NO ONE!
I was thinking the same thing, I consider it a win if I eat less than 10 in one sitting.
jp1979
07-21-2015, 12:02 PM
fat free fig newtons... 50 calories a cookie.
Cool Breeze
07-21-2015, 12:07 PM
I had some popsicles the other day made from frozen Bud Light Lime a Ritas. It was actually pretty darn good.
I won't drink them, but I'll freeze em and eat em.