View Full Version : Well that was a first.....I got cigar ash in my freaking mouth!!!
DogRockets
06-02-2015, 08:44 PM
I'm outside having a nice evening cigar. I was holding it up after taking a draw and bumped it and some ash fell in my mouth. Nasty!!!!!! Needless to say that ruined the last 2 inches of the cigar.
If you've ever heard someone say that a cigar was so good they wanted to eat the ash let me tell you that is very untrue!
Hardheaded
06-02-2015, 08:51 PM
Thats not the worst place to end up with hot ash. Just trust me on that.
How much alcohol was involved?
Engineer99
06-02-2015, 10:13 PM
I once picked up a half finished cigar with the intent of finishing it, and put the wrong end in my mouth. It was dark. I was drunk.
tjhemp
06-02-2015, 10:19 PM
I once picked up a half finished cigar with the intent of finishing it, and put the wrong end in my mouth. It was dark. I was drunk.
Done this ^^^^^^ but I cant even use the excuse I was drunk. The cigar was only about 10 minutes in and after the burns and taste needless to say the cigar was done.
Hardheaded
06-02-2015, 10:23 PM
We need a "stupid things done while smoking" thread. I miss that from the old site. Some funny mishaps in there.
BMack
06-02-2015, 11:32 PM
How come women aren't as careless about what ends up in their mouths as you guys are?
...well except this girl I met in college, she kinda looks like Flo on the Progressive commercials. True story.
DogRockets
06-03-2015, 05:39 AM
How much alcohol was involved?
None! I was drinking water!
Tombstone
06-03-2015, 05:54 AM
None! I was drinking water!
Theres your problem.
Horseshoe
06-03-2015, 06:10 AM
All I can do is laugh. That is what you get for trying to get a long ash!
DogRockets
06-03-2015, 06:43 AM
All I can do is laugh. That is what you get for trying to get a long ash!
It wasn't even that. It was either the 2nd or 3rd ash of the cigar.
defetis
06-03-2015, 10:41 AM
I once picked up a half finished cigar with the intent of finishing it, and put the wrong end in my mouth. It was dark. I was drunk.
Im guilty of this as well
Billb1960
06-03-2015, 11:34 AM
Holding a lit cigar over your head...
http://goparallel.sourceforge.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Untitled.png
Zeede
06-03-2015, 11:43 AM
Im guilty of this as well
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StogieNinja
06-03-2015, 12:55 PM
http://i.lvme.me/763hkx.jpg