Are Horseshoe and JollyRogers taking this bet? YOU decide!

[DogRockets]

Fellow bums - we need your help. This may be the most important poll you've voted on since the last poll I posted.

I am well known for my ability to say no to a cigar purchase. Horseshoe and I have had an on-again/off-again bet where I won't make any cigar purchases until xx/xx/xxxx date. Loser has to give a cigar of winner's choice to them from loser's collection.

I would have won all previous bets but Horseshoe cheats and can't be trusted. And now JollyRogers wants in on the action. But this time I'm making it a fair bet:

Bet - DogRockets won't purchase* another cigar until the Tatuaje Monsters Hyde release this fall. Winner gets a cigar of their choice from loser's collection. Horseshoe and JollyRogers don't think I'll last but I know I will.

So cigarbum - should Horseshoe and JollyRogers agree to this bet? YOU decide!!!








* exemptions from the term "purchase" are: Tat 2015 TAA release, any Tat TAA previous release, any Tat Monster of any size, any B&M sticks, or anything DogRockets is already committed to buying as of the time of this poll (yes Brent that includes the Jericho Hills you're selling me).

[Horseshoe]

There should be NO Exemptions! A bet is a bet, straight up.

[DogRockets]

There should be NO Exemptions! A bet is a bet, straight up.

Sounds like someone has sour grapes about losing this bet!

[droy1958]

I think you should send me a couple cigars since I voted. Send me a picture of your inventory (the good stuff) since I took the time to vote even though I had to type this with tired and sore fingers.....

[Horseshoe]

Sounds like someone has sour grapes about losing this bet!

I demand new options to be added. We take the bet straight up no exemption. And last option should be: why bother with another poll, DogRockets will lose, just pay up now to prevent another poll on a ruling.

[Branzig]

I demand new options to be added. We take the bet straight up no exemption. And last option should be: why bother with another poll, DogRockets will lose, just pay up now to prevent another poll on a ruling.

I'm going to second the no exemptions part....Betting with some fixed rules is a little "riggy" :lol:

[DogRockets]

I'm going to second the no exemptions part....Betting with some fixed rules is a little "riggy" :lol:

Some history. Last time Brent and I bet I had already agreed to buy some cigars from him in a split. I paid after the bet began and he claimed he won. Heavily disputed and unbelievably shady by Brent. This time he can't cry wolf later on.

[Horseshoe]

Some history. Last time Brent and I bet I had already agreed to buy some cigars from him in a split. I paid after the bet began and he claimed he won. Heavily disputed and unbelievably shady by Brent. This time he can't cry wolf later on.

False. You purchased sticks from a B&M, some monsters, and something else. These were all purchased by yourself. Their was proof provided by many other people. The first bet that you lost was lost while you were on in New Orleans and you purchased sticks from a B&M. Both bets were straight up with no exemptions. Me 2, You 0. Back to back bet champ!

[JollyRogers]

I demand new options to be added. We take the bet straight up no exemption. And last option should be: why bother with another poll, DogRockets will lose, just pay up now to prevent another poll on a ruling.

I second this motion!

[jp1979]

Absolutely no exemptions. That's a pretty broad list of would be outs. I would say if anything you won't buy any Tats until the Hyde release but that would be setting yourself up for failure.

[Branzig]

Some history. Last time Brent and I bet I had already agreed to buy some cigars from him in a split. I paid after the bet began and he claimed he won. Heavily disputed and unbelievably shady by Brent. This time he can't cry wolf later on.


False. You purchased sticks from a B&M, some monsters, and something else. These were all purchased by yourself. Their was proof provided by many other people. The first bet that you lost was lost while you were on in New Orleans and you purchased sticks from a B&M. Both bets were straight up with no exemptions. Me 2, You 0. Back to back bet champ!

Even more reason not to have any exemptions!

Then there is no disputing anything. Buying = losing. Straight up and case close.

K.I.S.S. :lol:

[williegstyles]

Sounds like the disclosures on a new pharmaceutical commercial.

[jp1979]

Sounds like the disclosures on a new pharmaceutical commercial.
Right?

*in a super fast high pitch voice* This bet may cause drowsiness, vomitting, erectile disfunction, liver damage, lung cancer, dizziness, anxiety, constipation and irritability.

[jp1979]

Contact one of the moderators immediately if you have 2 or more of these symptoms as only one is not life threatening but a combination of 2 or more may be a sign of something more serious

[Zeede]

Any currently running trades/purchases should by exempt, but otherwise, no exceptions.

[jhedrick83]

any B&M sticks

Made me think of (NSFW):

http://youtu.be/ILpbBnUiBuE

Applicable quote is about 1:33 in.

How the hell can you have a bet about not buying cigars and exempt B&M purchases?!?

[Horseshoe]

The write in vote is unanimous. No exemptions!

[DogRockets]

The write in vote is unanimous. No exemptions!

Oh man too bad that wasn't one of the polling options!

[BryGuySC]

That is an awful lot of exemptions.
I say either no exemptions at all, or remove the following: "any B&M sticks, any deal from Heath , or any other Tat I may at some point decide I need," as these are too broad and easily manipulated. (even though I'm all for finding loopholes! That makes it too easy!"

[Billb1960]

Betting with exemptions is like playing poker with wild cards. Real men don't do it.

[JollyRogers]

Betting with exemptions is like playing poker with wild cards. Real men don't do it.
DogRockets

http://healthchilli.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/effective-home-remedies-for-burns-1.jpg

[Gunther7912]

I followed the last bet, didn't seem to last long. I say raise the stakes and no exemptions.

[Billb1960]

DogRockets

http://healthchilli.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/effective-home-remedies-for-burns-1.jpg

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

[BryGuySC]

I say raise the stakes and no exemptions.

Yes! Raise the stakes!

If you lose, you fork over no less than 20% (each) of your "illegal" purchase to both Horseshoe and JollyRogers, rounding up to the nearest whole number. Bulk purchases become splits, and small purchases would still be single cigar payouts.

[TreySC]

I'm with the majority here I think, no exemptions except anything that is already in the works. I will add if the bet is taken with no exceptions then you try to weasel out of it with another poll you owe all of us that participated in this conversation a cigar. :stogie:

[OldSkoolTarHeel]

I'm all for exceptions, but even I say limit to stuff you're already involved in. The bet should be I won't buy any more Tats until the Hyde release, but we know you're weak.

[Lynn]

I'm all for exceptions, but even I say limit to stuff you're already involved in. The bet should be I won't buy any more Tats until the Hyde release, but we know you're weak.

I dont understand what happened to the 4th july

[Ilroy]

I say the only exemptions should be any offering from Hatuey...You probably have not heard of them...some of their offerings are decent, some are less so. You would be taking a chance if you really need that cigar purchasing fix.

[DogRockets]

Even with all the discussion surrounding the exceptions, the bum is voting that Horseshoe and JollyRogers are making this bet. As a sign of my good faith, I'll go back to the OP and remove the mention of Heath and any other Tats of my choosing. Man this is getting restrictive!

[jhedrick83]

Even with all the discussion exceptions, the bum is voting that Horseshoe and JollyRogers are making this bet. As a sign of my good faith, I'll go back to the OP and remove the mention of Heath and any other Tats of my choosing. Man this is getting restrictive!

How about all DogRockets can buy is dog rockets. Ron Mexicos, Raj's Untimely Demise, etc. Nothing but Po' Boy Samplers, that's a bet right there.

[Horseshoe]

How about all DogRockets can buy is dog rockets. Ron Mexicos, Raj's Untimely Demise, etc. Nothing but Po' Boy Samplers, that's a bet right there.

I like where your going with this.

[DogRockets]

Ut oh the bums are out to vote! The "no"s are currently winning meaning no bet!

[Horseshoe]

Here is a video of DogRockets when he went to a dating service.
http://youtu.be/Ets0xkUk17Y

Just to show his character.

[Demuths1770]

where is the just pay up and give Horseshoe and JollyRogers there cigars DogRockets????!!!!!????? you will lose again lol

[DogRockets]

We are all tied up on whether this is a valid bet or not. We will close this poll tonight. If you haven't voted yet get it in now!

[HIM]

I see a major flaw here... you forgot all about the Crowned Heads TAA release. Its likely to be a killer stick and one I wouldn't want to miss out on!

[DogRockets]

I see a major flaw here... you forgot all about the Crowned Heads TAA release. Its likely to be a killer stick and one I wouldn't want to miss out on!

You know Horseshoe tempted me with that cigar today. He sent me a link to pre-order the CH taa online just this morning! He is shady and can't be trusted.

[Horseshoe]

You know Horseshoe tempted me with that cigar today. He sent me a link to pre-order the CH taa online just this morning! He is shady and can't be trusted.

False, I am just trying to help you find good sticks :)

[DogRockets]

The poll has closed. And the "no" vote has it. Gotta say I'm surprised by this. I suspect Horseshoe created a few fake accounts to vote no at the last minute. But live by the poll, die by the poll - there is no bet Horseshoe and JollyRogers .

On the flip side that means I can buy any cigar I want today!!!

[JollyRogers]

The poll has closed. And the "no" vote has it. Gotta say I'm surprised by this. I suspect Horseshoe created a few fake accounts to vote no at the last minute. But live by the poll, die by the poll - there is no bet Horseshoe and JollyRogers .

On the flip side that means I can buy any cigar I want today!!!

I think you were buying that regardless of the results of this poll...

[DogRockets]

I think you were buying that regardless of the results of this poll...

No way. I was going to win that bet for sure.

[DLtoker]

Corona cigar has 9, well now they have 8, boxes in stock of taa.

[Horseshoe]

DogRockets couldn't make it through the day without making a purchase. Jeremy, you are a weak man and have a problem!

[DogRockets]

DogRockets couldn't make it through the day without making a purchase. Jeremy, you are a weak man and have a problem!

As you know my purchase today was some Tat Monsters. They were clearly exempt from this bet anyway!