I'm Matthew and I'm a nood Pipe Addict

[Lostmason]

I'm assuming that most will notice I'm late with introducing myself,but alas I just couldn't see the addiction.My wife asked about a month ago why I hadn't been indulging my pipe for well over 3 years.I didn't have an answer.So Looked up the piper forums here got some learning,had an idea what I wanted to try,and headed off to the B&M.In previous years I had only tried the OTC brands,Borkem Riff,Captain Black,and such,so going in I had no idea what to expect.The proprieter showed off a few of his bulk blends and I opted for a Burley Lite.I have found a whole new love of this hobby and will be hard pressed to fill the desires that have awakened in me.In the month since my visit to the B&M I've picked up two more pipes and restored two others to use and have another almost finished.Thankyou Tobias,Branzig,Neverbend for helping me to grow my addiction.I've been involved in one review and have the opportunity to take part in another and have joined in a Noob Sampler trade,Thank You Haebar.This forum as a whole has been so enlightening and entertaining I feel Honored to have learned from such men as all of you.

[Branzig]

It's not an addiction, it's a passion brother :pipe:

Welcome!!!!

[Sweet Cigars]

Welcome to CB!

[Tgs679]

Welcome

[Tobias Lutz]

Welcome back to the fold!

[B daddy]

You probably meant "Noob" right? I hope. Otherwise, well, this is awkward.

[Lostmason]

You probably meant "Noob" right? I hope. Otherwise, well, this is awkward.

I have been called a noodle head before,,but yeah,I meant "noob".Unfortunately I am the product of a public education so my spelling and proof reading skills are somewhat ,,,,well,,,dang it I'm just a redneck.

[B daddy]

I have been called a noodle head before,,but yeah,I meant "noob".Unfortunately I am the product of a public education so my spelling and proof reading skills are somewhat ,,,,well,,,dang it I'm just a redneck.

Then we're gonna get along just fine.

[Emperor Zurg]

You probably meant "Noob" right? I hope. Otherwise, well, this is awkward.

You'll notice I did NOT post 'pics or it didn't happen'...

[Lostmason]

You'll notice I did NOT post 'pics or it didn't happen'...

Carefull,,,you'll get Tobias going and it wont be pretty,,,,,:apple:

[Lostmason]

1632

[cbr310]

Welcome aboard! Tons of great people and info here!

[Horseshoe]

Nood pipe smoking might be a little much even for this forum. I guess it could be your thing, I just don't want to think about it.

I guess to each their own. Weirdo's everywhere! But I don't judge....



Pipes are a slippery slope and a different type of relaxation.

[AlanS]

Matthew where do you keep your matches? I'm so confused. Apparently clothing is not optional in the Cigar Forums!

[Lostmason]

Nood pipe smoking might be a little much even for this forum. I guess it could be your thing, I just don't want to think about it.

I guess to each their own. Weirdo's everywhere! But I don't judge....



Pipes are a slippery slope and a different type of relaxation.


Matthew where do you keep your matches? I'm so confused. Apparently clothing is not optional in the Cigar Forums!

Between you two I'm getting some really bad visuals,,,one little mistake,,,just one,,,,d*** *t

[Horseshoe]

Between you two I'm getting some really bad visuals,,,one little mistake,,,just one,,,,d*** *t

Hey. I am not the one smoking in the Nood.

[Lostmason]

Really have to watch out where ya tap those ashes.Little ember,[B]Big Burn[B]:dread::spankme:

[Bruck]

I'm Matthew and I'm a nood Pipe Addict

...what a coincidence :)

[Lostmason]

Thanks Bruce,,I'm needing a friend right now,,,I think Horseshoe and AlanS are picking on me.They got clothes and all I got was an old dishwasher box.And i burned my beans...

[AlanS]

I'm a nervous wreck, we have a nood pipe smoker running around here. Now we got another guy that likes wood, hope Matthew finds some trousers this is getting strange!

[Mister Moo]

Welcome. Unlike these other "Ha ha. He made a funny" types, I am just glad you refound the pipe and, one hopes, some avenues to more enjoyable tobaccos. Glad you're here. There is so much more to the sport than The Captain (not that that's bad if you enjoy it).

Also, following the newest protocol, be sure to fold up your pipe tool and pipecleaners and put them in a ziplock bag before stuffing them into whatever it is you call a pocket.

v/r

MMoo

[Mister Moo]

And talk about good luck! As conservative as most pipesmoking forums are, I doubt they'd even let you clean out their ashtrays let alone post anything.

[Lostmason]

Thank You Mister Moo , Thanks to the brothers here allowing me to take part in the NTS, Haebar fixed me up with a nice selection and has given me a direction
to look in for tobaccos that I might like.I have garnered quite a bit of helpfull information from these forums and have truelly found a new appreciation of my pipes.
Capt black is fine but I allways went with Borkum Riff more often and occasionally Tops,now however I'm looking online for sutliff and C&D products.These guys
picking on me for my typo has taught me the need for proof reading before I post and provided my missus alot of entertainment.I've allways enjoyed debating more on
the semantics,because on the topic I'm usually wrong.

[jhedrick83]

Thank You Mister Moo , Thanks to the brothers here allowing me to take part in the NTS, Haebar fixed me up with a nice selection and has given me a direction
to look in for tobaccos that I might like.I have garnered quite a bit of helpfull information from these forums and have truelly found a new appreciation of my pipes.
Capt black is fine but I allways went with Borkum Riff more often and occasionally Tops,now however I'm looking online for sutliff and C&D products.These guys
picking on me for my typo has taught me the need for proof reading before I post and provided my missus alot of entertainment.I've allways enjoyed debating more on
the semantics,because on the topic I'm usually wrong.

You know, a mod could change the title of the thread if you wanted. Totally up to you. :stogie:

However, you will always be Matthew the Naked Piper in my book. ;)

[Lostmason]

You know, a mod could change the title of the thread if you wanted. Totally up to you. :stogie:

However, you will always be Matthew the Naked Piper in my book. ;)

There is so much wrong with that,,,Why are you Imaganine me naked and you keep a book for this,,,,Lol
If this thread does nothing else, maybe it will teach us all to have a good chuckle at ourselves and our mistakes.
It's all good and we're all having fun, right.See ya in your nightmares,,,,,,,,,,:balloonz:

[jhedrick83]

There is so much wrong with that,,,Why are you Imaganine me naked and you keep a book for this,,,,Lol
If this thread does nothing else, maybe it will teach us all to have a good chuckle at ourselves and our mistakes.
It's all good and we're all having fun, right.See ya in your nightmares,,,,,,,,,,:balloonz:

There's so much wrong in this whole thread, that's why it's damn funny to me! I'm just glad you have been a good sport about it all.

[Lynn]

I'm assuming that most will notice I'm late with introducing myself,but alas I just couldn't see the addiction.My wife asked about a month ago why I hadn't been indulging my pipe for well over 3 years.I didn't have an answer.So Looked up the piper forums here got some learning,had an idea what I wanted to try,and headed off to the B&M.In previous years I had only tried the OTC brands,Borkem Riff,Captain Black,and such,so going in I had no idea what to expect.The proprieter showed off a few of his bulk blends and I opted for a Burley Lite.I have found a whole new love of this hobby and will be hard pressed to fill the desires that have awakened in me.In the month since my visit to the B&M I've picked up two more pipes and restored two others to use and have another almost finished.Thankyou Tobias,Branzig,Neverbend for helping me to grow my addiction.I've been involved in one review and have the opportunity to take part in another and have joined in a Noob Sampler trade,Thank You Haebar.This forum as a whole has been so enlightening and entertaining I feel Honored to have learned from such men as all of you.

OUT of the CLOSET an into the FIRE...I'm movin too as soon as the guys can find me a tobacco an that new pipe get's here...Oh I got another one on the hook..did I say one, it's two..gonna need a rack...

[Lostmason]

OUT of the CLOSET an into the FIRE...I'm movin too as soon as the guys can find me a tobacco an that new pipe get's here...Oh I got another one on the hook..did I say one, it's two..gonna need a rack...

Wait untill ya start trying pipe tobaccos, you'll be throwing all the preserves out to use the jars for different blends.Don't go in for any that say they taste like a cigar, go after ones that have a profile that makes your mouth water and in your case Lynn get the full strength to get your nicotine hit.

Matthew

[Lynn]

Wait untill ya start trying pipe tobaccos, you'll be throwing all the preserves out to use the jars for different blends.Don't go in for any that say they taste like a cigar, go after ones that have a profile that makes your mouth water and in your case Lynn get the full strength to get your nicotine hit.

Matthew

right on nicotine more is always better...they aint gonna need the fimildihide me..I'll already be preserved..

[Branzig]

OUT of the CLOSET an into the FIRE...I'm movin too as soon as the guys can find me a tobacco an that new pipe get's here...Oh I got another one on the hook..did I say one, it's two..gonna need a rack...
It's true. It's all true. Slippery slope? More like sheer, ice covered side of a mountain!


Wait untill ya start trying pipe tobaccos, you'll be throwing all the preserves out to use the jars for different blends.Don't go in for any that say they taste like a cigar, go after ones that have a profile that makes your mouth water and in your case Lynn get the full strength to get your nicotine hit.

Matthew

If vitamin N is what you crave, then just smoke ropes. There are plenty of rope baccy out there that put seasoned, full strength cigar smokers right down on their rear end.

[Lynn]

It's true. It's all true. Slippery slope? More like sheer, ice covered side of a mountain!



If vitamin N is what you crave, then just smoke ropes. There are plenty of rope baccy out there that put seasoned, full strength cigar smokers right down on their rear end.

got to thinkin about that swampy thing so back to e-bay an now I got two more on the hook. differant styles..

[Branzig]

got to thinkin about that swampy thing so back to e-bay an now I got two more on the hook. differant styles..
I usually have no fewer than 8 pipes on my epay watch list at all times.

PAD is a severe, terminal sickness. Very few things cure it.

[Lynn]

I usually have no fewer than 8 pipes on my epay watch list at all times.

PAD is a severe, terminal sickness. Very few things cure it.

all ready thinkin I need a rack on the side of my humi.

[Lostmason]

It's true. It's all true. Slippery slope? More like sheer, ice covered side of a mountain!
.

I thought the idea was to "Slide in sidways saying "WHOA ! What a Ride !""

[Chad Vegas]

It's only an addiction if you admit it is. As long as you are a productive member of society no one can tell you anything!

[Lostmason]

It's only an addiction if you admit it is. As long as you are a productive member of society no one can tell you anything!
Hahahaha,,,,,you think I'm productive,,,,,,Hahahaha

That's a good one....:3stooges:

[jhedrick83]

Hahahaha,,,,,you think I'm productive,,,,,,Hahahaha

That's a good one....:3stooges:

You'd be more productive if you put some damn pants on! Hard to take a nood guy seriously. :)

[Lostmason]

:devilgrin::spankme::chicken::chicken: