Cellar Fool

[NeverBend]

I never tell the truth.
I am a liar.

Postulate:
There are no experts on the subject of tobacco ageing.
I am an expert on tobacco ageing.

Axiom:


I only have experience with my tobacco and environment.
This information is only meaningful if I tracked the entire process.
I did.
I can share my experience.
I can't tell you what your results will be.


I can only speak for myself.

Do not cellar tobacco if your intent is to age it.
Do not buy tobacco if your intent is to age it.

Theorum:

Buy as much tobacco as you can afford.
Cellar it.
Track it.
No matter how much you try to stop it, it will age.
It may not age well.
Smoke it.
Have fun.
You will become an expert on your cellar.
Not mine.


Outcome:


Do not ask me if you aged your tobacco correctly.
I don't know.
If you insist on my opinion.
Send me your tobacco.


Conclusion:
I am an expert on tobacco ageing because I know this.

I sometimes tell the truth.

[Branzig]

Well stated Pete!

I like to think that I am an expert tobacco liar myself.

"This tobacco from 2001 aged so magnificently! I am glad I kept it in this odd sized jar, it kept the perfect air to tobacco ratio, thus helping it age to this perfect flavor profile...."

:p

[Tobias Lutz]

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