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Mister Moo
03-13-2015, 06:50 AM
There have been a lot of questions about the coveted Universal Cow Grading System (UCGS) - Is it honest? Is it fair? Is it subject to bribes? Is it a reliable measure for the forum consumer? Are there worse grading systems?

The answer to all questions is a resounding "Yes."

In the main...

1-cow = pretty darn good performance
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2-cows = excellence performance
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3-cows = out standing in your field performance
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If you are ever unsatisfied with results from the UCGS please contact the Office of the Ombudsbum for a hearing. The UCGS, developed by agricultural experts at Michigan Sate University, is probably the last word in what it means to be out standing in your field.

MMoo

Emperor Zurg
03-13-2015, 07:05 AM
I'll see your cow and raise you a big bale of hay

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae231/E-Zurg/jobwinner-hay-bale-small-877471_zps17c1111f.png

... replete with a chewy center

Horseshoe
03-13-2015, 08:28 AM
Three cows huh. I will have to up my game. I am currently cowless and Old McDonald is not happy.

Mister Moo
03-13-2015, 08:56 AM
The old system involved a panel of judges and "10-cow must" scoring. Too complicated. Just know that 3-cows are not for everyone.

commonsenseman
03-13-2015, 09:28 AM
I submitted several blends for review weeks ago & these so-called "agricultural experts" still haven't issued a final moo-review.

Maybe I mailed my bribe to the wrong address.....

Branzig
03-13-2015, 06:40 PM
Whoo hoo! 3 cows this morning!

Nothing like starting out on the right hoof.

HabanoMan
03-13-2015, 11:40 PM
Did someone mention cows?

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r232/luvmaduro/beef_strips.gif (http://s145.photobucket.com/user/luvmaduro/media/beef_strips.gif.html)

Mister Moo
03-14-2015, 11:12 AM
Did someone mention cows?

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r232/luvmaduro/beef_strips.gif (http://s145.photobucket.com/user/luvmaduro/media/beef_strips.gif.html)

NOW I remember you. :rolleyes:

DGErwin11
04-18-2015, 10:53 AM
I hope now cows were injured in the production of this thread.

Emperor Zurg
06-27-2015, 10:33 AM
I hope now cows were injured in the production of this thread.

Why? Do you have something against Now Cows?