View Full Version : OK lets give away some Stogie Toys and some Cigars!
Jaybird
03-03-2015, 02:54 AM
Alright. So..My business partner and I like to FK with each other A LOT! He does not come to the cigar forums. Cigars are my passion he couldn't really care less. So lets FK with him a little and give away some stuff! I love to play so this will be fun! You WIN
So totally out of the blue send Victor an email, address it "my kitty needs breakfast" then in the email just type "whoooooo's HUNGRY" I am not going to tell you what it is all about (he would FKN KILL me) but I and he will get a serious lough out of it at some point. Now here is the deal. The email he shows me, and he will show me at some point, gets a free stogie toy. You know I will toss in some cigars too!
Make it fun! Dont give up any 411 as to where it all came from. He will finally break down and ask me why the hell he is getting all these emails. The 1 actual email he ends up showing me wins. Just sign it with your BUM name I will find you... This will be funny as hell!
DO NOT CC ME.. I want this totally like WTF kind of stuff...
Go get em!
LMFAO!!!!!
Cheers
Jay
OK OK OK no more.. I got the winners....
I ended up with an email form our service provider about spam..Baahhhhhaaaaaaa SO Tombstone Shoot me your address and I'll send you a package....
Hardheaded
03-03-2015, 03:11 AM
Alright. So..My business partner and I like to FK with each other A LOT! He does not come to the cigar forums. Cigars are my passion he couldn't really care less. So lets FK with him a little and give away some stuff! I love to play so this will be fun! You WIN
So totally out of the blue send Victor an email, address it "my kitty needs breakfast" then in the email just type "whoooooo's HUNGRY" I am not going to tell you what it is all about (he would FKN KILL me) but I and he will get a serious lough out of it at some point. Now here is the deal. The email he shows me, and he will show me at some point, gets a free stogie toy. You know I will toss in some cigars too!
Make it fun! Dont give up any 411 as to where it all came from. He will finally break down and ask me why the hell he is getting all these emails. The 1 actual email he ends up showing me wins.
DO NOT CC ME.. I want this totally like WTF kind of stuff...
Go get em!
LMFAO!!!!!
Cheers
Jay
You sure thats the right email? Gmail just rejected it when I tried to harass your buddy.
zeebee
03-03-2015, 04:50 AM
I think it worked for me. Haven't gotten a rejection yet.
fataman
03-03-2015, 06:24 AM
Mail sent :stogie:
Don't include me in the comp as I'm non-US. Just nice to screw with someone ;)
cheaphumidors
03-03-2015, 08:05 AM
teehee..... done. But I think he might recognize my email address
Dijit
03-03-2015, 08:35 AM
message sent
gordo1473
03-03-2015, 08:41 AM
Sent. At some point and time you will have to share with us the story
TreySC
03-03-2015, 08:59 AM
Done!
OldSkoolTarHeel
03-03-2015, 09:29 AM
Done.
WNYTONY
03-03-2015, 09:38 AM
Sure why not - I like to harass someone I don't know
Agree that we need to hear the outcome of this one Jay
quo155
03-03-2015, 09:56 AM
I love messing with people...done!
Hardheaded
03-03-2015, 10:12 AM
Done. Not sure why it rejected the first time.
04EDGE40
03-03-2015, 10:41 AM
Done! Ha how has he not said anything yet?
Ilroy
03-03-2015, 10:46 AM
Done...I just hope he's not the violent type...at some point I figure I'll pop over the hill and pay your business a visit. :cool:
steelman
03-03-2015, 10:54 AM
Done also. I guess that he needs a little more prodding.
Horseshoe
03-03-2015, 11:12 AM
Done! Ha how has he not said anything yet?
Don't forget they are in California so is not quite business hours.
http://youtu.be/mXPeLctgvQI
04EDGE40
03-03-2015, 11:20 AM
Don't forget they are in California so is not quite business hours.
http://youtu.be/mXPeLctgvQI
Well meow it is! It's flippin' 8:20!
Horseshoe
03-03-2015, 11:21 AM
Well meow it is! It's flippin' 8:20!
I love super troopers. I may have to watch it again tonight just because I pulled up that video.
Jaybird
03-03-2015, 12:10 PM
He sent me a text and said... Do you know anything about the emails? Ha Ha Ha.. I'm like Uhhhh what emails Baahhhhaaaaa
When I see him at the store I am sure he will lay it out there. I 'll be like Ummmm what are you talking about. Show me 1
Cheers
Jay
Lostmason
03-03-2015, 12:16 PM
On it's way....Thx Jay,,luv to screw with ppl
Tombstone
03-03-2015, 12:16 PM
I want to hear about his revenge on you for this.
Hardheaded
03-03-2015, 01:31 PM
You got contacted about spam. Thats awesome. That was a fun diversion.
Jaybird
03-03-2015, 01:38 PM
You got contacted about spam. Thats awesome. That was a fun diversion.
Yeah they told me they were going to throttle back my service speed if it kept up. ha ha ha... something about a "silly" spam campaign. Too funny!
Cheers
Jay
WNYTONY
03-06-2015, 02:38 PM
Jay - you alive and still allowed on the interwebs ?
We have to know how this turned out...
Lostmason
03-06-2015, 03:48 PM
Jay - you alive and still allowed on the interwebs ?
We have to know how this turned out...
think they gave him a "timeout" in the corner?
Lostmason
03-06-2015, 10:21 PM
Well he is in California,probable put him a round room.........
Jaybird
03-06-2015, 11:38 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha sorry guys. Loads going on right now. Sorry to keep you on the edge. Ok so I got a REAL REAL good email from my server company about spam. Well turns out it was VICTOR getting back at me! He ended up getting a CRAPLOAD of emails. HE saw the first one and was like WHAT THE FK???? Then they kept coming and coming and coming. He for sure knew it was me but not for several hours. So he got the link and email contact from our network server and wrote a KILLER very KILLER very convincing email about spam and slowing our speeds etc.. Funny stuff. So we got a HUGE laugh out of this guys! It was fun to get you guys involved in totally fking with him. I am scared what he is going to do as retaliation... AND THERE WILL BE RETALIATION! I know he is PLOTTING!
Cheers
Jay
Hardheaded
03-06-2015, 11:43 PM
Glad it was worth it, and I fear for your future safety.
Billb1960
03-07-2015, 12:19 AM
So...who won?
WNYTONY
03-07-2015, 12:42 AM
It's probably best then that you just spill this kitty story then Jay. We may need that information when the authorities start asking us questions !
Jaybird
03-07-2015, 02:44 AM
So...who won?
I updated the OP of mine a few days ago but, Tombstone won the Toy. his was the first email I saw from the "Server SPAM" BULL SHT letter I got from Victor. It was actually his that he referenced.
That was a butt load of fun!
Cheers
Jay
Jaybird
03-07-2015, 02:58 AM
It's probably best then that you just spill this kitty story then Jay. We may need that information when the authorities start asking us questions !
Ha Ha Ha.... Ok Ok Ok so Victor's wife LOVES LOVES Cats and well Victor has a soft spot for his wife. (insert soft/hard jokes here) so one morning Victors wife asks Victor is he would get up and go feed the Cats. Not being something he does he starts making fun of Wifey... So he heads to the top of the stairs in their house and belts out WHHHhhooooooos HuuuunnGGGGRrrryyyyyyyyy???? In the worst EVER voice you have ever heard a grown man squeal out! Trying to sound like his wife, ya know when your trying to "make fun" of your wife..Well the cats came RUNNING. Probably because they thought it was a dead Squirrel or some shit, who knows but from that day forward Victor would have to go to the top of the stairs and belt out WHHhhhhhhhhhoooooooooosssss HuuuuNNNGGGRRRYYYYY?
and the Cats would come a running. I LAUGHED MY FKN ASSSSS OFF when I heard the story and DAMN IT I just had to pass it along. Maybe next time we will use the Trash Can story! Baaahhhhaaaaa Thats a funny one too. BUT all for another late night FK with Victor episode... Thanks for playing along guys! We will talk/laugh about this one for a LONG LONG time!
Cheers
Jay
WNYTONY
03-07-2015, 10:04 AM
Good stuff - thanks for a fun little diversion Jay
TCBSmokes
03-07-2015, 12:48 PM
Ha Ha Ha.... Ok Ok Ok so Victor's wife LOVES LOVES Cats and well Victor has a soft spot for his wife. (insert soft/hard jokes here) so one morning Victors wife asks Victor is he would get up and go feed the Cats. Not being something he does he starts making fun of Wifey... So he heads to the top of the stairs in their house and belts out WHHHhhooooooos HuuuunnGGGGRrrryyyyyyyyy???? In the worst EVER voice you have ever heard a grown man squeal out! Trying to sound like his wife, ya know when your trying to "make fun" of your wife..Well the cats came RUNNING. Probably because they thought it was a dead Squirrel or some shit, who knows but from that day forward Victor would have to go to the top of the stairs and belt out WHHhhhhhhhhhoooooooooosssss HuuuuNNNGGGRRRYYYYY?
and the Cats would come a running. I LAUGHED MY FKN ASSSSS OFF when I heard the story and DAMN IT I just had to pass it along. Maybe next time we will use the Trash Can story! Baaahhhhaaaaa Thats a funny one too. BUT all for another late night FK with Victor episode... Thanks for playing along guys! We will talk/laugh about this one for a LONG LONG time!
Cheers
Jay
Jay, you are havin' Waaay too much fun. You do know it's supposed to be a Job, don't you? lol. :cool:
Jaybird
03-07-2015, 10:03 PM
Jay, you are havin' Waaay too much fun. You do know it's supposed to be a Job, don't you? lol. :cool:
If it wasn't fun I wouldn't be doing it brother! Man do we have a good time!
Cheers
Jay
Brent Strande
03-13-2015, 10:46 PM
Haha, great story.
Also, a photo plug for Jay's Stogie Toy now:
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd213/bstrande/Mobile%20Uploads/Cigars%20Pipes%20Vices%20and%20Devices/4874940A-A229-4612-9D1E-A0EC75B6DC79.jpg (http://s225.photobucket.com/user/bstrande/media/Mobile%20Uploads/Cigars%20Pipes%20Vices%20and%20Devices/4874940A-A229-4612-9D1E-A0EC75B6DC79.jpg.html)
Tombstone
04-13-2015, 09:12 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a18/wizardofgore/cigars/20150411_181948_zpsuzvky6n3.jpg (http://s8.photobucket.com/user/wizardofgore/media/cigars/20150411_181948_zpsuzvky6n3.jpg.html)
Thanks a bunch Jaybird They arrived over the weekend and a expected the wife claimed it. Can't wait to get to try it out.
Jaybird
04-13-2015, 10:05 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a18/wizardofgore/cigars/20150411_181948_zpsuzvky6n3.jpg (http://s8.photobucket.com/user/wizardofgore/media/cigars/20150411_181948_zpsuzvky6n3.jpg.html)
Thanks a bunch Jaybird They arrived over the weekend and a expected the wife claimed it. Can't wait to get to try it out.
Ha Ha ha..Thats exactly why I sent you 2 brotha' And of course I had to make them different so she could take claim to 1....
Cheers
Jay
Haha good prank, but what does “"my kitty needs breakfast" then in the email just type "whoooooo's HUNGRY" mean??
AlliChaparra
04-29-2015, 10:44 AM
Sorry for the delay, but I claimed the one with the logo. The moment he came home and told me one was on the way I was like "oh really?"... New gift for me. :p Thank you for sending 2 so my husband could have one too.
Jaybird
05-01-2015, 11:48 PM
Sorry for the delay, but I claimed the one with the logo. The moment he came home and told me one was on the way I was like "oh really?"... New gift for me. :p Thank you for sending 2 so my husband could have one too.
I actually feel honored you chimed in to thank me! How awesome is that! KILLER 1st post! RG for you little lady!
Well you are VERY welcome! Once I heard you were gonna stake claim to it I was like OHHHH HELL NO YOU DON'T! HA HA HA... I just HAD to send 2.
Cheers
Jay